Once upon a time in the west...

[bubby[Y]]

Or East, so we learn english a bit more, so we communicate in another way, so we stop whoring topix for good..

I've started a story , you may continue...If you have something clever![or interesting to say.]

So...

Once upon a time in the West there was a certain landlord...

[Unusual Suspect]

...who died in a freak yacht accident on open sea while filling up his gas tank.

The end.

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[[alien_with_N_attitude]]

]Or East, so we learn english a bit more, so we communicate in another way, so we stop whoring topix for good..

I've started a story , you may continue...If you have something clever![or interesting to say.]

So...

Once upon a time in the West there was a certain landlord...

...He was pissin' down the stroot, and he saw a long-distance dick...

[bubby[Y]]

...he waved,but no answer.He whistled , but no answer again.So he had no choice but to...

[Unusual Suspect]

...get of his ass and fill up his gas tank that will cause a freak accident on his yacht afterwards.

End.

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[[alien_with_N_attitude]]

hahahahahahahahhahah

restecp!!!

[Beky]

The certain Lord had a daughter with a name...

[Emp]

...Miss Bitch,she was very hot...

[bubby[Y]]

...and had that crazy little dream of infatuating farmer who lived nextdoor...

[Beky]

She was in love...

[bubby[Y]]

...but he slept with her best friend few years ago,and it was too complicated...

[sta_ce_nama_soferima_kuca]

...so she invented warm water and recieved Nobel prize...

[Beky]

...just trying to make him love her more...

[Unusual Suspect]

...but he didn't... He married his own sister and he ended up dead commiting suicide later on, but anyway, this is kinda irelevant for our story...
So, she figured that there's no way out, other than to cash in that Nobel prize for a several hundred gran', so she could buy a decent yacht that she can use afterwards use to get herself killed in the freak accident on the open sea.

End.

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[Beky]

She lived happily ever after...In heaven...or Hell,who knows...

[STREET_BOY]

but they will be very horny end

[Lennox]

and they fckd shomi into his head :lolblue:

[STREET_BOY]

but lennox have bit giant head & little mind

[Beky]

Ok,you both have great sense of humor,but that`s not the point of this topic...Am i right?

[Miss_Lucifer]

yes,u r...

[[alien_with_N_attitude]]

screw da west.

THE SOUTH WILL RAISE AGAIN, MAN!

[Miss_Lucifer]

and than everybody will chill and smoke weet...