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    Strelica te fishtila
    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    Dakle sto se ovdje moze procitat' muka me 'vata.

    Volim crni humor ali ovo je previse...
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    Odavde dovde...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    Dakle sto se ovdje moze procitat' muka me 'vata.

    Volim crni humor ali ovo je previse...
    Brisi (sa tvojom crnom kritikom) dabogda! :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    Dakle sto se ovdje moze procitat' muka me 'vata.

    Volim crni humor ali ovo je previse...
    A jes brate,surovo u najmanju ruku.


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    Audicija - zakon

    " Da bog da ti apoteka glavna menza bila"
    " Da bog da se mobiliso' "

    eh..Umalo da zaboravim

    "Da bog da te majka u cevapu prepoznala"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNT View Post
    Brisi (sa tvojom crnom kritikom) dabogda! :mrgreen:
    Zamislite zivot vam visi o samo jednoj odluci koju treba da donesete na osnovu kratkog uputstva i tu vas stize kletva...
    "Da Bog da ti MNT citao uputstvo" No hard feelings
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    Odavde dovde...

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    Default ? ovo je zabrinjavajuce :)

    starsno u najmanju ruku
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    Da Bog da ti đeca oči u burek tražila.

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    Dabogda ti zena rodila stonogu ,pa citav zivot radio za cipele !!!

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    dabogda vas ja pijana vozila!
    I lost my watch….now I’m lost in time

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    Pi! Pasja muda od gladi pozoba!

    Pi! Otac ti govn*o izio!

    Pas ti se pasjeg mesa napoteza!

    Rak te izio da bog da!
    Last edited by mihael; 02-04-07 at 18:26.

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    Ambisa` mu se grob i ognjiste
    ↯↯Dodje li ti nekad da skocis sa mosta,da li je i tebi nekad svega dosta↯↯

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    Zamislite zivot vam visi o samo jednoj odluci koju treba da donesete na osnovu kratkog uputstva i tu vas stize kletva...
    "Da Bog da ti MNT citao uputstvo" No hard feelings
    Xaxaxxaaaa..


    dabogda ti djeca igrala u strujnom kolu..
    Dabogda te milicija crtala kredom po autoputu.

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    Da bog da te trazili Gajgerovim brojachem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    Porodicni ti se grob ne ladio
    ipak mislim da je ovo vrhunac kletarstva :lolblue: :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    ipak mislim da je ovo vrhunac kletarstva :lolblue: :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
    Znaci,konstatno na 37.5 C
    ↯↯Dodje li ti nekad da skocis sa mosta,da li je i tebi nekad svega dosta↯↯

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    Dabogda zalutao u liftu...

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    da bog da te tata chasti A6, a ti nema' chim gas davat' !
    da bog da ti zhena rodila stonogu pa cijeli zhivot za cipele da joj radish!
    da bog da ti se rodilo dijete iz kinder jaja, a ti nema' slichicu da ga sastavish!
    "ujutro je bilo jutro i josh sam bio zhiv"

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    dabogda ti sin bio policajac

    no offense

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    Krovom kočio a najveći dio ti bio nitna od kumplugšajbne

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    Boze te uzma uzela
    ↯↯Dodje li ti nekad da skocis sa mosta,da li je i tebi nekad svega dosta↯↯

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    Majkooooo!!!!!
    Što je sine mah te skopa!!!!

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    par kletvi Bjelopavlickih:

    "sto ni (ni=nam) ne podijele te plate OD RAKA SE RAKOGA RASPALI"

    "...boze te led ubiJo,divan li si ..."

    "...e srece nema ni on ni djeca mu..."

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    Dalma te shinula
    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emill View Post
    dabogda ti shorc duge gace bile

    :lolblue:
    :lolblue:Katastrofa od kletve!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    Porodicni ti se grob ne ladio
    :lolblue:A ova je neprikosnovena hahahahahahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by MNT View Post
    Brisi (sa tvojom crnom kritikom) dabogda! :mrgreen:
    to MNT care hahahahahahha

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    Zamislite zivot vam visi o samo jednoj odluci koju treba da donesete na osnovu kratkog uputstva i tu vas stize kletva...
    "Da Bog da ti MNT citao uputstvo" No hard feelings
    :lolblue:Ovo me tako oraspolozilo da nemate pojma!
    :lolblue:hahahaha dabogda ti MNT chitao na engleskom i prevodio na nash jezik,uputstvo za upotrebu pumpice za astmatichare:lolblueja sam ljudi zamislila sliku modroga chovjeka a MNT nabada slovo po slovo,rijech po rijech,ovaj se dijeli sa zivotom a nishta ga ne razumije...ahahahahahahahahahah) suze mi udarishe na ochi... pi u pm

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