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    Quote Originally Posted by zvoncica View Post
    tako je jednome prijatelju....žignulo ga jednom ujutro, iz čsta mira, na dvije sekunde, možda jednom, pa posle deset godina ponovo....a stvarno je bio vazda zdrav ka drijen, pokoj mu duši













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    Quote Originally Posted by zvoncica View Post
    tako je jednome prijatelju....žignulo ga jednom ujutro, iz čsta mira, na dvije sekunde, možda jednom, pa posle deset godina ponovo....a stvarno je bio vazda zdrav ka drijen, pokoj mu duši
    kako si me sad na dada podsjetila

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    hahahahhaha jes, jadna, ista fela isti ibreti Đe ga je znaš li? Ne gledam ga odavno?
    Sovršenstvo tvorenija, tainstvene sile bože,
    ništa ljepše, nit’ je kada, niti od nje stvorit može!

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    pili smo kafu prošle nedelje. promijenio se totalno, ušao u neku političku partiju, nema se kad za nos uvatit, veli.
    kralj!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djalac View Post
    Auuu..Sjedim i iz cistog mira me tako zignu,stegnu srcee na 2sek da je sve smijesno..3,4x u zivotu mi se ovo desilo..Prvi put prije 10god.. Hmm ocu li jos koliko ?
    Crno mi sad ic u urgentni da me prikace na dijagnostikuu..

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    Quote Originally Posted by acs View Post
    Promaja te gadjala. Samo sibaj. Srce ziga samo jednom...


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    Slazem se, mene je osinula prije 2 mjeseca, i sad me ponmalo zigne na isto mjesto kad mi je ledno.

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    Eo 4-5 dana me muči nadutost, ka cepelin se o$ećam, o zatvoru da ne pričam, zatvoren ka' kino kultura, što mi je činjet?
    Ovaj prvi problem mi donekle rješavaju "Espumisan", ali za drugi još nemam solution...

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    U kakvom si odnosu sa ljutim feferonama i Kokakolom. Meni regulišu metabolizam. I šetnja naturaly.
    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTrAtE View Post
    Eo 4-5 dana me muči nadutost, ka cepelin se o$ećam, o zatvoru da ne pričam, zatvoren ka' kino kultura, što mi je činjet?
    Ovaj prvi problem mi donekle rješavaju "Espumisan", ali za drugi još nemam solution...

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    Mješavina žtarica i jogurt ili kefir ujutro, ima da kakiš kao vrabac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulix View Post
    U kakvom si odnosu sa ljutim feferonama i Kokakolom. Meni regulišu metabolizam. I šetnja naturaly.
    Slabo jedem ljuto, a koka kolu sam bačio, sokove generalno, na neku sam dijetu kao...

    remark, taman sam od $utra mislio počet sa žitaricama i kefirom (nužda zakon mijenja)

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    No problemo.
    AKo ti ne uspije to sa zrnevljem ne košta te da probaš.
    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    Majka kaže suve šljive. A ja biram probiotik.
    Doduše, što se ono veli - ka' foka sam

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    Ja sam imao isti problem, zbod hrono ishrane. Balans jogurt sa ovsenim pahuljicama i suvim sljivama, samo ostavis da prenoći, i imas dijetalni dorucak, a trba će ti proraditi
    this time next year...

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    Voce povrce supe

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTrAtE View Post
    Eo 4-5 dana me muči nadutost, ka cepelin se o$ećam, o zatvoru da ne pričam, zatvoren ka' kino kultura, što mi je činjet?
    Ovaj prvi problem mi donekle rješavaju "Espumisan", ali za drugi još nemam solution...

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    Što bi rekao Nušić, protiv zatvora. Šalim se. Dakle, čaj od sene, al` samo dok ne riješi problem. A uvijek možeš kivi.

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    Suvih sljiva i još dodati šolju varenike znači kad je to proradilo na tri metra sam bio od WC jedva sam stigao do njega..

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    Raznijeh se od kefira sa ama baš svašta nešto od pahuljica, badema, suvog grožđa i slično, kanonada na vidiku... blue:

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    Jesi li prezivio

    I am so post-rock I shit sad birds.


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    Živio kefir zajedno sa ostalim drkalicama, nov čoek!
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    Pichi sad pravac roshtilj,nema shto.
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    Do 21.-og po PS-u što se veli.
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    Zjevnuk prekljuce kao zapadno-africki leopard i jos me vilica boli... Tacno sam je izbacio iz lezista..

    Pijem neke ljekove za bolove ka' da sam u 70-u usao. Danas je nesto bolje ali mi rece doca da kontrolisem zijevanje.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel Castro View Post
    Zjevnuk prekljuce kao zapadno-africki leopard i jos me vilica boli... Tacno sam je izbacio iz lezista..

    Pijem neke ljekove za bolove ka' da sam u 70-u usao. Danas je nesto bolje ali mi rece doca da kontrolisem zijevanje.

    Tesko...
    Vježba za vilicu. Vrhom jezika guraš nepce.

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    I druge 'vjezbe' mi padaju na pamet ali proce ovo za koji dan..

    A onda na neku jogu/meditaciju da kontrolisem ZIJEV.
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    Staviš li bar ruku na usta kad zijevaš u javnosti? Ti treba dvije ruke da staviš.

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