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    Ovo je ozbiljan problem.
    Prema tome, šta da ti kažem?

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    Ovo je, prema osiguranjima, vjerovatno totalna steta... jer realno zim je sasije iskrivljena (a mora biti ovamo ispod vozaca dje je udaren) trebalo bi da se placa totalna steta + da ih tuzi da to duplira barem
    I was born to be the best, number one and nothing less.

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    mogu mislit kako su ga izdevetali u stanicu
    She is only here to annoy herself!

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    Imaju mnogo precis stvari i mjesta od ovog. A posebno stranca


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    Parkirao se kod izlaza od Javne Garaze koja kosta 50 centi sat vremena u centru grada.
    Zasluzio je u potpunosti i to da mu kaznu naplate puta 2.
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    Puna je garaža - nema mjesta.
    Iza pauka je novi SQ7 njemačke tablice žena čeka u garažu da udje u koju nema mjesta i kolaps napravila.

    Ispred ovoga Q7 sto ga dizu je jos parkiranih kola.
    Nisu trebali njega prvo da dizu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biznismen Podgorica View Post
    Puna je garaža - nema mjesta.
    Iza pauka je novi SQ7 njemačke tablice žena čeka u garažu da udje u koju nema mjesta i kolaps napravila.

    Ispred ovoga Q7 sto ga dizu je jos parkiranih kola.
    Nisu trebali njega prvo da dizu.
    Parkiram se svaki dan u tu garazu, ima 4 nivoa.
    Ako nekad nema mjesta, bude ga za par minuta jer stalno neko ulazi-izlazi.
    To sto se okolo parkira kako ko stigne, nije nikakvo opravdanje.
    Mother, should I trust the government? (No Fu*king Way!)

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    Nije to stranac no neki nas bravusan.

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    Stoji pauk ispred veldera i gud felasa u centar.

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    Juče i danas sam ih gledao.
    Prvo policija ide a iza 50m pauza x2.


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    Danas su se baš nešto naoštrili sa paukom.

    Očistiše i Bulevar Stanka Dragojevića, ali sreća je trajala pola sata. Posle opet po starom...

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    Pa nek očiste i autobuska stajališta od parkiranih, ako im basta, da se ne diže vlasnicima od zaljubljenog pogleda u svog četvorotočkaša dok piju dojč u blizini.

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    Viđeh ih kod atlasa danas kako čiste, iza njih 10-15 metara već počinju na 4 žmigavca... Nema ođe pomoći

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    Ima pomoci, neko sa dzipovima modifikovanim sa onim metalnim branikom naprijed i vozi se kroz grad i kaci i ostecuje pogresno parkirana auta. Namjerno ih udara i pravi im visestotnu stetu dok njemu nije nista.

    Kad se neko vrati iz kafane i vidi urnisano auto, mislim da bi razmislio dje ce ga ostaviti sledeci put.

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    ne bi taj dugo vozio...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhuangzi View Post
    Ima pomoci, neko sa dzipovima modifikovanim sa onim metalnim branikom naprijed i vozi se kroz grad i kaci i ostecuje pogresno parkirana auta. Namjerno ih udara i pravi im visestotnu stetu dok njemu nije nista.

    Kad se neko vrati iz kafane i vidi urnisano auto, mislim da bi razmislio dje ce ga ostaviti sledeci put.
    To je moja ideja već deceniju unazad.To bi bila posebna jedinica Komunalne policije.Nosili bi fantomke,ne bi morali imati zdravstveni pregled pri zapošljavanju,čak naprotiv.Radili bi na normu...
    Mada,kao jedinstvenost ja bih uveo da da ne čukaju kola sa tim modifikovanim džipom nego čekić od 300gr na dužu palicu,pa naviri do pasa kroz prozor(ka ono kad se slave izborne pobjede) i samo lome lijeva štop svijetla.
    Takođe,ti specijalci bi strogo morali da žive u jednom gradu a smjenu rade u drugom,ono,uradi se analiza animoziteta među stanovnicima gradova u CG i tako se unese dodatna motivacija u radu

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    Ima onaj 'cekic' za lomljenje stakala sto poneko drzi u autu u slucaju da sleti nedje u vodu, ono sto autobusi imaju...kazu lomi stakla kao napravljeno za to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhuangzi View Post
    Ima onaj 'cekic' za lomljenje stakala sto poneko drzi u autu u slucaju da sleti nedje u vodu, ono sto autobusi imaju...kazu lomi stakla kao napravljeno za to.
    Svećica ti završava taj posao )

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    jes jes dok ne slomis soferku komandiru.... pa onda bjeZzzz

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    Njih kao i svakog policajca prati glas da su debele svinje, tako da samo je potrebno da budes fit i zdrav i mozes da im uteknes kako pozelis.

    Mozes i sa el. trotinetom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
    Viđeh ih kod atlasa danas kako čiste, iza njih 10-15 metara već počinju na 4 žmigavca... Nema ođe pomoći
    Ima ima, povecati kazne jos barem duplo (s obzirom na inflaciju i sva ostala poskupljenja bilo bi potpuno ok), i svaki dan nastaviti ovako...
    Pritom da se stisne da nema hvatanja veza i bucanja zapisnika itd... Doveli bi se u red za 2 mjeseca...
    Mother, should I trust the government? (No Fu*king Way!)

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