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    Sta radi gluvonjema curica bez 3 prsta? Muca

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    Kakva je sličnost između Duleta Vujuševića i Hitlera?
    I jedan i drugi su vršili genocid nad Ciganima i Jevrejima.
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    -Doktore, kakvo je stanje?
    -Imam jednu dobru i jednu lošu vest.
    -Koja je dobra?
    -Penis će vam porasti za oko 10cm i povećati se u obimu za oko 5 cm.
    -Sjajno! A koja je loša vest?
    -Pa znate, maligno je…

    :mrgreen:
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    Kako glasi Hitlerov doktorat?
    Uticaj Jevreja na globalno zagrevanje Berlina.

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    Nakon teške saobraćajne nesreće dođe žena u bolnicu posjetiti muža.
    -U kojoj mi je sobi muž?
    Sestra joj odgovara:
    -U 127, 128 i 129.
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    Koja je razlika između psa i čoveka?
    Čoveku možeš odseći samo dve noge.
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    Koja je razlika izmedju Toseta Proeskog i punka ? - Punk is not dead

    Kad umiru dijabeticari ? -Kad im je najsladje :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

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    Padaju crnac i jevrej sa litice
    Ko ce prvi da padne?
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    a koga je briga chovjeche!
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    Padaju crnac i jevrej sa litice
    Ko ce prvi da padne?
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    a koga je briga chovjeche!
    :yipiiii: a ti si brat hahahahah :yipiiii:
    ...i carobni lik mlade zene u srcu sacuv'o sam svom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    Padaju crnac i jevrej sa litice
    Ko ce prvi da padne?
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    a koga je briga chovjeche!
    hahahahahah dobar dobar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nole-NK View Post
    Pita djed unuku sta se dobije kad se izdrka konju ? Ona odgovara - Pa sperma od konja.A sta se dobija kad se izdrka magarcu ? - Pa sperma od magarca.A sta se dobija kad se izdrka deki ? - Sperma od deke.A djed dodaje : - I cokolada,i cokolada...
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Dolazi doktor do zabrinutog pacijenta.I upita pacijent: -Doktore sta mi je ? A doktor ce: - Ne znam,stvarno ne znam... - A kada cete znati? - Sjutra,nakon obdukcije. :o

    Imali momak i djevojka saobracajnu nesrecu i nakon toga momak se budi i pita doktora kako mu je djevojka.Kaze doktor : -Izgubila desnu ruku,lijevu nogu,teski potres mozga,paralizovana... Momak poce da kuka a radi doktor : - Ma zajebavam se umrla je :lolblue:

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    ^ To je ona stara fora kad dodje majka i pita doktora kako joj je sin poslije sabracajne nesrece: - Znate kako gospodjo, vas sin je izgubio lijevu ruku
    - Jaoj kuku mene....
    - Izgubio je i desnu ruku....
    - Ajooooooj.....
    - izgubio je i lijevu nogu...
    - Kuuku....
    - da da gospodjo, izgubio je jos i desnu nogu...
    - PA sta ima?!
    - A eo nista bezveze kuliram...
    I like to read - once i read something, i understand it, and once i understand it i never forget it.

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    Otišla djevojka u crkvu da se ispovijedi.
    -Oče, spavala sam sa popom iz susjedne županije, da li je to grijeh?
    -Kako da ne kćeri, ti pripadaš ovoj župi.
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    Zašto gluvonijem drka lijevom?
    Desnom uzdiše…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loverclocker View Post
    Otišla djevojka u crkvu da se ispovijedi.
    -Oče, spavala sam sa popom iz susjedne županije, da li je to grijeh?
    -Kako da ne kćeri, ti pripadaš ovoj župi.
    ovo nije crni humor chovjeche?
    ovo je najobichniji svakodnevni humor..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    ovo nije crni humor chovjeche?
    ovo je najobichniji svakodnevni humor..
    prashtaj...nisam namjerno...
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    Podgorički crnjak iz najbolje namjere
    Pametnima smatramo samo one koji misle jednako kao i mi.
    Fransoa la Rošfuko, francuski filozof

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kliker17 View Post
    Podgorički crnjak iz najbolje namjere
    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

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    Ulazi čovek bez jedne ruke u prodavnicu i pita “Dobar dan, da li je ovo second-hand shop?”

    Kako se zove vepar sa tri noge?
    - Nepar.
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    Mama, mama! Ne želim pljeskavice za ručak! - Šuti ili ću ti samljeti i drugu ruku.

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    Mama , mama . NEcu penis za rucak .-Suti ili cu ti odsjeci i muda

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    Mama mama ja ne volim baku. - Cuti i jedi nema nista drugo.

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    Mama mama baka mi je na stolu.-Suti i jedi

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    Sta se dobije kad se pun kamion krompira zabuje u vrtic ? - Musaka

    Zasto dijete iz Cernobila ima dvije glave ? - Zato sto mu je neko okinuo jednu

    :hardrock:

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    Mama, mama! Ne želim spagete za rucak!-Suti ili cu ti okinuti vene i iz druge ruke!

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