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  1. 15-01-16, 10:49 #1101
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    Pita prijatelj prijatelja:
    - Jesili kada vidio majku Sase i Dejana Matica ?
    - Nisam . Odgovori ovaj.
    - Pa nisu ni oni !

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    I had to look twice

    Who let the dogs out
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    Imas li dzonja u prijatelje :-)

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    Sagradićemo stariji i ljepši
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    It was a business doing pleasure with you
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  7. 17-01-16, 23:14 #1107
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    Katarina Grujić Niku Vujičiću:

    Ti nisi čovek, ti si plećka...
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    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!
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    Kojeg ljubimca ima Saša Matić?
    - Slijepog miša.
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    Kako je raspolozen Sasa Matic?

    - Vidno.
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    Sa časa vjeronauke

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    Mezetluk, šaržerica, tamburica. Roka mandoljine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Mezetluk, šaržerica, tamburica. Roka mandoljine!
    Kako li je bilo "mirovnim" snagama kad su dosli u te krajeve... vjerujemd a su prvih mejseci skakli na uzbunu dje god neko zapodjene dernek
    I was born to be the best, number one and nothing less.

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    Krenuh da se smijem, pa viđeh da po' njih ne umije ni da drži ljevor, a pucaju - ne patišu...
    Pijano, il u sevdah?
    Poštujem tradiciju, al meni je ovo traumatično...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Mezetluk, šaržerica, tamburica. Roka mandoljine!
    ipak mislim da preko ovoga ne postoji...

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  17. 02-03-16, 10:56 #1117
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    "Nisam ja tvoj seksi robot..ja nisam tvoj seksi robot.." Stiven Hoking
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    Nisam je mogao na proste "Smiješne Slike"

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    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Krenuh da se smijem, pa viđeh da po' njih ne umije ni da drži ljevor, a pucaju - ne patišu...
    Pijano, il u sevdah?
    Poštujem tradiciju, al meni je ovo traumatično...
    Odgledah klip i odgovorno tvrdim da bolje i opreznije rukuju oružjem nego pola naših policajaca.
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    Pozdrav iz Podgorice
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    Doša' terorista u Podgoricu i krenuo da se raznese, naslonio se na neko auto... Kad ono puče bomba ispod auta...
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    Neka ga ođe:

    Trpaju se dva dera-pe makedonca, kaže ovaj "donji": Mitke, izvuci gu malko, sakam da prdnam. A drugi odgovara: prdni okolo nego.
    Neka ga ne mari....
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