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    Koja je razlika izmedju viljuske i gej-a?

    -Viljuska bode rucak od danas, a gej od juce.

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    Iskreno mislim da ljudi koji pisu komentare za insanity wolf meme nisu bas svoji.



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    Što je mrtav kapital?
    -Živa tazbina.
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axel1334 View Post
    Iskreno mislim da ljudi koji pisu komentare za insanity wolf meme nisu bas svoji.
    Bolja verzija:
    Koliko je ljudi potrebno da se pocnu neredi? -3/5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by An0n1mUs View Post
    Bolja verzija:
    Koliko je ljudi potrebno da se pocnu neredi? -3/5.
    To je to. Ili -69/105, strategically laid out.


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    Dolazi sin kuci i plače...
    Majka: Što je sine što plačeš?
    Sin: Dobio sam 1 iz matematike.
    Majka: Ajde jadan što se śekiraš oko toga, i onako imaš tumor.

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    Rođo Smajo čitav život cug'o, jeo "kancerogeno", pušio i doživio 88.
    Rođo Kemo živio zdravo i umro u 42. Smajo ga pijan udario kamionom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Rođo Smajo čitav život cug'o, jeo "kancerogeno", pušio i doživio 88.
    Rođo Kemo živio zdravo i umro u 42. Smajo ga pijan udario kamionom.
    hahahahahahhahahahah

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    Aooooooooo


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    ovo stvarno nzm dje da stavim, ako smeta brišite al je crno da crnje ne može-pažnja +18
    http://www.vporn.com/fisting/funny-p...campaign=alexz
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    Ako je bila na temi, brisem.


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    Treba snimit morbidni CD

    takozvani ''CD sa onoga svijeta''

    Tu su hitovi:

    Mene moje bolesti oterase uGrob
    a ja mlad sam momak,
    nisam jos za ukop.

    Otkako sam umro
    mnogo mi je lepše
    i to što ne umiru
    ljudi mnogo greše.

    Mene moja majka
    prežalila nije
    iako sam umro
    pre godine dvije.



    Pokvaren je ručak bio.
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    .................
    Last edited by KRKNA; 11-11-15 at 21:48.
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    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Śede dva coeka na hipodrom, prate svoje tikete i pocenje trka! Obojica uzmu tikete, skacu, cuda se cini i u zadnjem krugu pita jedan ovog drugog:
    - Jeli, koja je tvoja staza? - ovaj mu tuzno veli:
    - Metastaza.
    Last edited by bann; 20-11-15 at 16:40.
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    Kod druga na slavu, nestala struja prije sat i sad dolazi, svi u glas odobravaju, a ovaj jedan drug slijep i veli "mene je boga mi isto"...

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    Zabjelska verzija ĐentlAmena
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    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    a'la Vučina

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    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Yebu se (da izvinite) Saša Matić i Marija Šerifović i u neko vrijeme Saši poče da "pada" i kaže joj: a da ti ipak opet staviš onu kesu...

    Neka ga ne mari...
    Neka ga ne mari....

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