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    nema tu sad nekih podjela,svi lazuali u sustini muskarci lazu vise i to obicno za neke glupe stvari,dok zena ne laze tako cesto ali kad slaze zna bas onako da ga zamuti dobro
    Closer,
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    Give me,
    All that you have


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    Quote Originally Posted by naughty_s View Post
    nema tu sad nekih podjela,svi lazuali u sustini muskarci lazu vise i to obicno za neke glupe stvari,dok zena ne laze tako cesto ali kad slaze zna bas onako da ga zamuti dobro
    My words exactly!
    I am the one who locks.

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    Zhene lazhu vishe... Mico Bojic u stvari najvishe lazhe, a onda zhene...

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    Talking e pa sad...

    swe zawisi.....mada ja isto mislim da zene wishe lazu....
    ali obichno imaju dobar razlog:yipiiii:

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    tu nema pravila...

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    U mom slucaju, pa ja lazem najvise!
    Don Kihot mi je predak!!! Stalno me napadaju neke vetrenjace. Upravo smisljaju zavjeru protiv mene!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interpol View Post
    Kaze ovako: men lie the most, but women tell the biggest lies Je li ovo tacno?


    Ko laze vise?

    Upravo je tako kaok je rekao Chris Rock: muskarci lazu vise, ali zene govore vece lazi.
    I to ti je ziva istina. Mi cemo slagati radi mira u kuci, kao sto je receno, radi harmonije, i to su najcesce bezazlene lazi.
    Ali zene... uh, sto te znaju lagati i (s)muljati, to jos ni jedan muskarac nije uspio prevazici.
    Pa kad se svoj gospodi daš,
    zadnji ples je valjda naš...

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    Muske lazi:
    - nova boja kose ti bas super stoji
    - ti dolicno vozis
    - nije to salo, na tim mjestima je koza deblja

    Zenske:
    - nisam trudna, pojela sam nesto pa povracem 3 puta svakoga dana
    - nisam ljubomorna, znam da ti je ona bas super drugarica

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    Ja mog momka lazhem vishe.
    • Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
    I WaNnA Be LikE BaRbIe,ThAt BiTcH gEtS eVeRyThInG...

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    Samo djevojke lazhu
    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIDI View Post
    a zene ne lazu one mute :P
    ovo potpisujem...
    ipak i lazu i mute...vise
    Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK.
    Nista se ne cuje.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Argonaut View Post
    Upravo je tako kaok je rekao Chris Rock: muskarci lazu vise, ali zene govore vece lazi.
    I to ti je ziva istina. Mi cemo slagati radi mira u kuci, kao sto je receno, radi harmonije, i to su najcesce bezazlene lazi.
    Ali zene... uh, sto te znaju lagati i (s)muljati, to jos ni jedan muskarac nije uspio prevazici.
    Hvala kolega
    I am the one who locks.

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    ne znam ko lazhe VISHE ama ko lazhe taj i krade (provjereno).
    Inconstancy is my very essence; it is the game I never cease to play as I turn my wheel in its ever changing circle, filled with joy as I bring the top to the bottom and the bottom to the top. Yes, rise up on my wheel if you like, but don't count it an injury when by the same token you begin to fall, as the rules of the game will require.

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    Upravo ti je porasta nos
    Io ci credo!

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    Shto bi reka nash drugar SHORTY "ne vjeruj zeni koja laze" :mrgreen:
    -dico tibi verum libertas optima rerum nunquam servili sub nexy vivito fili-

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    ada,kad dodje stani-pani nema toga ko ne bi slagao da se izvadi i da zabashuri situaciju.
    Nekad to bude bezazleno a nekad bogomi prekrupno pa kad se otkrije ( a ja iskreno vjerujem u onu narodnu "u lazi su kratke noge") dodje do svega i svachega.
    Nije da ne lazem ali to je stvarno potpuno bezazleno i vishe se moze tretirati kao precutkivanje nechega shto nije vazno nego kao laz.

