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    Quote Originally Posted by Rvasanin View Post

    Sto je gore od 3 bebe u jednom kontejneru???
    Jedna beba u 3 kontejnera!

    znas sto je jos gore, 3 kontejnera u jednoj bebi
    Prazne rijeci, hiljade praznih rijeci i to je sve...

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    To je fizicki nemoguce...

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    salio se laki...

    Kokoka

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    Ali nije smijeshno...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIDI View Post
    veli musliman srbinu, daj srbo reci mi grad i broj, a srbin ce na to, Srebrenica, 7000

    od kad si ti poceo da citas DAN ?

    u svakom slucaju kao i uvjek, vic ti je nikakav

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    koja je razlika izmedju male bebe i hleba?

    -beba maja slatka,kad se rezhe ne mrvi se ! uh pile malo...
    I lost my watch.now Im lost in time

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    Quote Originally Posted by amok View Post
    koja je razlika izmedju male bebe i hleba?

    -beba maja slatka,kad se rezhe ne mrvi se ! uh pile malo...
    eeeeeej,uzhaaaas ali hahahahahahaahahaha ne mogu da se ne nasmijem.
    strashno,kad god chujem neki ovakav vic ja se sva najezim ali se dobro ismijem!!!
    Jel to u redu

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    to je i poenta crnog humora...

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    Kada je tek kupljeni proizvod djevojčica stavila u usta prodavačica je viknula: Ne!!!To se ne jede!To je ilet!-i djevojčica se nasmijala od uva do uva.

    Sta jede ljudoder vegeterijanac?
    Zemljoradnike...

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    Šta dobiješ kad se kamion pun krompira zaleti u vrtić?
    MUSAKU!!!


    Koja je sličnost između medicinskih sestara i leševa?
    I na jedne i na druge se pale bolesnici.


    Mama, mama, vrata od lifta su otvorenaaaaaaaaaaaa...

    Koja je razlika između Bitlsa i Majkla Džeksona?
    Bitlsi su se već raspali!
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    If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
    If you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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    Sto je potrebno da bi se Bitlsi ponovo sastavili
    -Jos dva metka

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    Gde su najsveije lignje?
    Nedeljom iza damije.
    ...Maybe it was wrong to love you?
    But what should i do?
    Cause my heart leads me to you...

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    Sto treba uraditi sa bebom od 3 mjeseca kad pocne da vristi?
    Staviti vazelin!!!

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    ovaj sam "prichala" 909876 X al' preCOOL JE PA mozhe opet...

    animacija je bitna,pa je zamislite....

    zashto kad meljemo dijete u mlinac za mlevenje mesa,prvo stavljamo nogice
    male ,malecne....????????

    da bi vidjeli izraz na bejbastom LICu!ihihihihihihihihihihi oooooo ihihihihihihihihhiih
    I lost my watch.now Im lost in time

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    Sta se dobija kada se dijete ubaci u prokljucalu vodu?
    Caj od majcine dusice...

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    kazhe otac sinu:
    -ajde,idi igraj fudbala sa ostalom djecom..
    -ali tata ja sam invalid!
    -heheheh znam sine,samo sam se shalio!ahhah
    I lost my watch.now Im lost in time

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    Sta dobijes kad se kamion pun krompira zaleti u vrtic?




    ..MUSAKU !


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    Pitaju babu od 90 god na samrti koja joj je poslednja zhelja.
    Kaze ona "Da dobijem sidu"
    -A zashto to???
    -Pa chula sam kad imash sidu zivish josh 10 godina.


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    kako se zove krematorijum za bebe?
    - veseli plamichak..

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    • Dragi, otpusti ovog vozača, danas me je zamalo ubio!
    • Nemoj tako, dajmo mu još jednu priliku!

    Kako dijete iz Hirošime broji do 100?
    Na prste.
    We are limited only by our choice, all the rest are endless possibilities.

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    zove majka sina
    LEO LEO LEO
    veli joj komsinica, sto draga zovete sina LEO kad mu je ime Marko
    pa ima leukemiju pa mu tepamo LEO
    /me stetan
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    Amor vincit omnia!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gj
    Kako dijete iz Hirošime broji do 100?
    Na prste.
    prejako
    this is pointless

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    evo jednog iz drugog svjetskog rata:

    kako mozes da smjestis 23 jevreja u jednu bubu (auto)?
    2 naprijed, 3 pozadi a ostale rasporedis po pepeljarama!

    hvala

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    troje retardirane đece
    jedan dijeli bombone:
    ' Jedan meni, jedan tebi, jedan tebi.'
    drugi krug:
    ' Dva meni, jedan tebi, jedan tebi.'
    treći krug:
    'Tri meni, a tebi...a tebi..?'
    this is pointless

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    - Koja je veza između crnca i stabla ?

    - Konop !
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