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    Neka, znam neke koji dođu ka' prebijeni i umorni, jer su pod utiscima kako je žena imala posla oko ručka, pranja zavjesa, usisavanja...
    Žena ne radi, đece nema, dnevna obaveza joj je ručak da spremi i počisti malo kuću, a on je umoran, od njenog posla.
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    A ovi što izađu samo kad im je i žena neđe kroz grad pa zovu "ajde brate, što ste se u kuću zatvorili" a nema ih po 15 dana niđe...


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    Imam ja druga sa kojim se sve dogovorimo za grad i kad se primakne 9 on posalje poruku umoran sam prastajte
    Svaki put isto

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    Pa nije to stvar papucara vec onoga sto im je draze.

    Sta je loše ako ja pomazem ženi da opere sudove?

    Pomaže i ona meni da opeglam veš!
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    Evo sad sam napisao u 'kladionici'.. Citav dan se nerviram moram nesto izlomit.. neki televizor glavooommm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olja View Post
    Pa nije to stvar papucara vec onoga sto im je draze.
    Mislim da griješiš...

    Makar kada su u pitanju ljudi koje ja poznajem.
    Žene su postale malčice stroge i u većini slučajeva je ona "ako ja ne izlazim nećeš ni ti".

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    Ono jes, draže mu je da drnda telefon u društvu i čeka nju da mu se javi iz nekog butika ajde plati ovo pikice malena, nego da ga ostavi sa drugim.
    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    Ma nije moguce. Sve sponzoruse i papucari

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakal23 View Post
    Evo sad sam napisao u 'kladionici'.. Citav dan se nerviram moram nesto izlomit.. neki televizor glavooommm
    Aj sad ćeš se na Engleze povratit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olja View Post
    Ma nije moguce. Sve sponzoruse i papucari
    Kastracija ali nježna i suptilna.
    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper View Post
    Aj sad ćeš se na Engleze povratit.
    A nemam se sto povracat no mi umanjuje dobitak.. Idu dobro rez..

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakal23 View Post
    A nemam se sto povracat no mi umanjuje dobitak.. Idu dobro rez..
    Kad god ne igram kažu bili dobri rezultati... Vala ebacu majku nekoj kladionici sa dobitkom kad tad

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    ovaj sa raspalim motorom što nas teroriše každuju noć

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    Quote Originally Posted by biljaneta View Post
    ovaj sa raspalim motorom što nas teroriše každuju noć
    Odusevljen sam izborom termina!!!

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to biljaneta again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    Odusevljen sam izborom termina!!!

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to biljaneta again.
    Trebala sam dodat šesticu za meki znak na noć.

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    Tacno mi dodje da "isfazoniram" bradu kako mi odgovara i onom trajnom epilacijom maknem ovo sto mi smeta, ko ce se vise brijat svaki dan jbt aoooo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nemam ti kad View Post
    Tacno mi dodje da "isfazoniram" bradu kako mi odgovara i onom trajnom epilacijom maknem ovo sto mi smeta, ko ce se vise brijat svaki dan jbt aoooo!
    i opet bi se mora brijat svaki dan

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    Ma kakvi...



    Ne bi, zasto? Samo masinicom predjem svaki 2-3. dan i to ti je to... Ovako ovo sto ocu da mi je potpuno obrijano ja uvece obrijem i sutra popodne moram opet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nemam ti kad View Post
    Tacno mi dodje da "isfazoniram" bradu...
    ... no nemaš kad :mrgreen:
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    Quote Originally Posted by goozica View Post
    ... no nemaš kad :mrgreen:
    dosta a?



    ajde nema smisla vise...

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    Kako su privatnici posakrivali cigare zbog ovog pojeftinjenja koje je od sjutra, to jest nocas od ponoci, i ako nijesu korigovali cijene.
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
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    Večeras jedan pričaše da nema cigara niđe kroz Bar, vjerovatno nekih traženih, jer ja u prodavncu viđeh cigare regularno :-)

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    Kako sam gledao malo ceremoniju i ovog lika đe sjedi sa Klintonom u prvom redu, tačno sam očekivao ovako nešto. Pa onda ono kao ispraćaj...

    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    Neprijatan miris

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    Stari nerascisceni racuni.
    Sve je to na psihichkoj bazi ®

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