Mujo je davno posadio krtolu na isti nacin.
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Arapski vic
Stari arapin zivi vec vise od 40 godina u Cikagu.
Rado bi zasadio krompir u svom vrtu, no star je vec i nema vise snage za
takav posao.
Ima sina koji studira u Parizu tako da mu je poslao e-mail.
"Dragi Ahmede, jako sam zalostan sto ne mogu zasaditi krompir u mom
vrtu. Siguran sam, da si ovdje, sigurno bi mi pomogao.
Puno te voli tvoj tata"
Ubrzo je starac dobio e-mail slijedeceg sadrzaja:
"Dragi tata, ni u kom slucaju ne kopaj po vrtu.
Tamo sam, naime, "ono" sakrio.
Puno te voli, tvoj Ahmed"
Nije proslo niti 10 sekundi, sjatila se americka vojska, marinci,
FBI i CIA u kucu starog Arapina.
Prekopali su cijeli vrt, svaki milimetar, no nisu nista nasli.
Istog dana, dobije starac jos jedan mail od sina:
"Dragi tata, sigurno je tvoj vrt vec temeljito prekopan, tako da sada
mozes zasaditi krompir. Nazalost, vise od toga nisam odavde mogao ucitini.
Voli te tvoj Ahmed."
P.S. Tek pošto sam postovao pročitao sam "pravila" pa sam shvatio da sam ovo možda trebao ubaciti u topic "Najbolji vicevi" - sad je kasno.
Last edited by septembar; 30-10-08 at 08:27.
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Mujo je davno posadio krtolu na isti nacin.
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Idu 2 Arapina pustinjom. Kad jedan reche:
-أهلاً وسهلاً بكم زوار وأعضاء?
A drugi ce:
-الموقع وما يقدمه من!
hahahahaha
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Podju 2 beduina da $ede na Ruskovo gore,i sad kako ih ovaj konobar nije znao,oni naruche po 2 cinde,a ti znash da je cinda samo za elitu...
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- Dobro došli posjetioci i članovi?Originally Posted by The_B@fU$ ®
- Lokacija i njegove!
ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa :hammer:
pazi ovaj moj sad!!!
idu dva japanca ulicom
japanac A:
ばかげ冗談ですか？
japanac B:
いや！
Last edited by TyphooN; 14-11-08 at 20:39.
Inconstancy is my very essence; it is the game I never cease to play as I turn my wheel in its ever changing circle, filled with joy as I bring the top to the bottom and the bottom to the top. Yes, rise up on my wheel if you like, but don't count it an injury when by the same token you begin to fall, as the rules of the game will require.
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管理者はこのフォーラムの最も大きい馬鹿である。
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She is only here to annoy herself!
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Idu dvije frule postinjom
Jedna kaze: ♪ ♫ ♪
A druga ce na to: ♫ ♪ ♪
\\OFL•GIC
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ok ljudi, shvatili smo, prestanite sa tim! plizzzz!
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Stoje dvoje nijemih ljudi.
Prvi kaze:
A drugi odgovara:
:mrgreen:
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Somebody LOCK this topic please!! :razz:
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evo vam dva arapska clipa, prije no ovo zakljucate:
Do not fear death.If you have to fear,fear the way you live your life.
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Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
Have a parachute.
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" Ko te kara,nek ti piše pjesme! "
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正しい
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AJMO CRNA GORO !!!
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ahahhahahaha ne verujem!!!!
:lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
Do not argue with an idiot. He drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience!
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兩名女不用在大街上，尤其是第二個
meni je ovaj ludilo
Risk , is what makes life worth living
Never a failure, always a lesson!
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smorili ste vec
submarine
shto smo smorili, meni iskreno jedna od zanimljivijih i smjesnijih tema odje ;p koristi goole language tools pa se ukljuci
Risk , is what makes life worth living
Never a failure, always a lesson!
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axaxaxax.....najaci vic na forumu....
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kao ni mnogi drugi gore ;p al je dobar
a ovaj
مناحي بانخفاض اثنين من امرأة في الشارع ، وخاصة الثانية واحدة
Risk , is what makes life worth living
Never a failure, always a lesson!
submarine
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehhhe obozavam taj vic
Risk , is what makes life worth living
Never a failure, always a lesson!
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