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    Šta treba uraditi maloljetnoj gluvonijemoj djevojčici posle silovanja?
    Slomiti joj ruke da ne kaže mami!
    -->*-TRIATLON PG!-*<--

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoy_The_Silence View Post
    Ovaj vic će da za*ebe Norrisa i Guettu...
    koji za Norrisa i Guettu?
    History comes to life when you get involved and do it yourself.

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    Zajebavas da ne znas?

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    Kolje Guetta sina i ulazi Čak: majstore, što će ti ona priča the world is mine?

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    Zasto gluvonijemi drkaju lijevom rukom ?

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    Zato sto stenju desnom

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    cuh pre neku noc vic za caka norisa i getu, ali se sad ne mogu setit sanse nema
    Dosta njih voli i kokain da se ne lazemo

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    uuu odlican je... neka si nam ovo ispricao.

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    Sta radi gluvonjema curica bez 3 prsta?
    - Muca

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rvasanin View Post
    Zajebavas da ne znas?
    ne brate :shock:
    History comes to life when you get involved and do it yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoy_The_Silence View Post
    Kolje Guetta sina i ulazi Čak: majstore, što će ti ona priča the world is mine?
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
    Jbt, zarazno.

    Aj da probam i ja nesto ovako smijesno. Mozda je vec bio vic, ali me zabolje q....
    Svjedocio Bosnjak u Hagu o ratnim zlocinima, jer je jedini prezivio u jednom masakru. Prica ide: "Iskopali oni veliku rupu i sve nas postrojili u red. jedan po jedan kako dodje na red, oni macum u glavu, i ovaj se zakofrne u onu rupu. Dodjem ja na red. Onaj me macom opali, ono nista. Onaj opet zamanu jos jace, ono opet nista..."- "I sta bi dalje?" - "Sta sta bi dalje?! Mene blam, a onaj narod ceka!"
    Last edited by Mr_Gospodin_Signore; 05-08-10 at 20:49.

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    Ko j**e Chuck Norrisa kad Teletabisi imaju TV na stomaku.

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    Samo cu reci - Mr Gospodin Signore.

    U pocetku ga ni ja nijesam kapira...

    Ahahah ali kakav je to Bog!

    Duboki naklon.
    If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you're no longer a racing driver.

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    sto mi svi diramo caka norisa

    ajmo malo da predjemo na neke druge

    Bata Zivojinovic moze da napravi sutke na jazz concertu

    Bata je bio u gasnoj komori, cevi sa plinom su izdrzale 20 minuta



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    Moram priznati Kejsicu, ni ja tebe. Ali te i dalje ne kapiram

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    Zašto gluvonijemi drka lijevom?
    Desnom uzdiše…
    -->*-TRIATLON PG!-*<--

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    Drka ga David Guetta desnom, dodje Chuck Norris i poče da uzdiše?! :shock: Pa nakon toga: "Što će ti ona priča - THE WORLD IS MINE" :lolblue:

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    Kako znaš da je gumenoj lutki prošao rok trajanja?
    Kada počne da te pljuje…
    -->*-TRIATLON PG!-*<--

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    Sta radi epilepticar na dnu bazena?
    Glumi sumecu tabletu..

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahahahh hahahha koma , moram sam off sa smijehom extra je vic
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Sta radi invalid u kladionicu !? Igra HENDIKEP
    tutti quanti cantano e bevono per te!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chelsea View Post
    Sta radi epilepticar na dnu bazena?
    Glumi sumecu tabletu..
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
    svaka cast

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    šta piše na onom kamionu iz poznatog vica sa vrtićem i musakom ?
    PLAZMA - NE PUŠTA TE DA ODRASTEŠ

    šta je na zapadu reklamni slogan Marije Šerifović
    Marija Šerifović - rezultat vašeg bombardovanja uranijumom


    u Černobilu cura dolazi kod majke
    Majko raste mi treća sisa
    Majka joj odgovara "boli me q..."
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    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Pita Hitler Jevreje :
    -E, hocete u disko veceras??
    -DA,sta pustate??
    -GaSssss
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    Sta Isus pjeva kad udje u diskoteku ? - Sve oko mene je grijeh...
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    Ulazi mali ciga u kucu i kaze:"Mamoo, smrdi nam nesto na crkontinu u kuci!"..."Mamo bre, smrdi nam nesto !" "Mamoo...mamooo probudi se...MAMOOOOOOOOO!"
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    Koja je omiljena igrica Tošeta Proeskog?
    Need for speed underground

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