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  1. 28-08-16, 06:12 #1201
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    Ovo sam nedavno cuo nedje, novi američki naziv za sumljivu poštu:

    Antraxy looking package.
    In the Universe there are laws of physics, all the rest are just opinions.
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    Izmislili fudbal samo da mogu legalno prodavat' crnce i dalje...
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!
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    It was a business doing pleasure with you
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    Prije nekih 20-ak godina,od ubijenog podgoričkog narko-dilera mlada,trudna žena se oprašta čituljom u Pobjedi:
    NEŠTO TVOJE JE OSTALO U MENI.
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    Bacila je sve niz rijeku...
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    Udala se Vanja Ćalović.

    Koje je rase mladoženja?
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    sad pročitah...crni humor je kao par nogu...nemaju ga svi...
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    Ideš putem, pa prekrojiš preko livadice da skratiš i vidi te komunalna da koristiš "prečicu", ti izvadiš 2g kokaina iz gaća, jer je manja kazna...
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    Hvala banci jer smo zbog njih opet stali na svoje noge.
    Oduzeli su nam auto...
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    Otkrijte sami

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedikupus View Post

    Otkrijte sami

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    Slika oca ?
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    Jes


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    jel bilo ono kako nik vujicic radi sklekove? na vrat,na nos!
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!
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    Quote Originally Posted by radza-madza View Post
    koja je posljednja suvozačeva riječ?

    -može!
    Epitaf na vozačevoj nadgrobnoj ploči:

    "Ovdje leži onaj koji je imao prednost"
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi
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    Penzioner u epizodi: IZLET
    "Ručali smo, ustali da igramo kad jedna koleginica pade mrtva."
    "Hvala Bogu pa smo ručali."
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    Opalio Hasu auto ... i leži on u bolnici.

    Narod k'o narod kako dolazi neko donese voća, neko soka, neko keksa.

    Došla djeca u posjetu.

    Jedu djeca zamazala se sva kad čuješ Hasu kako sav srećan priča

    Samo jed'te deco, nek ste vi meni zdravi i živi .. biće opet svega baciće se babo pod auto čim ozdravi!



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    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulix View Post
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    Ovo je crni humor, sve je dozvoljeno.
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    Što ?

    Topic se zove " CRNI humor "
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi
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    U pravu je Safra, nije lijepo šaliti se tuđom nesrećom, ali sa druge strane dati događaj poslužit će samo da se agonija nastavi, a mi moramo sačuvat vedar duh.
    Evo nešto mekše

    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.
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