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    Who is Jim Khana ?
    Quote Originally Posted by my name is ...
    izvini oli mi rec kako da neciji post stavim u signature ?

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    Isao ja danas na CMC da tankam gas, i vidim cijena se popela na 67. Masala.
    Kazem onome tamo, starac neki, totalno 'ne-moj' tip (15 kila, bez zuba, neobrijan...), da mi napuni toroidnu, tj. 35 eura i jos 10 eura benzina, jer mi se upalila lampica...
    I sve OK, ide gas unutra, 5, 10, 15, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45 litara...ja gledam, ne pricam sa tipom uopste iako vidim da mu je dosadno, valjda, i kaze:

    "Jel greota stavit plin na ovakav auto?"
    Pa nije bas greota, ugradjen je u BG, sekvencijalni.
    "Pa, sta to ima veze, ja nikad ne bih vozio na plin".
    A sto vozis?
    "Golf III iljaduosamsto benzinac"
    Od kad ga imas?
    "A sto znam, ima 3 godine".
    Koliko si presao s njim?
    "A sto znam, mozda peset iljada".
    Bolje da si ugradio plin tada, ustedio bi dovoljno para da sredis zube.
    "Hahaha a i to sto kazes".

    Kesirao i nestao.
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    bogami te dobro za'ebo.
    niujedne mi gace lastike nema

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    a sto dodje u kastelanu prije nekolko neki s g2 da kupi zimske gume...djaoljeg zuba nije ima u glavu ahahhahaha
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    Zubi su u usta, AFAIK.
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    a usta u glavu...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aCid_cOokiE View Post
    Who is Jim Khana ?
    podpretpostavkom da se ne zezas, jim khana , je ja mlim gymkhana, ilitii kims corner , jer kad izgovorish pravilno tako zvuci, samo laksi izgovor i asocijacija
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tihomirdj View Post
    a usta u glavu...


    Aha, ides kod zubara i kazes mu da te boli zub, on ti kaze otvori glavu da vidim to *****.
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    To se samo kod nas može pitat: Jel greota stavit plin na ovakav auto ?

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    otvorena je glava meni odje non stop..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOLE View Post
    To se samo kod nas može pitat: Jel greota stavit plin na ovakav auto ?


    Ma seljak, dosao sa sjevera u PG i sad misli da je Bog zna ko...
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    ljudi..da znate..ispod konickog podvoznjaka je otvorena sahta u traku do trotoara kad se ide od grada prema starom i koniku..pazite se
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    Prodjoh sinoc tuda i srecom sma ishao drugom trakom jer ovaj shto je zhurio da me preteche se tako fino nasadio na njega...
    I da, nije mi ga zhao bilo.
    Loše stvari dolaze u paketu, za dobre stvari treba vremena.

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    Pazi brata iz Zete...

    Svakodnevno se ovako vozi do Zete (i obratno) i ne mogu da vjerujem da se ne nadje makar jedan policajac da ga uzpozori da to vise ne radi, da ga iskljuci iz saobracaja, ne znam sto god.




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    Ha ha ha ha ovoga oko Gintasa ujutro mozes vidjet kolko oces ,kakvih slucajeva ima!
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    a dobro,ne radi ovo od meraka sigurno.
    niujedne mi gace lastike nema

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    A kaznjavaju ako vozis na ljetnje...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabia_Elegance! View Post
    A kaznjavaju ako vozis na ljetnje...
    sad sam pita tasta on radi u mup,shto se pg tiche niko te nece pitat za zimske gume,samo na onim mjestima dje je znakom to propisano...

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    Moze li se vjerovat tvom tastu, posto je to propis koji vazi na cijeloj teritoriji Crne Gore???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruzin View Post
    Moze li se vjerovat tvom tastu, posto je to propis koji vazi na cijeloj teritoriji Crne Gore???
    to ti je 1000%,dje god je znak za obaveznu zimsku opremu morash je imat,dje ga nema nemorash...

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    Tako pise u vijesti.
    Onda, ja imam pitanje:

    kako da znam oce li bit tog znaka na tamo nekom putu?
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    snijeg iznenadio putare!!!
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    Da, sad je ljeto pa niko nije očekivao snijeg.
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    shavati ih ima dosta km puta da odrzavaju :P
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    Samo cekam da im zafali soli.
    Bijo si poziw koi se neodbija

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