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    Quote Originally Posted by lepetanac View Post
    Providne, mene stid bilo od njih.
    Al kako sibaju pivo, ko velike
    Kad te novljani ugoste


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    Lavice
    Crna Gora, gnjezdo sokolova,
    ko te kleo – jaki Bog ga smeo,
    Tko zlobio – crn mu obraz bio

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    Quote Originally Posted by lepetanac View Post
    Lavice
    Dodji sad da vidis boju 😅

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    u herceg novi, dosta za ovu godinu. ima lava i u Lepetane
    Crna Gora, gnjezdo sokolova,
    ko te kleo – jaki Bog ga smeo,
    Tko zlobio – crn mu obraz bio

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    Ja kad se sjetim kakvi su meni rodjendani bili...
    Majka napravi tortu, dodje malo drustva, po koji rodjak i dimo se vi, svi srecni. Kuci, razumije se.

    Danas ovi skorojevicki snobovski roditelji zakupljuju restorane djeci da proslave rodjendane.
    Oni tome toliko ozbiljno pristupaju...

    Ni ka svadbu da prave...

    Sve, i javno ako treba, samo da se definise pozicija u drustvu i da se dobije adekvatan tretman u drustvu, iliti "mi bismo sad malo paznje i postovanja, jer, ako ne vidite, mi bas imamo para. Ne slavimo mu rodjendan doma socijalno, no smo mislili malo "da mu ga dadnemo" "

    Sve zamaskirano u prvi rodjendan jadnog djeteta...

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    A najjače je, šta se onda očekuje od svadbe?

    Poslato sa sjajne pisaće mašine Note 5 x2
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    -> Forma za naručivanje online stvari <-

    Bugi Vugi tapši Raduj se!

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    Junior-juniorka se onda oženi-uda bez pompe i svadbe
    James Tiberius Kirk

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    Obično 3 mjeseca pred dolazak potomstva... I

    poslato s Jadrana

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    Gledam curu i vidim da je debil. Glupa, nesposobna, egoisticna.... Mamina i tajova cerka. A onda upoznajem i njenog vjerenika, koji je identican majkin sin bez grama mozga... I onda se uzmu i stvore novu generaciju debila...

    neverica
    One Ring to Rule them all...

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    Masu ljudi zivi zivote radi tudjih ociju. Spolja ugladjeni, u glavu truba.

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    Nekulturni i redardirani konobari/ce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    Obično 3 mjeseca pred dolazak potomstva... I

    poslato s Jadrana


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    Obično 3 mjeseca pred dolazak potomstva... I

    poslato s Jadrana
    Šta će kad ne znaju za kondome, pilule,..., pa i ,,vađenje".

    Poslato sa Huawei P8 lite

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    To mi je najjace kad kazu "Nijesmo planirali" ili "Omaklo nam se"... Wtf...
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    "Nijesmo se nadali" i lagano daju sinu ime Nenad

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    Kad čujem "cepaj, cepa,cepaju" i ostale oblike...aoooo
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aLaPaCha View Post
    Kad čujem "cepaj, cepa,cepaju" i ostale oblike...aoooo
    podsjeti me kad je bila neka frka sa jednom zgradom oko parking mjesta, izasli stanari, svadjaju se izmedju sebe, graja,nervoza, u jedan tren veli neka zena jednome vec crvenom u facu, dlaka mu fali da ubije nekog, "zvacu komunalnu policiju"

    "a jel, e pa dobro, neka dodju, MOGU SAMO DA MI GA CEPNU!!!"

    iznijeli su me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf_White View Post
    Gledam curu i vidim da je debil. Glupa, nesposobna, egoisticna.... Mamina i tajova cerka. A onda upoznajem i njenog vjerenika, koji je identican majkin sin bez grama mozga... I onda se uzmu i stvore novu generaciju debila...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    podsjeti me kad je bila neka frka sa jednom zgradom oko parking mjesta, izasli stanari, svadjaju se izmedju sebe, graja,nervoza, u jedan tren veli neka zena jednome vec crvenom u facu, dlaka mu fali da ubije nekog, "zvacu komunalnu policiju"

    "a jel, e pa dobro, neka dodju, MOGU SAMO DA MI GA CEPNU!!!"

    iznijeli su me...
    Ali nije ni to ( neka dodju da mi ga cepnu) toliko ljigavo kao kad cujem ceeeepaj ...pih!
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aLaPaCha View Post
    Ali nije ni to ( neka dodju da mi ga cepnu) toliko ljigavo kao kad cujem ceeeepaj ...pih!
    Nema mi preko onoga: iiiiiiiiiiiip
    Oću da poavetam kad to čujem a još kad ga neko otegne...
    Neka ga ne mari....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadony View Post
    Nema mi preko onoga: iiiiiiiiiiiip
    Oću da poavetam kad to čujem a još kad ga neko otegne...
    ja to zovem "pastirski humor"

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    Pastirski je kompliment za to.
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    Kada se balvani pitaju iz auta na sred džade dok je iza njih kolona taoca njiovog visočanstva............. seljački al naše!
    Zelim vam samo jedno, a to su dvije stvari: "rad, red i disciplinu".

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    Struja u roku od 20-ak minuta ČETIRI PUTA nestaje i dolazi.
    EPCG, od srca vam sve jeb*m nesposobno
    Još mi samo trošak fali, ako mi crknu aparati kroz stan.
    Majmuni neznaveni...
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Isto sam vala sad htio rec, 4 puta, 4 im majke *****, sve ce mi pocrkat...

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