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  1. 19-10-10, 12:51 #1
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    Default humor :)

    iscackah ovo nedje na netu pa rekoh da podijelim sa ostalima ako sam promasio dio foruma a verovatno jesam neka moderator prijebaci na pravo mesto

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    Ukradena "Zastava 128"

    -Što ne uze onu Vektru ili onog BMW-a od narko-dilera iz ulaza do moga?

    Kako li je samo upali, kad ja verglam po 10 minuta?


    Jel' ti crkla guma, k'o meni pre 2 dana?

    Jesi li uključio grejanje kroz haubu, jer se sajla pokidala?

    Dokle si stigao sa one 3 litre u rezervoaru...

    nadam se do prve bandere,

    ruka ti se osušila!

    Jel' te zaustavio saobraćajac,što nemaš prednji desni žmigavac,

    nek ti polomi noge pendrekom!

    Jesi se nasluš'o muzike na onom jadnom produvalom zvučniku,

    a kaseta se baš duuuuuuuuugo vrti zimi,

    mozak ti kroz uši iscureo!

    Cigaru upali na auspuh, majki ti ga spalim,


    pošto nema upaljača, k**** mi se napušiš!!!


    Ispod desnog sedišta imaš dugme, kojim možeš da prespojiš bobinu,

    da ti je ne bi ukrali... ukrali ti leš dabogda!


    Kad pada kiša, ti stavi rukavice,

    jer se skida ono crno ***** oko volana,

    crna te voda izbacila!

    Pazi da ti ne polome brisače!
    Imaš stare, potrošene (rezervne) u gepeku.

    Kočnicu pritisni dvaput brzo ili jednom, al' do daske,

    iako bi ja želeo da ne zakočiš na vreme pred grotlom pakla

    i da tamo goriš dok ti 128 demona čereči iznutricu do kraja večnosti!

    Što li me, bre, mrzelo da stavim jastuče sa iglama i udicama na vozačevo sedište,

    bar bih poštedeo svet tvog prokletog poroda,



    Sti' će tebe kletva najstrašnija, gde pokrade poštena čoveka,


    Đavoli ti pamet isisali, a sa glavom nogomet igrali!


    p..s.

    Ako neko vidi krem Zastavu 128, registracije BG 192-523,

    neka je polije benzinom i zapali.
    neće on vozit moj auto majke mu ga spalim
    FILIP-ANDREJ i STRAHINjA tatini sinovi :)
  2. 19-10-10, 13:05 #2
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    moze lock ....
    * Profesionalni detailing vozila *
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  3. 19-10-10, 13:07 #3
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    Kakvi lock, delete odma
    Koga je gladni otac pravio, dovijeka ce gladan bit...
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    moze delete.
    BBNSC
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    Kakav delete...cijeli forum offline dok se ne zaboravi ovaj topic
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    Quote Originally Posted by tihomirdj View Post
    moze lock ....


    TAKUMI
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    Loshe je ovo brate moj..
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    Banovati otvaraca teme i sve koje su komentarisali, hahahaha jer zasluzuju ban cim su ovo komentarisali hahahahah
    I nisam zidar, ali eto
    oko mene ceo zivot cigle, zgrade, blokovi i beton
  10. 19-10-10, 16:36 #10
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    Oću rep+, jer sam ušao na ovaj topic.

    + topic should be put on Facebook biseri.
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    banovati prijekilijek
    Quote Originally Posted by my name is ...
    izvini oli mi rec kako da neciji post stavim u signature ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tihomirdj View Post
    moze lock ....
    moze ....

    KOLIKO GLUPIH LJUDI NA JEDNOM MJESTU,ajde da vidim jos koliko ce da vas se skupi sa glupim komentarima
    Last edited by milannce; 19-10-10 at 17:40.
    FILIP-ANDREJ i STRAHINjA tatini sinovi :)
  13. 24-10-10, 23:23 #13
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    Ovak ose prodaje auto , procitajte tekst na dnu ...

    http://www.njuskalo.hr/auti/mercedes...k-oglas-322277
    Quote Originally Posted by Fabia_Elegance! View Post
    Ima po gradu hiljadu ovih Sandera Stepway. Ne los autic.
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    Zato sam ja protiv free oglasa.
    TAKUMI
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    Quote Originally Posted by eto tako View Post
    Ovak ose prodaje auto , procitajte tekst na dnu ...

    http://www.njuskalo.hr/auti/mercedes...k-oglas-322277
    moze moze
    samo ovo gore sto sa ja postavio je jadikovanje coveka kojem su navodno ukrali auto.........
    FILIP-ANDREJ i STRAHINjA tatini sinovi :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by milannce View Post
    moze moze
    samo ovo gore sto sa ja postavio je jadikovanje coveka kojem su navodno ukrali auto.........


    Odličan je vic gore i zaslužuje topic, možda i pdf ali to nikako ne možes objasnit Kejlođiku i sličnoj djeci.
    TAKUMI
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    AAAAxaxaxaxa vrh!



    LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Njak Njak Njak
  18. 24-10-10, 23:57 #18
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    Lock forum. Lock internet.
    Bijo si poziw koi se neodbija
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    brate vidi se da navijas za partizan....
    -->*-TRIATLON PG!-*<--
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabia_Elegance! View Post
    Odličan je vic gore i zaslužuje topic, možda i pdf ali to nikako ne možes objasnit Kejlođiku i sličnoj djeci.

    naravno gospodine fabija
    ali sta ces DJECA )))))))0
    FILIP-ANDREJ i STRAHINjA tatini sinovi :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loverclocker View Post
    brate vidi se da navijas za partizan....
    loverclocker toliko
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    humor : )
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