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    Quote Originally Posted by Bokee View Post
    Nema ovoga topic-a bez Glenna..
    hvala... vidi se ko ima sluha za dobre viceve...

    bili ti mrav i slon
    i sad mrav zidao kucu i zove slona da mu pomogne
    i veli mrav ajde ti slone osaluj ove grede i stubove a ja odoh armaturu da pletem

    hahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahah
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    hahahahaahahahahahahaah a samo li mi neko kaze da ne valja vic hahaahahahahahahaahahah
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA e bolji nisam čuja ........
    e nema bez tebe vica čika Glenkure
    Mjesto za Vasu reklamu !

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    Živo me interesuje efekat čitanja Glennovih viceva u napušenom stanju
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    To ti je kao cigareta posle seksa
    Mjesto za Vasu reklamu !

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    "Ni kučeta ni mačeta" - Vegetarijansko jelo kineske kuhinje...

    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gam3r48 View Post
    Baci se plavusa na pod i promasi......
    ahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahha!!!aooooooooo!!!
    1993-2020

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    Ide podmornica pustinjom, sretne pingvina i pita ga koliko je sati. On izvadi toplomjer i kaze: cetvrtak

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    Quote Originally Posted by changes View Post
    Ulazi narkoman u prodavnicu i kaže
    -Dajte mi jaffu, čuš mene plazmu. .

    dajte mi jafu, cus mene smoki, plazmu
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    zasto delfin nema rogove?? Koji se mu k....

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    Bila anketa u Podgorici sa pitanjem:
    "zašto vam smetaju Beranci" ?
    84.6 % ispitanih aodgovorili su:
    "a kome to smetamo " ?
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Znate li kako Amerikanac hvata zeca?
    Sakrije se u rupu i zvizdi ko " kupus" ! xD
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Koja je slicnost izmedju policajca i psa?

    Oba gledaju kao da razumiju... :chuncky:
    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    Uhvatio ribar "zlatnog" mostarca.
    Kaze mu ovaj: pusti me je*em ti mater!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Šta radiš kad vidiš da epileptičar doživljava napad dok se kupa u kadi?
    Pa ubaciš prašak i prljav veš! :P
    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    Ušao Ciga u osiguravajući zavod.
    - "Dobar dan, ja bih da osiguram konja."
    - "Je li kasko?"
    - "Nije, samo je malo trčo."
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Bila anketa u Podgorici sa pitanjem:
    "zašto vam smetaju Beranci" ?
    84.6 % ispitanih aodgovorili su:
    "a kome to smetamo " ?
    ahahahahahahahahahahaha!respect!
    1993-2020

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    Bio jedan vic
    I ja ga procitam na na svih 7 tema
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
    prelud je
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    Kako Zivotinje idu na odmor?
    Lav sam, Tigar sa tigricom, a Majmun za ZENOM!!! xD

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    Policajac zaustavio auto u sumanutoj vožnji, unutra mortus pijan vozač.
    Pita ga policajac:
    - Života ti, kakve su ti to oči?

    a ovaj će:
    -Na maaaajku....
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    je li to povratio?
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    -Uzimate li ovu gospođu za svoju ženu?
    -Ne, za mene.
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Kako se zove mali ciga kad izadje sa ortopedije ?
    - Gispi.
    A man,as a general rule,owes very little to what he is born with.A man is what he makes of himself

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    Ide dječak i naidje na policajca.
    Dječak: Čiko, čiko, ja ću da vas pojedem.
    Policajac: Mali, ne jedi *****!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    hvala... vidi se ko ima sluha za dobre viceve...

    bili ti mrav i slon
    i sad mrav zidao kucu i zove slona da mu pomogne
    i veli mrav ajde ti slone osaluj ove grede i stubove a ja odoh armaturu da pletem

    hahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahah
    sreli ti se appelle moi i Glenn_Q posle duze vremena i tako ispricaju se oni i na kraju Glenn_Q kaze: "cujamo se!", a appelle moi kako je sjedio u lokal, onako se isprsio, gladi se po stomaku rukom i veli: "a nisi tako prica prije mjesec dana, u usta te *****!"

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