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    jutros na krzuzni kod atlasa.... taksista dzentlmen ima vrhunsku ideju.... dolazi od smjera vektre i staje preko pjesacog prelaza pali 4zmigavca da saceka stranku...znaci ladno blokira obije trake one od premijera prema kruznom..dje redovno par vozila pravi haos dok iskoce do bonele i sl.... kad smo poceli da mu sviramo...a covjek se cudi o cemu se radi, nije mu jasno... jos pokusavam da ukapiram kako mu je to palo na pamet...

    mada smo stvarno smo kao narod poptuno prsli...slusam na sta se ljudi zale,....vele ne staje nam autobus ispred kuce...moramo da pjesacimo do stajalista...

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    Magla, autoput, vozi lijevom trakom (polako, manje od 60 km/h), nisu upaljena svjetla za maglu, nisu upaljeni ni žmigavci, nisu upaljena ni poziciona svijetla (samo dnevna)… to je degenerik tako da vozi i desnom trakom autoputa, ali za lijevu… tablice BD BL760. Sustigao sam to vozilo poslije petlje Pelev Brijeg. Sada sam sa puta gdje sam napravio oko 1.500 km, bilo je raznih situacija, ali ova gore opisana mi je na prvom mjestu.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wulfy View Post
    Magla, autoput, vozi lijevom trakom (polako, manje od 60 km/h)


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    Neka čuješ li

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    Ovi iz suprotnog smjera se sklanjali da bi mogli da prodju.



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    To su idioti. Izludim od tih parkiranja po ulici.
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Ja ne znam kako ja uvijek zavrsavam sve obaveze kroz grad a nikad se ne parkiram ovako...
    Prema tome, šta da ti kažem?

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    Ni ja. Potpuni idiotluk.
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Eh kad bi kod nas komunalci radili ovako:

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYH3n7KL/

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    Kod nas bi komunalci radili tako ali je besmisleno dok ja mogu kako ocu a tebe kaznjavaju....prvo treba da se iskorijeni zvanje kumova, braće, prijatelja i plemenika da ti "zavrse" pa onda lijepo sokolovo oko, ali ne ka ovo nase, cus ide ulico i cita jesu li parkirana vozila platila parking?" To sam cula!!! AKo je istina propalo se! Umjesto d ide i slika rendom sve nepropisno parkirane bulevarom Pera Ćetkovića. Stanka Drgojevića, i td i td
    Sovršenstvo tvorenija, tainstvene sile bože,
    ništa ljepše, nit’ je kada, niti od nje stvorit može!

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    Pogodite dje je ovo:

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    Hahhaahahaahahh. Nerealno.


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    Veli ovaj jedan "semafor je zbunjujuc".

    E pa kakvih promaja u glavi ima, nevjerovatno.

    Sve snimljeno, svakome se tablice vide.. treba doc' na cestitku sa kaznom pa nece sledeci put.
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    sretoh jutros na zoru jednoga brava koji je sa eko petrol pumpe (cetinjski put) laganini odlucio da se vrati suprotnijem smjerom do city kvarta...
    ne znam bih li mu oduzeo zivot ili ga dozivotno osudio na neku kaznu tipa - cekanje na semaforu... 8h sjedi u kola na crveno npr... on ceka, svi prolaze
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    Jos jedna sugradjanka vrijedna pomena pa mi je puno pozdravite ako je znate...

    BR*BT845

    U nekog djipa (Nissan Qashqai po netu) pa onda ima pravo da je boli uvo za sve i svakog... Bez pojasa, u neku toliko duboku pricu na telefon da je prosla kroz puno crveno (znaci nije ni ono 'rano' nego crveno vec 5-6 sekundi najmanje) i samo roka/gazi.. Ostali neka cekaju, ukljucujuci i oni kojima je vec zeleno iz okomitog pravca.

    Kako bi mi se takvi naucili pameti, vrlo ekspresno.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuTheDuck View Post
    sretoh jutros na zoru jednoga brava koji je sa eko petrol pumpe (cetinjski put) laganini odlucio da se vrati suprotnijem smjerom do city kvarta...
    ne znam bih li mu oduzeo zivot ili ga dozivotno osudio na neku kaznu tipa - cekanje na semaforu... 8h sjedi u kola na crveno npr... on ceka, svi prolaze
    ja jutros prodjoh tako jednoga kombija...ali potrudio se trotoarom da se vrati...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mcfly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biznismen Podgorica View Post
    Vozi ga neka cura/žena, blok 9, zgrada Urban Palace. Kako joj ne preveze ova kolica preko šoferke i krova.

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    u srecnu zemlju bi dobio poduzu ili dozivotnu zabranu upravljanja vozilom i obavezno psihijatrijsko posmatranje
    jer ako je bio uracunljiv, a zna poropise, onda je ili suicidalan ili buduci ubica pa da se malo pretrese otkud mu to... mozda ga nijesu dovoljno grlili kad je bio mali
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    "Kad može ovaj, što ne bi ja mogao", reče degenerik posrani i parkira se na sred trotoara, uz školsko dvorište.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel Castro View Post
    "Kad može ovaj, što ne bi ja mogao", reče degenerik posrani i parkira se na sred trotoara, uz školsko dvorište.







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    Neka se prošeta jedan ludak po krovovima ovih auta i neće se više tako parkirati.

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    Baš su disciplinovani i precizni. Vrlo uredan red koso parkiranih kola.
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    pa nemaju dje da parkiraju ... propust neciji u planiranju

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    Cus propust neciji

    Zgrade se grade bez postovanja obezbjedjvianja minimalnog broja mjesta za parking.

    Sve vise divljih i poludivljih zgrada, sve vise ljudi i vozila u PG, sve manje parking mjesta.

    Ovo nije vidio samo onaj ko nije htio, odavno se znalo kuda vodi gradsko "planiranje".
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