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    Default Zena rodila zabu



    Prema pisanju jednog od vodećih iranskih dnevnika Etemaad, žena iz Iranshahra rodila je žabu za koju, pak, nekoliko medicinskih stručnjaka tvrdi da posjeduje ljudske karakteristike.

    Doduše, niti uglednom iranskom dnevniku nije jasno što se dogodilo, ali novine citiraju nekoliko medicinskih stručnjaka koji tvrde da životinja ima neke ljudske karakteristike. Upravo zbog toga bit će podvrgnuta nizu genetičkih i anatomskih testova.

    "Sličnosti su prisutne kod oblika prstiju, te veličine i izgleda jezika", citirane su riječi Dr. Aminifarda, stručnjaka na području biologije.

    [size=6]Pretpostavlja se da je neimenovana žena iz jugoistočnog iranskog gradića Iranshahra, inače majka dvoje djece, larvu pokupila plivajući u prljavom bazenu, a da to nije ni znala.[/size] :shock: :shock: :shock:
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    Prethodni clanak preuzet sa iskona, a evo malo i na engleskom:

    Gynecologist Varasteh, who confirmed the report said the woman whose period had stopped for six months underwent a sonography in May which showed she had a cyst in her abdomen, wrote the Farsi-language daily E'temad in its Sunday's edition.

    Following severe bleeding, the woman who has not been named gave birth to a live gray frog accompanied with mud.

    Varasteh believes the frog larva has most likely entered and grown in the woman's body.

    Other physicians argue that the larva has found its way into her body while she was swimming in a dirty pool, turning to a frog after the fetus has grown.

    And some specialists blame genetic disorders, saying the so-called frog has similarities with the human's fetus.

    The woman has two healthy children.

    NEVJEROVATNO :shock:
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    bogme bi joj se vishe isplatilo da je rodila vesh mashinu.. korisnije bi joj bilo 8) ...
    btw, ne vjerujem u tu prichu... 8)
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    |zgledŞ dŞ sŞm jŞ tu p®ste umje$Şş...

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    :shock: :shock:
    Glupost, mislim stvarno...žabu heheheeh :?

    Krkna, dobra fora hehe 8)

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    mozda je nju kermit oplodio...eto vidite li sad da nije zdravo sexati se u vodi...zamisli udje lignja ili obotnica...ma to je sve zbog nuklearnih reaktora u blizini Berana
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    Ne vjerujte svemu sto procitate, pogotovo na Internetu :wink:
    ~Sans toi les émotions d'aujourd'hui ne seraient que la peau morte des émotions d'autrefois~

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    E qkala joj majka...A shta znate,mozhda ce se ta zhaba,pretvoriti u PRINCA!!! :lolblue: :lolblue:
    tra la la

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    roke koke

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    A zamislite kako se djed obradova kad je vidio unuka

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hari Krisna
    A zamislite kako se djed obradova kad je vidio unuka
    ahahahahhahahahaa, totalno, ali totalno opichen.. 100%
    /me te ljubi :wink:
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    Tamo gdje pise o toj zabi ima i vijest da je jedan americki veteran iz Drugog svjetskog rata morao je da se pojavi na sudu zbog toga sto je precrtao psovke u 373 knjige koje je pozajmljivao iz biblioteke i sto je na njihovo mjesto ispisivao religijske rijeci i poruke.
    Zamislite kako bi kod nas izgledalo ono kad se posvadjaju komsinice i sve zavrsi na sud i cita se dokazni postupak.
    .............
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    uu jebote...
    Zamisli kad su joj babice donijele zabu u peshkir umotanu

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    Trice i kucine... :roll:

    Ova prica o zeni da je rodila zabu je jedna od najvecih gluposti koje sam ikada cula.

    Ajde da povjerujem u cinjenicu da su naucnici otkrili prije nekoliko godina da je genetski kod svinja skoro isti kao kod covjeka i da imaju namjeru da organe svinja koriste u operacijama transplatacije zbog nedostatka organa... ali ovo sa zabom?!!!

    Kako ide onaj vic:
    STA PRVO POMISLI PLAVUSA KADA JOJ GINEKOLOG KAZE DA CEKA DIJETE?
    - "JE LI MOJE?"
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    If you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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    QQ...što ćeš sFFe ođe viđet i čut... Neka je živo i zdraFFo...

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    vjerujem da je istinito.. prije 9 mjeseci iz dimenzije x je stigao kanister sa mutogenom hemikalijom... sjetimo se samo Rasputina iz nindza kornjaca...
    (@Dovla): mosqito ga ujeo
    (+Nerd): sta je mosqito
    (@Dovla): vrsta komarca

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    a pi pi pi... bolje da je kllima doshla na svijet... :?

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    Moguce je da se larva razvila unutar ljudskog tijela... ne znam zasto bi to izazivalo toliko cudjenje, pa u tijelima kitova se razvijaju i veci organizmi od zabe! (u zeludcu se ne moze nista razviti zbog zeludacnih sokova i enzima koji razlazu sve sto je organsko). Ali moguce je da je larva usla u polni organ te nesrecne zene i da je organizam izasao kad se razvio...
    Ljudske karakteristike ne vjerujem da je poprimila!
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    PIH!!! :twisted:



    Mademoiselle.

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    Mali ti je pljunuti tata!

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    Mani se ti brige za toga nego kad ides na Krupac ne skidaj gace da ne bude i neki niksicki zabac

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    Meni se svidja sto su joj plod izbachili na internet.

    Nema im se sto zamjerit na demokraticnosti, ipak je to drzava PAR EXCELLENCE.

    Sto veli ti clanak, oce li joj vadit matericu za kaznu?
    You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. The smell, you know that gasoline smell... . Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hari Krisna
    Mani se ti brige za toga nego kad ides na Krupac ne skidaj gace da ne bude i neki niksicki zabac
    ahahahahahah
    ahaha
    hahahahahahah :lolblue:

    Kad chesh u Nk da pravimo roshtilj u topole

    Btw. zamislite kako je zhaba saplakala kad su je shljapnuli po guzicaH
    Io ci credo!

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    A zamislite kako je majka mzila tu zavbu ono u peskir neki po glavu hahahaha

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    ....a tek kad rodbina dodje da vidi bebu.....kakvo ce to slavlje da bude

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    Ma ko tome uopste vjeruje... gluposti...

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