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Thread: Forumski karantin ili - kako živimo u vrijeme restrikcija

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    Ja se dodirujem manje-više.Ovo drugo od nužde.Đeca 24h kući,ženi opa' libido...

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    Quote Originally Posted by joni View Post
    Ja se dodirujem manje-više.Ovo drugo od nužde.Đeca 24h kući,ženi opa' libido...

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    Quote Originally Posted by joni View Post
    Ja se dodirujem manje-više.Ovo drugo od nužde.Đeca 24h kući,ženi opa' libido...

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    Nevolja je...
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    U vili na stari ima brašna
    One Ring to Rule them all...

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    Ako nam se populacija ne popravi zarad ovog karantina, onda je eksperiment propao
    but if you wanna find hell with me, i can show you what it's like, till you're bleeding

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    3. Dan i ne znam kako jos da budem kreativan narednih 11 dana. Samo da ne produze jos 14... Pa u CG jos 14... Pocecu da setam kilometrima kroz hotelske hodnike ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aLaPaCha View Post
    Nevolja je...
    Nije to do nevolje no gledam previše neke emisije o životinjskom svijetu.Jedna mi je ostala u sećanju.Neki mali miš koji živi svega 5-6mjeseci i pari se toliko mnogo,odnosno prečesto, zbog toga,
    da mu taj višak libida u stvari skraćuje život.
    Ukratko udario me taj 'apokalipsa libido' a ženu obratno.Mada i ona gleda dosta TV.Njoj je upečatljiv onaj dio kad navode da procentualno 30% žena i 70% muškaraca obolijeva.
    Ukratko njoj je veća verovatnoća da će se udarati i kad ovo prođe.


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    Haahhahahahah kako si slikovito ovo objasnio, svaka ti čast.
    Biće loše ako bude taj podatak tačan.
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    koliko ste puta zadnjih dana rekli "gladan/a sam"?
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    Dok pomislim da kažem "Gladan sam",a ono usta već puna

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    Uh, pekarski krompir + krmenadla + tanka supa


    SPAVAŠ LI MIRNO ĐEJMI OLIVERE!1!
    but if you wanna find hell with me, i can show you what it's like, till you're bleeding

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    Ja već sad vidim da će mi želja velja bit onih 111kg što sam imao prije dijete, ne da jedem ovih dana no MRČIM...

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    najveci ti to problem bio. smrsaces kao i prije.
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    Meni je sreća u nesreći pa sam u divljini, mogu do prvih komšija (vuka, meda, lisice) da prošetam, ne kršeći socijalnu distancu
    but if you wanna find hell with me, i can show you what it's like, till you're bleeding

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    Ja samo jedan ipo put jedem dnevno kao i prije ovoga.
    Čak mi je opao apetit
    One Ring to Rule them all...

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    Ti si donji :lolblue:

    nije ti zdravo jednom dnevno
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf_White View Post
    Ja samo jedan ipo put jedem dnevno kao i prije ovoga.
    Čak mi je opao apetit
    Jel ti redovna stolica?

    Ja sam jako zadovoljan ako ko pita

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    prije ovoga svega ne pamtim kad sam posle ručka jedno sat odspava’


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    Ada moras kenjat kad jedes 18 puta dnevno..
    Pretvorismo se u sjedeće fabrike govana

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf_White View Post
    Ja samo jedan ipo put jedem dnevno kao i prije ovoga.
    Čak mi je opao apetit
    Meni žena tri obroka dnevno spremi.Ja se sam snalazim za ostalih šest.

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    dobro je kad ti i ta 3 spremi, pojedine nisu jedan spremile a u brak su 2-3 godine. no im sverkve podižu familiju


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    Pa mi vele: "Kad ćeš se udavat'?"
    Nikad!
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Mada može i na onaj drugi PDF, danas na tanjiru, neka odje.





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    Jedem vanilice i baš mi je lepo.
    " čini se da iz rana raste cvijeće... "

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    @kimmi ne valja to brasno dugo da stoji
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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