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  1. 29-03-10, 15:44 #251
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    hahahahhahah, znaci pocelo je!

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  2. 04-04-10, 21:26 #252
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    kako natjera pedofil djevojcicu da place 2 puta
    kad obrise krvavi k***c od njenog medu
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    Quote Originally Posted by daKKan View Post
    kaze Xenia Filupu ujutru:
    aaaaaaa kako se ubismo sinoc
    To brate! +
    Ја чекам посао али волим ову земљу!



    А што пијем кад ми шкоди
    ко ће кући да ме води?
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    ima li sto gore od dvije bebe u kontejner?
    -ima, jedna beba u dva kontejnera.
    SO MANY WOMEN ... SO LITTLE TIME

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    Ko trenutno prodaje vise CD-ova, Tose ili Xenia?
    Mrtva trka.
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    Mama, mama, kupi mi bicikl!
    - Kao prvo, plata mi jos uvijek nije stigla, a kao drugo, to sto sam sa tvojim ocem ne znaci da me mozes zvati mama.
    Pa kako onda ta te zovem?
    - Zovi me Cika Dzon.
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zodiac View Post
    Ko trenutno prodaje vise CD-ova, Tose ili Xenia?
    Mrtva trka.
    ahahahhahhah rep
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  8. 12-04-10, 20:28 #258
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    najcrnji humor su prijave beranske policije da ljudi koji dodju na saslusanje sami sebe biju u sred policije
    AJMO CRNA GORO !!!
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    Strijeljanje u Kragujevcu 1941. godine, mrtva tišina… Njemci se spremaju za pucanj tek jedan klinac upita Nemca:
    - Čiko, čiko je l´ možete da me pustite?
    Ja nisam iz ovog odjeljenja, samo sam došao po sunđer…
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    vodi majka bolesno dijete od leukemije u banju,
    vec nekolika dana dijete dijete lezi u blatu,
    poslije par dana pita: mama, mama, oce li mi od ovoga biti bolje?
    ne sine, nego te navikavam na zemlju.
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  11. 16-04-10, 03:29 #261
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    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha odlican!
    SO MANY WOMEN ... SO LITTLE TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loverclocker View Post
    ahahahhahhah rep
    Ma jok bolan rep,mozhda neki pop/folk...

    Jedna od loshih posljedica transplantacije pluca je shto kad se prvih par puta nakashljesh, shlajm nije tvoj…
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    Quote Originally Posted by ribomax View Post
    Ma jok bolan rep,mozhda neki pop/folk...


    Zašto je Kapisoda ubio Kseniju?
    Zato što je bio Ksenofobičan…
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    Zvoni postar i zena otvori vrata,a postar u rukama drzi dvije umrlice.Pita ga zena sta je to,a on odgovara: -Stigla djeca sa ekskurzije...


    Znam bas masu bolesnih viceva ovaj mi je prvi pao na pamet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nole-NK View Post
    Zvoni postar i zena otvori vrata,a postar u rukama drzi dvije umrlice.Pita ga zena sta je to,a on odgovara: -Stigla djeca sa ekskurzije...


    Znam bas masu bolesnih viceva ovaj mi je prvi pao na pamet...
    pa đelji onda, ja iG obožavam
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    evo jedan i od mene ja se izvinjavam ako je vec bio,nisam sve post-ove procitao...


    Zasto se beba u masinu za mljevenje mesa ubacuje prvo sa nogama?
    -Da bi joj se vidjela faca!
    No soy el mejor del mundo, pero creo que no hay nadie mejor que yo.
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    Posle brodoloma spasu se samo kapetan,dva mornara i jedna zena.Prezivevsi cetri dana na vodi,dodju do zakljucka da neko od njih mora da se ubije da bi ga ostali pojeli,ili ce svi skapati od gladi.Kapetan i dva mornara izvlace sibice i kapetan izvuce najkracu.Polako ,on uzima pistolj i prislanja ga na slepoocnicu.Na to ce gospodja:
    -Nemojte,kapetane,molim vas stanite...
    -Gospodjo to je moja duznost i ja to moram da ucinim...
    -Znam ali nemojte u glavu,ja najvise volim mozak...
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    Pita djed unuku sta se dobije kad se izdrka konju ? Ona odgovara - Pa sperma od konja.A sta se dobija kad se izdrka magarcu ? - Pa sperma od magarca.A sta se dobija kad se izdrka deki ? - Sperma od deke.A djed dodaje : - I cokolada,i cokolada...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nole-NK View Post
    Pita djed unuku sta se dobije kad se izdrka konju ? Ona odgovara - Pa sperma od konja.A sta se dobija kad se izdrka magarcu ? - Pa sperma od magarca.A sta se dobija kad se izdrka deki ? - Sperma od deke.A djed dodaje : - I cokolada,i cokolada...
    mislim da ovo veze nema sa crnim humorom,ovo je vise za temu>bolesni vicevi...no ajde,dobar ti je bio onaj za djecu s ekskurzije
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdO_pG View Post
    mislim da ovo veze nema sa crnim humorom,ovo je vise za temu>bolesni vicevi...no ajde,dobar ti je bio onaj za djecu s ekskurzije
    hahahaha a znam nego sta cu kad nema posebna tema "bolesni vicevi" a tu sam doktorirao :yipiiii: Ponekad se sam sebi zacudim koliko znam bolesnih viceva... A i to je neka vrsta crnog humora valjda
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    Rodilo se dijete i doktor ga uzeo i odnio. Vraća se on nakon 5 minuta i
    ispadne mu dijete iz ruku. Krene dalje i posklizne se s bebom u rukama.
    Na to padne i ispade mu dijete iz ruku i padne djetetu skalpel u oko iz
    doktorovog džepa. Majka:

    - Što ste učinili mom djetetu?!

    - Šala mala, rođeno je mrtvo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DR-little-man View Post
    Rodilo se dijete i doktor ga uzeo i odnio. Vraća se on nakon 5 minuta i
    ispadne mu dijete iz ruku. Krene dalje i posklizne se s bebom u rukama.
    Na to padne i ispade mu dijete iz ruku i padne djetetu skalpel u oko iz
    doktorovog džepa. Majka:

    - Što ste učinili mom djetetu?!

    - Šala mala, rođeno je mrtvo!
    razumijeli smo te
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eskimo View Post
    razumijeli smo te
    Razumijeli????? jel i to crni humor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eskimo View Post
    razumijeli smo te
    Ovo je topic za crtni humor,kako to neki ljudi ne mogu da svate.Kome se ne citaju ovakvi vicevi,neka ne zalazi na "Cafe del Montenegro > Zabava > Vicevi > Crni humor"

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    9 postova...dajte mu vremena

    P.S. LOLchina za doktora
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