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    Sastav da ali cistoca ne mere bit ista... Edit: sad vidjeh killer detalj na dvicu, usisna pecurka
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    Quote Originally Posted by kEDOWN View Post
    Sastav da ali cistoca ne mere bit ista... Edit: sad vidjeh killer detalj na dvicu, usisna pecurka
    nije ima mjesta kutiju za filter da metne

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    I eto mene opet do PG i nazad... U moru degenerika ozdvojio bi 2 komada kao dobre kandidate za kakvo takmicenje istih...

    (nazalost, kamerice jos nema pa samo mogu da ispricam u kratkim crtama)

    1. Semafor kod Okova (na stari)... Priblizavam se lagano samforu gdje vec neko vrijeme stoji crveno svijetlo i ispred mene i motora koji vec stoji i ceka na semaforu je prostor gdje se kandidat #1 ubacuje u milimater. Iskusan vozac, nema sta. Ja ne sviram ali zato on svira. Kome? Motoru ispred. Motordzija ga kulira ili ne cuje a on nabija has i svira jos zustrije. Motor sa pomjera u desno (sve se ovo desava u lijevoj traci) a on preko crvenog nastavlja pored motora kaceci i trotoar a onda naglo skrece desno, naravno bez zmigavca ili okreta glave. Cijelo vrijeme crveno svijetlo se nije mjenjalo... Ne vidjeh tablice, znam da su bile PG.

    Kandidat #2 je vec bio na putu nazad za Bar. Tablica BR*BK728. Bijeli Fiat Punto (nisam ni siguran, rekao bih da je taj iako me cudi zbog sledecih detalja) u kome vozi 'brizni' tata a na zadnjem sjedistu na nogama stoji ponosni sin koji bodri tatu kako se fura na Sumahera. Na oganicenju 100km/h (prije prvog tunela u sozini), ja sam isao nekih 120km/h dok je on isao bar 20km/h brze od mene i tako odmicao po malo. Kada se ogranicenje spustilo na 80km/h, ja sam ga spustio na 90-ish km/h dok je on nastavio makar istom brzinom. Samo sam mogao da vidim kako je prestizao svako auto ispred njega, i na punoj a mogao sam da vidim i obrise djecakove glave kako ide lijevo/desno. Ubrzo mi se izgubio iz vidika jer je razlika u brzini postala isuvise velika.
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    Trojka ili sestica?

    My name is Srećko Tajov btw.


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    ovaj prvi je 100% imao neki stomačni virus
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    Quote Originally Posted by .:. View Post
    Trojka ili sestica?
    Trojka

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    Quote Originally Posted by goozica View Post
    ovaj prvi je 100% imao neki stomačni virus
    Prije ce bit' da je mozdani virus...
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    Cekam na semafore kod gintasa, desna traka, 40-45 cm od trotoara. Iznenada se pojavio biciklista i linija od kvake do retrovizora.
    Srecom imao je gumice pa je samo ostavio gumu/plastiku.
    Znate li sto je dobio za to?
    TAKUMI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabia_Elegance! View Post
    Cekam na semafore kod gintasa, desna traka, 40-45 cm od trotoara. Iznenada se pojavio biciklista i linija od kvake do retrovizora.
    Srecom imao je gumice pa je samo ostavio gumu/plastiku.
    Znate li sto je dobio za to?
    Da nije možda nešto ovako:



    ...to mi prvo pada na pamet...

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    Neka ga ne mari....

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    Pitanje je bilo 'Sto je dobio' a ne 'sto je dobro'

    Sacekaj da jos neko pita... bice neizvjesnije...
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    Nisam odavno vidio degenerika ka danas kad sam iša za PG. Mazdica neka bijela... U manje od minut je 4x preticao u krivine koje su skoro potpuno nepregledne, pogotovo ako imaš 2 kombija ispred sebe. A cima se ka da ima Turetov sindrom.

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    To ti je McS 100%.
    TAKUMI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadony View Post
    Da nije možda nešto ovako:



    ...to mi prvo pada na pamet...

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    Fabia, ne rece nam je li dadony u pravu za tog biciklistu
    17 Al-Isra, 37:
    Ne hodi po zemlji nadmeno, jer zemlju ne možeš probiti ni brda u visinu dostići.

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    Ne, nije. Biciklo nije krivo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabia_Elegance! View Post
    To ti je McS 100%.
    101%

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    Opet neka fora ka za kapitalca... Otvorio je prozor i reka mu " Are you talking to me?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel Castro View Post
    Pitanje je bilo 'Sto je dobio' a ne 'sto je dobro'

    Sacekaj da jos neko pita... bice neizvjesnije...
    Vidim sad ;-)

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    aa mogli bi i mi ovo pocet! ko se parkira na mjesto za invalide, oblijepit auto ovako!



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    U Deltu ima natpis:

    "Da li zaista zelite da zauzmete nase mjesto?"

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    Uh ima fora sa hologramom da te srce okine..

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    I ne cusmo izbi li ga Fabija ili ne

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    aa mogli bi i mi ovo pocet! ko se parkira na mjesto za invalide, oblijepit auto ovako!


    evo i video

    She is only here to annoy herself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmFi View Post
    I ne cusmo izbi li ga Fabija ili ne

    Dobio je 2 samara. A posle mi je bilo zao jer se nije cuo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    aa mogli bi i mi ovo pocet! ko se parkira na mjesto za invalide, oblijepit auto ovako!


    Ma kakvi !! Znaš koliko bi ti vremena trebalo da ovako oblijepiš automobil. Lakše ga je ofarbati
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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