    Grdje od toga je chitavo konstruisanje pricha i istina,do te mjere da pripovjedach i sam vjeruje u ono shto je isprichao!
    Takvima ne vjerujem ni kad istinu zbore

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    Quote Originally Posted by zvoncica View Post
    ada,kad dodje stani-pani nema toga ko ne bi slagao da se izvadi i da zabashuri situaciju.
    Evo ja lazem sebe mjesec i nesto dana da mi se ne svidja jedna djevojka.... i to traje i traje.... a ne da mi se svidja nego mi se BAS BAS BAS svidja. A vazda ja nadjem neke koje imaju momka, taman su raskinule ili ih je neko prije zestoko za`eba....

    I sto da se ne lazem da mi se ne svidja? Bas ocu. Daako me prodje....
    Caesar`s wife must be above suspicion

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysteryGirl View Post
    Muskarci lazu vise,to je tacno al ne umiju slagat kao djevojke!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas_O_Malley View Post
    Evo ja lazem sebe mjesec i nesto dana da mi se ne svidja jedna djevojka.... i to traje i traje.... a ne da mi se svidja nego mi se BAS BAS BAS svidja. A vazda ja nadjem neke koje imaju momka, taman su raskinule ili ih je neko prije zestoko za`eba....

    I sto da se ne lazem da mi se ne svidja? Bas ocu. Daako me prodje....
    a jes cu, ti si kukavica, zamisli da sebi priznas da ti se svidja, jao razocarao bi se sam u sebe
    Kako Vaša bolest ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas_O_Malley View Post
    Evo ja lazem sebe mjesec i nesto dana da mi se ne svidja jedna djevojka.... i to traje i traje.... a ne da mi se svidja nego mi se BAS BAS BAS svidja. A vazda ja nadjem neke koje imaju momka, taman su raskinule ili ih je neko prije zestoko za`eba....

    I sto da se ne lazem da mi se ne svidja? Bas ocu. Daako me prodje....
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    a tu smo nedje, i jedni i drugi...
    A u ulici Slobode i Hercegovackoj sad rastu iz Berana dEca. Neki novi klinci, neki novi klinci..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas_O_Malley View Post
    Evo ja lazem sebe mjesec i nesto dana da mi se ne svidja jedna djevojka.... i to traje i traje.... a ne da mi se svidja nego mi se BAS BAS BAS svidja. A vazda ja nadjem neke koje imaju momka, taman su raskinule ili ih je neko prije zestoko za`eba....

    I sto da se ne lazem da mi se ne svidja? Bas ocu. Daako me prodje....
    to nije laz to je samoobmanjivanje i nikako se ne moze uporediti sa laganjem!
    Ako ti je tako lakshe,poshtujem!!!
    I proci ce kad-tad

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysteryGirl View Post
    Muskarci lazu vise,to je tacno al ne umiju slagat kao djevojke!
    ahahahaha,ne umijemo slagati kao vi ?!
    a jeli bogoti,na koju foru to?

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    Sila lazete brda valjate hahahahhahaha !
    Ko nevoli Crnogorca ,vas se ambisa !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas_O_Malley View Post
    Evo ja lazem sebe mjesec i nesto dana da mi se ne svidja jedna djevojka.... i to traje i traje.... a ne da mi se svidja nego mi se BAS BAS BAS svidja. A vazda ja nadjem neke koje imaju momka, taman su raskinule ili ih je neko prije zestoko za`eba....

    I sto da se ne lazem da mi se ne svidja? Bas ocu. Daako me prodje....
    hahahha
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    lazi sebe od mene pobjeci ne mozes :devil:
    kud god da krenes meni se vraces ponovo ko da ti neko iz tvoje duse otme ....
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    oh darling who needs love?
    Who needs a heaven up above?
    Who needs the clouds, in the sky, not I
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