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    Quote Originally Posted by novakb14 View Post
    -dje ti je pojas?

    -evo ga odje, pored.
    Pa me pita:
    -a dje ti je kazna?
    Ču dje mi je kazna ahahahha
    -jeste li pili šta?
    -niJEsmo mi ništa pili, nego dje ti kazna?

    -dje mi je kazna?

    Kaže:
    -e jes, oli da te kaznimo što se niJEsi vezA'?

    -kako god želiš, meni je svejedno..

    -aj nećemo te ovaj put.

    -hvala, pozdrav.



    'Dje ti je kazna' e pa...
    Novak samobahatosamobezobrazno b14 (znasxk0lik0mezabolesXtamislisxomeny)
    Slazem se.

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    I kod nas ce ovo sigurno.

    upload gambar

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    mislis ovo u dinare kod nas?
    bizbi uzmi bonu brate nisi je uzeo danas:ghost:

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    Dobro veče jesu li ti ovo dnevna svijetla.
    -Jesu
    A vidim da si ga i zatamnio
    -Jesam iskreno da me ne gleda ološ od ovoga naroda.

    Nasmija se i kaze prijatno dovidjenja.


    picture share

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    Zaustavljaju me maloprije:
    - dobro veče, dokumenta.

    Je li sve u redu Novače?

    - jeste.

    -alkohola?

    - ne ništa.

    Vraće dokumenta.


    A ja ne vidim čoeka, Bože mi pomozi.

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    Podgorica - Petrovac

    4737373 radara
    4838737 patrola

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    Policije i interventne po gradu koliko ocete.
    Zaustavljaju me a ja na pozicije + zaboravio legitimaciju.

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    Brao, momak!


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    jesi li ih opomenuo što te zaustaviše nespremnog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biznismen Podgorica View Post
    Policije i interventne po gradu koliko ocete.
    Zaustavljaju me a ja na pozicije + zaboravio legitimaciju.
    sluzbenu?

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    Motorola na vibraciju ili ti ušno


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    pitam...

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    Nisu me prepoznali jer sam ga bio zaletio preko miljenijuma i desno onda prema pozoristu pa me vidjeli i pricali malo o folijama.

    Pitaju me dje sam zatamnjivao kola stanje na terenu je ok.

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    A kako te nece neko upucat, da se pocine.

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    Sjutra idem u roksped da ih pitam sto te nagrdise onako.

    Nego kao ti zaboravio na mene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dingospo View Post
    A kako te nece neko upucat, da se pocine.
    nije on sitni mafijas ka ovi Skaljarci, no brat na veliko radi, il capo dei capi...
    (nečitko)

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    gledam bizbija juce na virpazar krece da pretice kamion a kamion drzi gas,upire bizbi u pod nogama da pogura tricu,nece li ga ubrzat,jedva brat nekako uspijeva da pretekne i u oblaku dima srecan sto je uspio kamion obrijat nekako ide dalje sa sve upaljenim pozicijama...:butterfly:

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    eto, kamion imao bar duplo vise konja i 3x vise kubika, al on ga je obrijao. Boj ne bije srce u junaka, no boj bije golfova masina!
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    Idem sad na pješački kod Vektre, taman korak napravio, kad policija sa Astrom P PG 367,proleće pored mene kao da me nema na pješačkom.

    A vozače kažnjavaju kad ne propuste pješake...
    A što se čini, au.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verbalni_fajter View Post
    eto, kamion imao bar duplo vise konja i 3x vise kubika, al on ga je obrijao. Boj ne bije srce u junaka, no boj bije golfova masina!
    a oblak dima iza bizbija,misliosam da je golf na parni pogon...:butterfly:

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    golf na cumur


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    bizbi cumurdzija:star:

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    cumurdzija furundzija!



    Sve neke ribice pominje, a sa drugovima i golfom fotke kaci

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    hahaha je li moguce da se i drugarima tepa ribice moja,hahahah

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    Ulazim na kruzni kod rokspeda sa strane se ukljucuje policija kad su me vidjeli odma pale rotaciju i da stanem sa strane preko puta okova.

    Oce da pise 140e kaznu zbog stakala i da me vodi na vanredni tehnicki..

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