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    Ajmo malo da se igramo





    Čovek automobilom stiže na parking ispred zgrade u kojoj živi. Parkira se, podiže sva stakla, izlazi, zaključava ga i odlazi kući.Na zadnjem sedištu automobila je ostao kišobran.Nakon nekog vremena nailazi drugi čovek, ugleda kišobran na zadnjem sedištu i uzme ga.On nije obio brave automobila, niti ga je na bilo koji drugi način oštetio.Kako je to izveo? ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmix View Post
    Ajmo malo da se igramo





    Čovek automobilom stiže na parking ispred zgrade u kojoj živi. Parkira se, podiže sva stakla, izlazi, zaključava ga i odlazi kući.Na zadnjem sedištu automobila je ostao kišobran.Nakon nekog vremena nailazi drugi čovek, ugleda kišobran na zadnjem sedištu i uzme ga.On nije obio brave automobila, niti ga je na bilo koji drugi način oštetio.Kako je to izveo? ...
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    Pa da, kola su bila kabriolet 100%
    "There’s no such thing as good money or bad money. There’s just money." - Lucky Luciano

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    bravo

    Janin tata ima 5 cerki
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    Kako se zove peta cerka?

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    ok imate 12 crnih i 12 bijelih carapa izmjesano u ves masini.Kopate po masini u mrklom mraku ne vidi se nista. koliko carapa treba da izvadite iz ves masine da bi 100% uboli jedan par carapa iste boje?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marmix View Post
    bravo

    Janin tata ima 5 cerki
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    Kako se zove peta cerka?
    Jana, daj nesto teze

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    Quote Originally Posted by vikky View Post
    ok imate 12 crnih i 12 bijelih carapa izmjesano u ves masini.Kopate po masini u mrklom mraku ne vidi se nista. koliko carapa treba da izvadite iz ves masine da bi 100% uboli jedan par carapa iste boje?
    tri......

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmix View Post
    bravo

    Janin tata ima 5 cerki
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    Jana, zaboga

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    Nijema osoba zeli da kupi cetkicu za zube. Imitirajuci pokrete cetkanja
    zuba, uspeva da prodavcu objasni sta zeli da kupi.

    Ako slijep covek zeli da kupi naocare za sunce, kako ce to da
    objasni prodavcu?

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    Reci ce mu.

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    Ajde sad vi neki
    Last edited by marmix; 24-12-09 at 20:43.

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    Ovo mi je malo glupo jer svako moze da otidje na google
    Being a fool is a great luxury

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    ali je fora da se mi igramo ovdje a ne da se trazi po google

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    pretpostavimo da se autobus krece, pitanje glasi: U kojem pravcu - lijevo ili desno?




    ps. naravno, nikad nece ici u rukverc..
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    Quote Originally Posted by marmix View Post
    bravo

    Janin tata ima 5 cerki
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    Kako se zove peta cerka?
    Ja retard ko iz topa-Nene :hammer:
    Raise my hammer,take my aim

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    Voze se sin i otac u kolima.Dozive saobracajnu nesrecu.Otac pogine.Sina prebace u hitnu pomoc ima jos nade da se spasi. Dolazi doktor i pogleda ga i kaze: "ja ne mogu da ga operisem on mi je sin!" .... zasto je to doktor rekao?
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    mozda jer mu je doktor majka?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    pretpostavimo da se autobus krece, pitanje glasi: U kojem pravcu - lijevo ili desno?




    ps. naravno, nikad nece ici u rukverc..

    anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    pretpostavimo da se autobus krece, pitanje glasi: U kojem pravcu - lijevo ili desno?




    ps. naravno, nikad nece ici u rukverc..
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    pretpostavimo da se autobus krece, pitanje glasi: U kojem pravcu - lijevo ili desno?




    ps. naravno, nikad nece ici u rukverc..

    krece se u lijevo jer su vrata za ulaz i ostale zajebancije s one tamo strane :ass: offtopic: oli polozit, ja bi trebalo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    mozda jer mu je doktor majka?
    nije no mu je otac homoseksualac a mali je usvojen, pa ima dvoje tataaaaaaaaaaa
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    Evo jedan obzirom da mi volimo nase taxiste

    ide taxista jednosmjernom ulicom u suprotnom smjeru, i prolazi pored policajca, a policajac ga nije zaustavio da mu napise kaznu. Zasto?

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    Ok ok idemo nesto malo teze....u jednoj dolini bio manastir i ljudi su tu u stara vremena trazili prenociste na svojim putovanjima da bi im se konji odmoril...u manastiru zivjele sve same casne sestre ...onako usamljene a malo pomamljene pa bi se preko noci cudne stvari desavale ...i da se ne bi culo sta su one tu radile muskarcima ubijale su ih. I tako jedne noci na vrata manastira pokuca jedan muskarac i prime ga kao i svakog do sada..U naselju prije te doline cuo je za pricu o manastiru i znao je sta ga ceka pa je pred spavanje na vrata zalijepio papir sa jednom porukom. Sledeceg jutra napustio je manastir ziv i zdrav .... Sta je to napisao na vratima pa je ostao ziv?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    pretpostavimo da se autobus krece, pitanje glasi: U kojem pravcu - lijevo ili desno?




    ps. naravno, nikad nece ici u rukverc..
    Stvarno svaka cast za ovo U pocetku sam mislio da se zajebawas ali posle kad sam vidio da je neko pogodio onda sam ukapira hehe .VRH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0ne View Post
    Evo jedan obzirom da mi volimo nase taxiste

    ide taxista jednosmjernom ulicom u suprotnom smjeru, i prolazi pored policajca, a policajac ga nije zaustavio da mu napise kaznu. Zasto?
    Mozda je policajac isa isto ka on pa mu onda ne moze nishta?
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