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    0davno senijesam ovako presmija...
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    Neobjavljeni komentar na cdm-u na pjesmu koju je Ognjen Amidžić sa Marinkom Madžgaljem pjevao,a nije je ranije objavljivao:

    Žao mi je čovjeka, ali mogao sa sobom u grob da ponese ovu pjesmu. I cijeli opus Flamingosa.
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    Glavna glumica serije 'Mala nevjesta' izvršila samoubistvo


    Ipak se nazire kraj emitovanja iste...
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    Indijci se sada okreću projektu koji će da traje malo kraće od Male nevjeste: Sto godina samoće. Postaviće kameru u grob i prenositi dešavanja oko sanduka sljedećih sto godina.

    Bojat se samo da pink ne čuje za novi rijaliti.
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    Moderni testament...
    Đeco, ostavljam vam šifre od fejsa i tvitera da me odjavite kad umrem...
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    Meni ovo spada u crni humor pa ako grijesim neka ga moderatori prebace dje misle :
    Vraca se podgoricanin s terenskog posla sa primorja i na izlaz iz BD pokupi stoperku. Ona ga malo kasnije polako dofati po butina pa jos malo gore, kad o skoci! - sto radis to? Ona veli : pa ajd stani pored da ti ga ispus.. za 5€. On njoj: znas li ti jadna da sam ja ozenjen?! Ako oces do Titograda stozat smiri se ili izlazi. Stigne on doma i na vrata ga doceka zena: oooo evo ga moj vrijedni i dobri domacin!!! A on odgovara : Pose***m se ja u domacina koji nema 5€ u dzep!
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    But you can never leave!"

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    Koliko li značenja ima ova slika (retoričko ?)



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    Deda mi je jednom rekao da je moja generacija zavisna od tehnologije

    Rekao sam:"Ne deda, tvoja generacija je."

    I isključio ga sa aparata...
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    -Jesam li ti lijepa bez šminke?
    -Ko si ti?
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    Ako se nastavi ovako Vh1 će biti televizija samo za pokojne...
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    Madona okačila sliku sa Prinsom uz oproštajnu poruku, a lik joj ispod piše YOU'RE NEXT
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    kad smo kod slika, koja je razlika izmedju isusa i njegove slike...slici je potreban jedan ekser....


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    Quote Originally Posted by sen View Post
    Hahahaha
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to sen again.
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    А iz ove boce sipaš kad je recept baš nečitak - apotekar mladom kolegi...
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    Lord, the pitiful screams of all them college-educated women!

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    Aooooo



    Ali ovo je već previše. Kakav manijak može da naruči ovu tortu ?
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    Kako Nik Vujicic radi sklekove?
    Na vrat na nos...
    doslo vrjeme da se promijeni potpis :)

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    Ukucajte u google "osnovna skola vasa pavic", i otvorite neki od prvih ponudjenih linkova. koma.
    Who let the dogs out

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