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    Quote Originally Posted by verbalni_fajter View Post
    htio da idem na sud zbog kazne 100e za parkiranje (mnogo, pa sve da sam ga poprijecio na sred ulice, ka neki sto mogu nekaznjeno), kad ono, Prekrsajni sud sa strankama radi samo do 13h. :roll: Zna li ko OD kad rade, da zavrsim to rano u ponedjeljak?
    Radi od 7h do uveče kasno imaju dvije smjene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Godfather View Post
    Radi od 7h do uveče kasno imaju dvije smjene.
    aha, zato su me vratili u 13:30 juce :roll:

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    Kako komunalna terorise sve.
    Nema pauka da se posle izlazi i pomjeraju kola samo slikaju brzinom svjetlosti.

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    Slikaju - ispucase sve slike.
    - Blek seriju - komentarisu i gledaju > procitao sam jednom sa usana vidji ovu baraku necemo je slikati.


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    Sto se radi.
    Ovo sam alfom je Amfi sigurno.






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    ovo za.algu nije.istina...alfa ne moze toliko

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    Lažu ovi novinari.

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    Bizbi povedose me zbog prednjih stakala :/ 😂

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    I sto vele?
    TAKUMI

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    Legenda kaze da je samo spomenuo bizbija i odmah su ga pustili...


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    Quote Originally Posted by stefke View Post
    Bizbi povedose me zbog prednjih stakala :/ 
    i treba kad ne postujes zakon.
    Kad bi tebe svaki put spasavao rekli bi ovi ti ni da si PG>Mn001

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    Kazna u New Yorku. Ovako nešto treba i kod nas.

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    Kazniše me za parkiranje na parkingu što se plaća.
    Što bi ovo? Zar nisu rekli da se parkiramo slobodno, da SMS parkiranje nije legalno?

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    Niko nije rekao to. Nego mozes ici na sud pa da se vadis na to da nisi imao tel kod sebe ili nisi imao na racun.


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    Pa mogu li se podići dokumenti, ako imam kaznu?
    Jesu li to makli?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mur3633 View Post
    Pa mogu li se podići dokumenti, ako imam kaznu?
    Jesu li to makli?

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    Odlično onda.

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    Od sozine su ga cerali do zabjela > c klasa njemacke tablice sa zabjela je taj..
    Sreca pa mu je posta bila na 3koraka i radila je.

    Od sozine da ga ceraju sramota sto ovaj narod radi > za to vrijeme njih je zamijenio helihopter.


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    Koliko mi je bilo smijesno izlazim iz zgrade tu kod tehno maksa na zabjelo i nisam snimio odma tu da policija zaustavlja logicno vozim na pozicije ali dje sad u 21h
    -jednome vec pisu kaznu a ovaj drugi polic. stoI na ulicu i gleda me i ovaj momak sto mu pisu kaznu > sad on sigurno ceka da me zaustave jer sam vozio 17 na kmh ja samo svirnuh ovome policajcu i ovaj dize palicu da se javi > ne zna ovaj sto mu pisu kaznu ko sam ja u ovom gradu.

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    Koju kontracepciju koristis?

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    haha. Mislim da nismo dovoljno sigurni ni sa kombinacijom
    vasektomija+kondom pa preko njega sloj tabasco sosa pa još jedan kondom+ da nesrećnica stavi dijafragmu i popije tabletu pa sjutra tabletu za dan poslije
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Njegova moć je tolika da mi nije mogao sredit da prođem tehnički u Donju Goricu, sa tip top autom kojemu ne radi samo zadnja prskalica...
    Dva tri dana veli zvaće zvaće nekoga tamo, i trt...
    I ovo nije sprdnja, nego istina.

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    Aoooooo..........

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    Ja ne mogu da vjerujem da se neko poziva na njega

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