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    Jes to su akcije punjenje budzeta nikakva preventiva...

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    nemam ja nista protiv punejnja budzeta dok god smo dosljedni...
    nema vajde od toga sto pisemo pojas, a tih dana onda prolaze pjani, sa telefonima i pun gas ali su vezani

    kad te policija zaustavi nedje u uredjene zemlje, ne pise ti jednu stvano na sastav ispisu ako si bio kriv po vise osnova

    a mi se "cjenkamo" sa policijom- uvate nas za brzinu, a mi pregovaramo mogu li nam pisat pojas ili svjetla...
    zna sta naucimo iz toga - nista
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    „Zadnjih godina povećan je broj vozača do 35 godina koji ginu u saobraćajnim nesrećama. Apelovao bih na njih da se pridržavaju saobraćajnih propisa“, dodao je Janjušević.



    Tako je, samo apel. Nista kazne i to.
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    Ovaj Janjusevic da ima prst obraza dao bi ostavku... tako.vele...
    Nesposoban covjek
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuTheDuck View Post
    bukvalno su me jedne prilike zaustavili jer sam zaboravio da upalim svijetla (taman se ukljucio sa parkinga marketa i zablesio nesto)... i kaze covjek
    ali idi slobodno, danas pisemo pojas, a ti si vezan no samo da te upozorim

    reko fala dobri ljudi sa 4 ruke
    Niko ne pise za svijetla bez tvoji u mk
    Umoran sam od svega sto znam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crni Zuti View Post
    Niko ne pise za svijetla bez tvoji u mk
    ahahahaha mojkovacki policajac ce ti pisat za to sto vozis bez majce, samo da ti nesto napise

    za ~20 godina vozacke karijere svaku kaznu su mi mojkovacki policajci pisali - nije ni jedna u MK, ali je svaki bio mojkovcanin
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    Kolegi su u Berane pisali kaznu za prekoracenje 1km/h
    Rekoh da mi se tako nesto desi svasta bi mu rekao makar :-)
    Meni su mojkovcani ok ali kolasinci me ne vole :-)

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    doslo vrjeme da se promijeni potpis :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuTheDuck View Post
    ahahahaha mojkovacki policajac ce ti pisat za to sto vozis bez majce, samo da ti nesto napise

    za ~20 godina vozacke karijere svaku kaznu su mi mojkovacki policajci pisali - nije ni jedna u MK, ali je svaki bio mojkovcanin
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    Mene je jedino mojkovcanin za 23g vozackog staza trazio putni nalog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crni Zuti View Post
    Niko ne pise za svijetla bez tvoji u mk
    I Andrijevicani, meni napisali prije par godina

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    Quote Originally Posted by E_K_V View Post
    Mene je jedino mojkovcanin za 23g vozackog staza trazio putni nalog
    sve na svijet

    jedino mi je mojkovcanin na granicu trazio zuti karton (ovlastenje za upravljanje tudjim vozilom u inostranstvu) - imao

    posebna smo trsa kad ocemo da se inatimo ocito
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    Kako ih opuvaše sa kaznama u siti kvart.
    Smiješno što to samo rade jednom u 2mjeseca.
    Opuvaše čitavu ulicu do gore Spaga za 38sek.

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    Realno, parkiras se tamo svaki dan 365 dana, dignu te max 3 puta godisnje. 3x80=240 €

    365 dana, 240/365=0,658 eur parking po danu. Garaza 15000€, isplati im se ovako.

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    I noćas akcija:


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    Sve se moze kad se hoce. Zato treba dati ta ovlascenja privatnicima da naplacuju kazne i troskove prevoza i lezarine za njihov racun.


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    Pa da napravimo bracu Ban u Podgoricu
    Pa onda dodje neka druga vlast pa kupi 15 pauka i nazove ih “oslobodjenje”

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    Oce li ikad nesposobni nacelnik za bezbjednost drumskog saobracaja dobiti otkaz ili se ceka u penziju da ide? Covjek iza sebe ima krvave rezultate.... a ima moralnu odgovornost ka u prk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaD View Post
    Pa da napravimo bracu Ban u Podgoricu
    Pa onda dodje neka druga vlast pa kupi 15 pauka i nazove ih “oslobodjenje”
    vjeruj mi, kad bi zakon dozvolio kao u nekim zemljama da imas privatne pauk sluzbe rijesio bi se problem nelegalnoga parkiranja i bilo bi para da se napravi garaza i parkinga taman koliko treba

    no smo mi od toga cilja svjetlosnu godinu daleko
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    U Francuskoj imaju privatne presretace, mnogo produktivni ljudi po njihovim statistikama


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    Primjecujemo da ne kaznjavate službena kola nego samo običan narod.

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    Aj dako se smijeni ovaj famozni nacelnik za bezbjednost saobracaja i pomocnici .... evo sad ovaj inspektor sa bolestima bubrega ladno izjavi da je saobracajna policija odnosno uprava policije pise prijave za nepropisno zaustavljena vozila na saobracajnicama i oni sa sva 4 upaljena qqqqq
    Februar 2025 godina i oni to tek sad su saznali da mogu da rade ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaRRyy View Post
    Posto policija nece da radi svoj posao, smislio sam jedno rjesenje

    Zasarfio sam nekoliko sarafa u daske, u slucaju da neko predje preko njih (sto se desavalo) morace gumu novu da kupuje.

    Kese sam stavio da ne bude "nisam vidjeo", malo ciganski ali jbg.



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    Zovu me danas iz opstine da moram da uklonim ova letve sto sam postavio, kao ruzno je. Rekoh, druze a je li ruzno da ne mogu svoje auto da izvucem iz garaze kad moram na posao? Veli, zovi policiju, e reko nek si mi rekao, nisam znao da moram zvat policiju, uz prepucavanje on spusti slusalicu. Uporno mu kazem da sam zvao vise puta i da nece da dodju, a on uporno ponavlja da treba to da maknem jer je ruznoo, reko vazi, onda cu da nazovem tebe na ovaj br da ti sklanjas ova auta, samo je prekinuo.

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    Pa jeste ruzno ali je efikasno.


    Ali ja bih to zavrsio na drugi nacin. Metnes tablu Zabranjeno parkiranje. Ne odgovaram za stete na vozilima”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuTheDuck View Post
    ahahahaha mojkovacki policajac ce ti pisat za to sto vozis bez majce, samo da ti nesto napise

    za ~20 godina vozacke karijere svaku kaznu su mi mojkovacki policajci pisali - nije ni jedna u MK, ali je svaki bio mojkovcanin
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    To je zato sto svasta pises po forumaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAKUMI View Post
    Pa jeste ruzno ali je efikasno.


    Ali ja bih to zavrsio na drugi nacin. Metnes tablu Zabranjeno parkiranje. Ne odgovaram za stete na vozilima”.
    Na vrata od garaze sam metnuo onaj znak zabranjeno parkiranje, ali nista.

    Evo danas:






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