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    Quote Originally Posted by BanneD_1 View Post
    ja sam cuo za neku foru sa maslinovim uljem.. prica nam je jedan gazda jednog kafica kako ga zaustavlja policija,on komiran, popije bocicu maslinovog ulja na eks i ne mjeri mu nista o,2.. policija zacudjena jer ne moze na noge da stoji mjeri mu jos koji put ali svaki put isto o,2.. na kraj ga pustili, rekli mu "ti si pjan od zivota"
    samo se mora popit prvo casa ulja pa onda loces koliko oces, jer ne moze da ispari alkohol u mozak
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    Quote Originally Posted by cvxcomputers View Post

    A meni ces je bachit na fljesku :mrgreen: Deal?
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    nemoj zaboraviti (ako se razumijes u to ,fino je pripremi da se ubaci i instalira samo da se ne bavimo cudima copy paste create itd : )
    jeste ovo trazili momci
    S onom od jutros sam imao problema prijavljivao mi je NOD da je virus u fajlove , pa sam skinuo drugu od 1.5gb i radi extra


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    pojedi krisku limuna poslije alkoholisanja da se drasticno samnji brojka na dreger ILI popij bocicu maslinovog ulja (ako imas zivota) prije alkoholisanja
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stivi View Post
    jeste ovo trazili momci
    S onom od jutros sam imao problema prijavljivao mi je NOD da je virus u fajlove , pa sam skinuo drugu od 1.5gb i radi extra


    CD-i narezani :yipiiii:
    Aj mi posalji link okle si skinuo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark_Side View Post
    pojedi krisku limuna poslije alkoholisanja da se drasticno samnji brojka na dreger ILI popij bocicu maslinovog ulja (ako imas zivota) prije alkoholisanja
    Na osnovu chega ulje smanjuje kolichinu alkohola izbachenog iz pluca?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark_Side View Post
    pojedi krisku limuna poslije alkoholisanja da se drasticno samnji brojka na dreger ILI popij bocicu maslinovog ulja (ako imas zivota) prije alkoholisanja
    Sto znaci da kad pijes tekilu ne mogu da te provale?

    Ne bi mogo popit bocu ulja, trika nema...
    Bijo si poziw koi se neodbija

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark_Side View Post
    pojedi krisku limuna poslije alkoholisanja da se drasticno samnji brojka na dreger ILI popij bocicu maslinovog ulja (ako imas zivota) prije alkoholisanja
    ovo za limun prvi put chujem i ne kontam ni kako bi u TEORIJI radilo !?

    a maslinovo ulje HAAHH... sta, ulje ce da oblozi zheludac i uspori resorpciju alkohola ? shalite li se?
    To MOZDA moze da utiche na brzinu kojom ce tebe alkohol da ufati, ali kad stomacni sokovi IZIJU to ulje, alkohol je sledeci na redu.
    Ako tako mislite onda se najedite i nekog masnog sira uz to ulje i udarite po dregeru !
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    alkohol pluta po zelucu i ne moze rastvarat (razlog ulje)...a to znaci da rastvoreni alkohol ne ulazi u krvotok tom brzinom kao sto obicno ide...sto opet znaci da su pluca cista jel? i nema nezeljenih gasova u njima koje treba izbacit vani tj izdisat jel? mozda i pokaze nesto al ja jos ne cuh
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    ali druze ti ako popijes bocu ulja prije izlaska u grad, opet ces se opjanit od npr boce viskija, ali umjesto da se komirash za pola sata, ti ces se komirat za sat vremena
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    probaj pa mi javi jesi li se KOMIRAO od boce viskija a prije toga popio bocicu ulja
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark_Side View Post
    alkohol pluta po zelucu i ne moze rastvarat (razlog ulje)...a to znaci da rastvoreni alkohol ne ulazi u krvotok tom brzinom kao sto obicno ide...sto opet znaci da su pluca cista jel? i nema nezeljenih gasova u njima koje treba izbacit vani tj izdisat jel? mozda i pokaze nesto al ja jos ne cuh
    Mi prichamo kako se opjaniti merachki, a da dreger ne otkrije to... Nije mi fora da pijem cijelu noc, a ne opjanim se kako valja, shto sam pio onda?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MimiR' View Post
    Mi prichamo kako se opjaniti merachki, a da dreger ne otkrije to... Nije mi fora da pijem cijelu noc, a ne opjanim se kako valja, shto sam pio onda?
    Sad htjedoh rec...
    Bijo si poziw koi se neodbija

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    onda uzmes taxi i ides kuci ka coek...posto nema teorije da ga mozes zaebat ovako
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    Myth Busted!

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    razmislja li ko od vas da ce ta bocica ulja izazvat proliv

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    Nemam potrebu da ga pijem (:

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    Quote Originally Posted by MimiR' View Post
    Aj mi posalji link okle si skinuo.
    skinuo sam sa TPB-a (torrent)

    evo link ko hoce da skine http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5266...ta_3.24_v.7412
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    Evo ga, zafaljujem (:

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    E ne bi se mučio sa maslinovim uljem vala, radije ne bi ni pio nego pio tako...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoy_The_Silence View Post
    E ne bi se mučio sa maslinovim uljem vala, radije ne bi ni pio nego pio tako...

    tachno tako zashto si ga popio onda kad si ga ponishtio
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    tachno tako zashto si ga popio onda kad si ga ponishtio
    A maxe, pođi u grad, napij se ka' stoka, vrati se taksijem kući i gotova stvar...
    A ne-popij bocu maslinovog ulja i za'ebaćeš policiju...A zašto? Da bi sjutra priča' drugovima-da vidiš sinoć, napili se mi u nice vice, a ja prije toga popio bocu ulja i kad me policija zaustavila da duvam-0.00...Vaaauuuu, ti si mene krealj

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    hahahahah ja i vesko u nice vice, ubili se i zaebali veljovica <3
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    a onako fino duvas .podjes u betonjerku 6 sati.tamo mlatis sa kolegama svi koma.malo pajkis.dodjes kuci u 11

    AO BRATE KAKO MI JE SINOC BILO EKSTRA U 11 SAM DOSA KUCI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoy_The_Silence View Post
    A maxe, pođi u grad, napij se ka' stoka, vrati se taksijem kući i gotova stvar...
    A ne-popij bocu maslinovog ulja i za'ebaćeš policiju...A zašto? Da bi sjutra priča' drugovima-da vidiš sinoć, napili se mi u nice vice, a ja prije toga popio bocu ulja i kad me policija zaustavila da duvam-0.00...Vaaauuuu, ti si mene krealj
    stvar je u tome sto je skuplje to maslinovo ulje no Taxi ne zanm, dje da te vozi kroz PG
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    jel vam taxi bas toliko skup da morate o ovome dumat..a Niksicanin samo neka je zdrao 5-6 puta ce proc 7. ce neki taxista uradit polukružno i završiće pod Ostrog slava mu i milost
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