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    Ajfonka plaky
    but if you wanna find hell with me, i can show you what it's like, till you're bleeding

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    Dal je ovo realno?

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    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    Dva Policajca vrše uviđaj posle nesreće:
    - "Žrtva je ženskog pola između 20 i 40 godina. Ženu je pregazila lokomotiva i 5 vagona. Leva ruka na njivi, desna ruka na njivi,leva noga u njivi, desna noga u njivii, glava na prugi, pruzi, ..kako se kaže, prugi ili pruzi? ". Drugi Policajac sutne glavu i zapise "glava u njivi"!

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    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    Ovaj požar u fabrici mesa možemo nazvati i najvećim roštiljem uoči 1. Maja.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Ovaj požar u fabrici mesa možemo nazvati i najvećim roštiljem uoči 1. Maja.

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    ada nista kad nije bilo svinjskog..

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    A Zasto misliš da nije?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Ovaj požar u fabrici mesa možemo nazvati i najvećim roštiljem uoči 1. Maja.

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    ahahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by Executor View Post
    ada nista kad nije bilo svinjskog..
    bilo je kako nije
    druzba je druzba, al sluzba je sluzba - mozda ne jedu, ali prodaju li prodaju
    I was born to be the best, number one and nothing less.

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    Pa ni ne utiče
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Aoooooooo, hahahahahaha
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Targeted ads.

    Oh yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtraktor View Post


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    Aooooo... Teska srca ali je dobar crnjak... Ovo je jedan od onih za koje znam da necu moci nikome proslijediti... Previse su fini...
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    Odavde dovde...

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    Eventualno ako odes kao predstavnik svoje zemlje na evroviziju...
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    Vanja Radovanović

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel Castro View Post
    Eventualno ako odes kao predstavnik svoje zemlje na evroviziju...
    Aooo, hahaha
    this time next year...

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    Pušti da ne retvituje

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    Čuh priču od kolege... Saša Matić neđe pjevao na svadbi u Splendid ođe kod nas i jedan nikšićanin ga zamoli da se slika sa njim , da opale selfi… ovaj pristane, zagrli ga nikšićanin rukom u kojoj je držao cigar, drugom kameru drži i počne nehotično da gori ruku Saši Matiću..ovaj zajauka "izgore me bre čoveče" a veli mu nikšićanin "a kako ti to brato vidiš?"

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