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    Default Djeca odvalila

    Ajde da ovdje postavimo neke stvari koje su djeca odvalila a kojih se sjecamo.
    Evo pocecu sa anegdotom koja se nije desila meni nego kolegi.

    Elem, covjek sjedi sa zenom i sestrom koja je sa sestricnom dosla njima u goste.
    I sestricna se obrati njegovoj supruzi:

    Ujna ja tebe mnogo volim, pa neka pricaju majka i tetk koliko oce da si vjestica i da si primitivna.

    Tajac…

    Jedna koja se desila meni.
    Vodio negdje malca na posao i imao sastanak pa ga uvalio koleginicama na pazenje. Neudate 30+.
    Njemu bila banja, posle svaki dan pitao kad cemo opet kod mene na posao.
    Jedan dan dolazim sa posla i na vrata me docekaju sin i cerka.
    Cerka kaze “cao tata, jesi li dobro, kako je bilo na poslu”.
    Sin kaze “cao tata, kako je bilo na poslu, jeai li bio kod koleginica”.

    Zena i ja prasak od smijeha.


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    ..."malac"...a nemooooo'

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    Mali od prijatelja, tada je imao 10-11 godina, poslije nego što je sa društvom gledao pornić, pod utiskom, obraća se ocu...

    "Tata, nemoj više da yebeš mayku!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bayo View Post
    Mali od prijatelja, tada je imao 10-11 godina, poslije nego što je sa društvom gledao pornić, pod utiskom, obraća se ocu...

    "Tata, nemoj više da yebeš mayku!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by joni View Post
    ..."malac"...a nemooooo'

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    Kuku, kakav pakao, malac veli
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    I ja mog sina zovem malac, sta ste zapjenili
    "Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac"

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    mulac.,

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    maslac
    look right through me

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