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    Recept za nedjeljni rucak...

    Kupite prase.
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    Stavite prase u rernu.
    Popijte jos dvije rakije.
    Postavite celzijuse na 375 rerni.
    Popijte jos 3 rakije casice.
    Ukljucite rernu.
    Rakijte jos 4 casice.
    Prenite okrase.
    Rakijte jos bocu jednu.
    Povi pilo na prase.
    Casite jos sipaj rakije jednu.
    Pecite rakiju jos 4 sata.
    Izvadite rernu iz praseta.
    Ohladite da se prase saceka.
    Uzmite rakije jos bocu jednu.
    Isprasite sece.
    Stolirajte na servis.
    Bogolite se mogu.

    Dobar tek!!!

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    :?

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    Katastrofa..
    \x56 \x47 \x42 \x4D
    \x53 \x41 \x47 \x50

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    Default Re: Rucak

    Quote Originally Posted by nihil
    Recept za nedjeljni rucak...

    Kupite prase.
    Popijte jednu rakiju.
    Stavite prase u rernu.
    Popijte jos dvije rakije.
    Postavite celzijuse na 375 rerni.
    Popijte jos 3 rakije casice.
    Ukljucite rernu.
    Rakijte jos 4 casice.
    Prenite okrase.
    Rakijte jos bocu jednu.
    Povi pilo na prase.
    Casite jos sipaj rakije jednu.
    Pecite rakiju jos 4 sata.
    Izvadite rernu iz praseta.
    Ohladite da se prase saceka.
    Uzmite rakije jos bocu jednu.
    Isprasite sece.
    Stolirajte na servis.
    Bogolite se mogu.

    Dobar tek!!!
    nishta gluplje nema :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
    AAAAHH KAKO ME SVI GLEEEEDAJUUUUU!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nihil
    Recept za nedjeljni rucak...

    Kupite prase.
    Popijte jednu rakiju.
    Stavite prase u rernu.
    Popijte jos dvije rakije.
    Postavite celzijuse na 375 rerni.
    Popijte jos 3 rakije casice.
    Ukljucite rernu.
    Rakijte jos 4 casice.
    Prenite okrase.
    Rakijte jos bocu jednu.
    Povi pilo na prase.
    Casite jos sipaj rakije jednu.
    Pecite rakiju jos 4 sata.
    Izvadite rernu iz praseta.
    Ohladite da se prase saceka.
    Uzmite rakije jos bocu jednu.
    Isprasite sece.
    Stolirajte na servis.
    Bogolite se mogu.

    Dobar tek!!!

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    meni je super :lolblue:
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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    Bas me nasmija! :wink:

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    hehehe...
    Samo za tebe, uvek uz tebe...
    u svoje loše dane volim gristi sam, piti i lutati po krčmama...

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    Odlichan Slovenachki vic, nema shta, uvek specifichan smisao za humor, mozda i jezichke barijere nas sprechavaju da do kraja zadremo u sushtinu ovog sjajnog vica....

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    a dobar je vic ljudi ne zezajte ahahah :lolblue:

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