Airline Safety
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a
restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was
occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his
predicament, suggested he use the attendant's
ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any
of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons
marked: WW WA PP ATR.
Making the mistake soooo many men make of not
listening to a woman, he disregarded what she
said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately
a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare
bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!
So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button
and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet
bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so
long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation.
A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and
dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out
for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just
wearing off... confused he buzzed the nurse to find
out what happened.
He explained the last thing he remembered was intense
pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having
a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon
Removal button."
(@Dovla): mosqito ga ujeo
(+Nerd): sta je mosqito
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