You know you grew up from Montenegro when...

[shrek]

'1. You watched that weird Italian TV show on Rai 1 with the talking muppet bird in the tree every morning
2. You ADORED "muceno jaje"
3. You loved to watch German MTV and RTL, yet did not understand anything
4. Your grandfather would get up at 4:55 am to go get bread and milk at the pijaca
5. When the whole city would literally shut down between 12pm-5pm, and you would only see a confused dog wandering through the streets
6. When you dread the half hour and hour long news on RTCG
7. When you played soccer in the most obscure places with that famous soccer ball which had the stiches of the 94/98 world cup flags on it
8. When you only had a ventilator and only recently got "klima"
9. When the best thing to do from 7pm was play hide'n'seek
10. When the tap water in podgorica is the best water in the world
11. When there was always the weird guy in your area who never spoke to anyone and usually went about his own business, eveyrone called him "ludi ivo/jovan/hrvoje…etc…"
12. When anything and everything was stolen in the blink of an eye
13 . when youre grandmother would send you to the local market to get a johnny walker red label, or any other sort of alcoholic beverage, and you were 5 years old
14. You loved AC Milan to death when Dejan Savicevic played on it
15. When you went to the market, and when the clerk didnt have enough change, or didnt feel like giving you any, they gave you a piece of gum
16. When you saw a brand new Mercedes parked beside a broken down peglica, with a different coloured door
17. When you ate EVERYTHING with bread, even pasta or potatoes
18. When your grandfather would not let you open the car window, in fear that you would catch a cold, even when it was 40 degrees outside
19. You would all argue to death about whos going to pay the bill at the cafe or restaurant
20. You went to the beach with nothing but a pair of “natikace�? (flip flops), kupaci shorts, and sometimes a towel
21. When some nights, you hung out with your best friends, eating bureke and kisjelo mlijeko, sitting on some stairs outside till 3 am
22. After clubbing and or drinking, you would always go and get a greasy gyros or burek'

[mick]

you forgot
when are your going out, your mom/wife/sister made sure you wore clean white socks with black shoes

[shrek]

hahaha i found some more

When in time of inflation ur neighbour would come with a cup and ask for some sugar or oil.....

When ur mum would call you to come home from playing, shouting on the top of her voice from the balcony.... "Marko dolazi kuci vise majmune jedan da rucas!!"


Feel free to add some more!!

[KRECHIMIR]

When we used to play basketball all day long at the "Gimnazija" and after all that used to stink like scanks.
If you used to do something bad your parents would impose sanctions on you for a week by staying home and getting bored to death.uh ah
Going to "Brdo Gorica" every day to pump and flex muscles so we can get more "Ribica" in the city.:-)

[EgZeKuToR]

Going to "Brdo Gorica" every day to pump and flex muscles so we can get more "Ribica" in the city.:-)

I bet that helped u...

[mick]

when your mom wouldn't let you go outside after you took shower because you are going catch a cold

you couldn't eat kolace because guest are comming over

[Bøgíñjå]

It`s all true but you forgot one important thing

when you are losing nerves because your net works "great"

[Antares]

When you see a pillar and you call it 'mugic' :devil:

[Tica]

When you drink "deutch coffee", which is called "espresso machiatto" everywhere else in the world, including Germany...

[renaissance]

When you drink "deutch coffee", which is called "espresso machiatto" everywhere else in the world, including Germany...

hahahhahhahhahhahaha

[Innuendo]

17. When you ate EVERYTHING with bread, even pasta or potatoes

That I've never been doing :burp:

Here's one from me:

...when the police station with the noisy "policajci" is just beneath the window of your flat on the ground floor. Then, the things never get boring, not even on Sundays at 3 AM

:-)

[EgZeKuToR]

when your mom wouldn't let you go outside after you took shower because you are going catch a cold

Sounds like pretty common thing...nothing special about that

[Kralj_Nikola]

When you can hear turbo-folk music in a discoteque...

[Bøgíñjå]

When you can hear turbo-folk music in a discoteque...

Sad but true...

[TyphooN]

you forgot
when are your going out, your mom/wife/sister made sure you wore clean white socks with black shoes

:lolblue: this one reminds me of shrek!!!

[shrek]

or when young girls from Drac fall asleep and wake up with hands in their pants...touching themselves allllllll night long...

[Desert Eagle]

you forgot
when are your going out, your mom/wife/sister made sure you wore clean white socks with black shoes

In Zeta only

[sh0cker]

When you no matter how hungry while being guest would never accept the offered food so that people around might not say 'poor guy he doesn't have to eat home'

When you were betting in bookies every weekend to get some money for going out.
When the main question when buying car is how much petrol it consumes?
When you can remember buying new shoes in August, because in September is school and you have to wear new shoes

When you 1.9tdi (red i) is the best machine ever

And this thing about socks is bullshit..

[tweet]

When you were little, you were told that if you keep being naughty, ciganka will take you away.
When you and your friends went to na bedeme in the spring time to throw eggs on tourists.
When you go to movie theater and you come out with chewing gum and pizza dough stuck in your hair, and a very sore head from playing zunkalica.
When you get severely drunk and go to the ambulance to get a coctail infusion hooked up, and your other drunk friends take over and speed up the process "because they know better than doctor does".
You know you grew up in Montenegro when your Baba taught you how to say your first cuss words.
And the last but not least, you know you grew up in Stari Grad when you played hide and seek and your best friend takes a dump and has no t. paper so he finds a dead vrabac underneath the tree and wipes his butt with it. (the legend lives)

[CGmafiozz]

When you had to shower with water bottles
When your baba regularly called you and your siblings "magarce"
When you played 3 on 3 basketball games using a sign on the wall as a target/basket
When your djedo lets u at 8 years old play with his guns
When all the rakija your family had was made by your grandpa

haha the cuss words one is so so true

[mick]

When you had to shower with water bottles

:lolblue: so true, that's how I know I'm home

[_senorita_]

When you drink "deutch coffee", which is called "espresso machiatto" everywhere else in the world, including Germany...

Good one... :lolblue:

[kEDOWN]

When ih the winter we put snow blocks on the road so the car cant pass thrue, and the man get out of his car to put the blocks away and the hole neighbourhood would shoot him with snowballs

when in the summer all neigbourhood vill go to steal fruits, but the beauty was not in the fruit but in running from insane man with a gun

[bohemian]

In Zeta only

so true

[EgZeKuToR]

When you drink "deutch coffee", which is called "espresso machiatto" everywhere else in the world, including Germany...

this reminds me of the situation that occured when i was in vienna.i went to the coffee shop and ordered an (in)famous "deutch coffee".the waitress just looked at me and said sth like: "khm, here`s everything deutch...", after which i said: ok....i`ll have cola
i guess she has never been in podgorica...poor her...