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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    Kako ja ne volim te secerpare, urmasice, onda one baklave sto su im cvrste kore I slicno. Vanilice takodje ne racunam u kolace. Al zato ledena kocka I krempita...........mmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    Kako ja ne volim te secerpare, urmasice, onda one baklave sto su im cvrste kore I slicno. Vanilice takodje ne racunam u kolace. Al zato ledena kocka I krempita...........mmmmmmmmm
    Ledene kocke i krempite (sugar free edition). Zašto niko ne pravi?!?!

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    Ne volim ni ja i ne bih pojela nikad kolace sto imaju 5 litara serbeta u njih.Povraca mi se od toga.Ali umjereno,malo samo da cisto upije pa iz frizidera ledne urmasice uf.....

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    Krempita muljava je kolač?
    Krempita je puding koji je zalega.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mexiko View Post
    E vala ni ja ne volim te mokre kolace.
    Ni ja nesto, ali ipak vise od suvih. Mada sam na tulumbe slab, ufff..
    - Baba, zašto za nas Zećane vele da govorimo: "Ovizi, onizi"?

    - A kojizi to vele, sine??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ovizionizi View Post
    Ni ja nesto, ali ipak vise od suvih. Mada sam na tulumbe slab, ufff..
    Kad pomenu suve kolache....

    Ima li sto crnje od onih vanilica...................kad je metnes usta toliko su suve da moras da cekas par minuta da ti pljuvacne zlijezde natope zalogaj kako bi mogao da progutas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    Ima li sto crnje od onih vanilica.......
    E ne, brate. Ja ni onu domacicu ne mogu, sto je svi nesto gotive. Ne mogu te suvarke..
    - Baba, zašto za nas Zećane vele da govorimo: "Ovizi, onizi"?

    - A kojizi to vele, sine??

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    Kontam da se ti suvarci najbolje umacu u caj i tako jedu.. Ne praktikujem to ali sam gledao ljude da ih tako tamane... Onako suve na suvo ne vjerujem da ko moze sa uzitkom izjes'.
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    Mišljah spomenik...
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    Taman za nadgrobnu plocu...
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    kad ne dodje 17 na bingo

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    Quote Originally Posted by lazar6 View Post
    kad ne dodje 17 na bingo
    od koliko si ga pratio ?

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    Sveske na soferkama koje ostavljaju. U 2018. Godini.


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    Kad vidim kod muskarca na malome prstu veliki nokat. Ima li sto gore i odvratnije.

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    Ni meni to nije jasno, paklenici, eo što veli gugl:

    Prva teorija
    Veruje se da je sve počelo u Indiji, kada su muškarci na suptilan način želeli da ušmrknu kokain. Na taj način bili bi manje primećeni.

    Druga teorija
    Dugačak mali nokat služi da se njime čačka vosak iz ušiju ili nos. Mogao bi da posluži i za čišćenje zuba.

    Treća teorija
    Ova teorija zapravo ima najviše smisla. Nekada se verovalo da je dugačak nokat na malom prstu znak bogatstva i plemstva. U suštini, poenta je da se naglasi da oni nisu fizički radnici, pa da mogu da puštaju nokat, a posebno su cenjeni oni koji ga održavaju čistim..

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    Ja mislim da je to zbog jogurta.
    - Baba, zašto za nas Zećane vele da govorimo: "Ovizi, onizi"?

    - A kojizi to vele, sine??

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    Quote Originally Posted by retype_htc View Post
    Kad vidim kod muskarca na malome prstu veliki nokat. Ima li sto gore i odvratnije.

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    Meni su odvratniji žuti brkovi ili pokvareni zubi...nokat, ako je čist, nije problem...

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    meni je veći problem što se ljudi srede, obučeni top itd a bazde na kilometar.


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    A ima jedan kolega, niksicanin. Sav u polo i hilfiger plus potpuno novo auto. U lift kad mi se posreci sa njim ili nakon njega tesko mi je

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    bitno je da se namirise ,a ubija iz usta

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaemSe View Post
    A ima jedan kolega, niksicanin. Sav u polo i hilfiger plus potpuno novo auto. U lift kad mi se posreci sa njim ili nakon njega tesko mi je

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poker_Sindrom View Post
    bitno je da se namirise ,a ubija iz usta
    Bitno je da je namirisan, oprao zube, a dlake iz usiju nije iscupao..
    - Baba, zašto za nas Zećane vele da govorimo: "Ovizi, onizi"?

    - A kojizi to vele, sine??

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    Quote Originally Posted by retype_htc View Post
    Kad vidim kod muskarca na malome prstu veliki nokat. Ima li sto gore i odvratnije.

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    Ja ne znam cemu sluzi ono. Ili da vadi kokain iz kesice i smrce ili da vadi dzem iz uva ili uha.
    Sve je to na psihichkoj bazi ®

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    I kartasi veliki ga cesto imaju da lakse karte sa stola dignu.
    Не бојим се вражјега кота, нека га је ка' на гори листа, но се бојим од зла домаћега!

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