Chatroulette!

[Phénix]

Pitaju te DSL,a ti ih pitas sto je DHL :???:
Da te ne pitaju ASL,mozda? :razz:

ne nego dsl.a i asl neznam sta je

[Jakuza]

Nemoj da se ljutis odma ,ASL je AGE,SEX,LOCATION,a DSL ne znam ni ja sto je :razz:

[stevann]

asl.. age sex location


meni jedna poslala slike nje goel (ako ne laze) iz skotske, 18 godina, kaze igrala kao fota sa rugaricama, i zadatak je bio da se skine gola slka, i pokaze nekom strancu

ko oce sliku neka me pm-ne

[Jakuza]

Ma ljuljni sliku ovdje,sto te kosta

[stevann]

a obrisace je, skroz gola zena je

[stevann]

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how are you?

You: im fien thanks

You: you

Stranger: I'm kinda of depressed

You: are you female?

Stranger: no.

You: why not?

Stranger: I have an X and Y chromosome

You: chromosome? is it part of the engine car?

Stranger: Nope those are what your mommy and daddy gave you to make a zygote, which then turned into an embryo then a baby, then you...

You: how could they gave it to me before i was born ?

You: i dont; remeber that they gave me anything

Stranger: Well you see it was when they had sex

You: im 22

You: and they having sex every 2 days.. in front of me

Stranger: Oh that is weird

You: im learning

You: they say i have to learn how to do that in best way

Stranger: ok

You: so what is a zygot

Stranger: zygote is when sperm and egg join as one

You: chicken egg?

You: i eat eggs in the morning

Stranger: no a female womens egg, so technically it could be but in the case of you no

Stranger: I don't I eat ceral

You: do you eat that female women eggs.. is it for eat?

You: can i eat that

You: ?

[Jakuza]

You: do you eat that female women eggs.. is it for eat?
:lolblue:

[RotfLmaOmGg]

Ah-a! Prvi online sex! :lolblue:


Stranger: Your cute.


You: and awesome


Stranger: Ever experienced butt sex?



You: no, but did do to others


Stranger: Ohhh my..


You: yeah, they were shouting like that


Stranger: Can i be one of those "others:


You: depends


Stranger: On..?



You: how much can you persist


Stranger: I would like too show you how much i can "Persist"


You: can you come over tomorrow night?


You: I kinda got laid some h ago, wanna take a rest first


Stranger: I can only do it this time of hour..


You: ah darn!


You: sure, bring it on!


Stranger: YES


Stranger: ------>O VIRTUAL SEX


Stranger: -Moans-


Stranger: Come on baby..

[Phénix]

mene sve mi ide kratko ove conversation
You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: are you male?

Stranger: yes

You: u looking good?

Stranger: ofcourse

You: do you look like George Clooney?

Stranger: haha no

You: so you're ugly

Stranger: is george clooney the only good lookin guy on the planet?

You: no,Mickael Jackson looking good too

Stranger: very good looking haha

You: why are you smiling?

You: where are u from?

Stranger: uk

Stranger: u?

You: montenegro

Stranger: kool

You: yeah

You: south america

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Phénix]

ovo je dosadno,vrćem se na chatroulette

[stevann]

ovo je dosadno,vrćem se na chatroulette

ako naidjes na mene, zaustavi se, jedan sladak momak, prepoznaces me lagano

[[kinetic]]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I need help
You: need money?
Stranger: no
You: just for hookers
You: no books
Stranger: how do i get this guy to like me?
You: buy him beer
Stranger: mhmm
You: and an occasional blowjob is optional
Stranger: should i also tell you that this is complicated?
Stranger: uh
You: hey, a perfect stranger
You: doesnt get any better
Stranger: you see, i'm also a guy..
Stranger: ya
You: nothing odd
You: i like guys as well
You: fernando <3
Stranger: hm
Stranger: but he might not be interested in me
You: but it's complicated as well
You: he is my esse
You: does he have moustache? i dont like him if he doesnt.
Stranger: no
You: hairy back?
You: he must have that .
Stranger: ..I've never seen it
Stranger: his back i mean
You: goddamn, girl.
You: find yourself a real man
Stranger: um
Stranger: no, I still like him
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Phénix]

zaustavicu se jedino ako si go

[Jakuza]

Ada tamo su valjda svi goli,pa i ovi koji idu na text chat :???:

[stevann]

zaustavicu se jedino ako si go

pa naravno da sam gol.. nije poeenta, bit obucen

[Phénix]

ljudi? ima i http://www.flipchat.com/ moze da se bira musko ili zensko i odakle

[Phénix]

pa naravno da sam gol.. nije poeenta, bit obucen

obuci se jado smrznuces se

[RotfLmaOmGg]

Odo ja u vodoinstalatere!

You: studying?

Stranger: working

Stranger: plummer

Stranger: u

You: is it good paied?

You: I am studying

Stranger: yes it is

Stranger: 800 euros aweek

You: really? :o

Stranger: yes

You: wow

Stranger: 20 euros a hour

[stevann]

obuci se jado smrznuces se

vruce mi je, eto sto sam vruc!

[Phénix]

vruce mi je, eto sto sam vruc!

where are u from?dsl,dhl,asl?

[stevann]

where are u from?dsl,dhl,asl?

23 male montenegro, you?

[Jakuza]

Stranger: why are you on chatroulette?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: this is omegle.
Stranger: )
You: this is omegle i think
You: hahaa
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: hahahha
You: i just killing time
You: trying to find somebody normal
You:
Stranger: i'm not normal i'm afraid!
You: hahaha
You: yes you are
You: for now
You: hahaa
Stranger: hahahaha a
Stranger: why aren't you out getting wasted?
You: becouse i going to work tommorow
You: i working 17 hours a day
Stranger: :O
Stranger: as what?
You: for a 50 cents
You: as a window cleaner
Stranger: oooh cool!
Stranger: are there like
Stranger: tall buildings?
Stranger: or do you do skyscrapers?
You: no
You: just houses
You: made of dirt
Stranger:
You: dirt going to water
Stranger: reeeaally?
You: and then we build house
You: with windows
You:
You: made from wood
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: interesting!
You: very!
Stranger: not a very glamorous job, i bet you guys get down and dirty!
You: yes but job is job
Stranger: yes!
You: and 50 cents are prettty huge this days
You:
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: with 100 dollars i buy hotel
You: in the beach
You: Splendid
Stranger: nice
You: but is not easy you know
You: to collect 100 dollars
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i know

[Phénix]

I can show my tits very fast by dhl

[stevann]

I can show my tits very fast by dhl

so, go ahead, show them

[aCid_cOokiE]

moram primijetiti da na ovoj zadnjoj stranici primjecujem jedan veliki FAIL sto se tiche pravopisa i gramitike engleskog jezika