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    Talking Ispadi poznatih licnosti

    Ima ih dosta.U obzir dolaze politicari, estradni umjetnici, svi pripadnici jet seta. Cisto da se ne zaboravi.
    Pa da navedemo neke:
    Prilikom jednog poslovnog sastanka, Zoran Djurisic direktor Montenegro Airlines-a je htio da se pohvali kako je ucio engleski i zjavio sljedece:
    "I have been learning English in Finland, for all last year ago".


    Kad je avion Montenegro Airlinesa izletio sa piste, na pitanje novinara kako su dozvolili da novinari idu pjeske do aerodorma po onolikom nevremenu dingospo je izjavio:
    "Ada nije im bilo nista, malo su prosetali."
    Loše stvari dolaze u paketu, za dobre stvari treba vremena.

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    Nowinar vs Jelena Karleusha

    Nowinar : Jeste li prochitali Anu Kareninju ?
    DzejKej : Nisam , ali za sledecji put obecjawam da cju prochitat` swa njena djela..

    lol ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_esseny View Post
    Nowinar vs Jelena Karleusha

    Nowinar : Jeste li prochitali Anu Kareninju ?
    DzejKej : Nisam , ali za sledecji put obecjawam da cju prochitat` swa njena djela..

    lol ?
    Ko je ovdje normalan... opusteno niko...
    If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
    If you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_esseny View Post
    Nowinar vs Jelena Karleusha

    Nowinar : Jeste li prochitali Anu Kareninju ?
    DzejKej : Nisam , ali za sledecji put obecjawam da cju prochitat` swa njena djela..

    lol ?
    Nemoguce da je to rekla ...!?!?
    give me THE red pill.
    wake me up.
    Bondar: No hay banda! There is no band. It is all an illusion

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    slichna `e moja reakcija bila..
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    Voditeljka: Koji je adut svake zhene :?:
    Jelena Karleusha: Polni organ

    :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
    Samo jednim prstom pozvah te,ti si dotrcao kao pas,zamisli sta bih sve sa deset znala..haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krembananica View Post
    Voditeljka: Koji je adut svake zhene :?:
    Jelena Karleusha: Polni organ

    :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
    Vidim da ce biti ovaj topic posvecen Karleusi...
    If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
    If you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krembananica View Post
    Voditeljka: Koji je adut svake zhene :?:
    Jelena Karleusha: Polni organ

    :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
    http://www.kobajagrande.com/?go=klip&fajl=karleusa.wmv


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    Jbga to je biser pravi
    Samo jednim prstom pozvah te,ti si dotrcao kao pas,zamisli sta bih sve sa deset znala..haha

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    Da to je to
    Samo jednim prstom pozvah te,ti si dotrcao kao pas,zamisli sta bih sve sa deset znala..haha

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    dok ima vas, JK ce biti ultra mega giga star.... dajte neke druge dje se ufatiste za JK

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    Kraljica mi je !


    jbg prWa mi `e na Um pala
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    kraljica? :roll: da da, zvek zena :lolblue:

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    Ima vecih 'kraljica' od nje.... Zorica Brunclik je jednom rekla da jako voli da sadi SAIBONE (mislila je na bonsai)
    If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
    If you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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    Wolf Draskovic prilikom intervjua CNN-u ili BBC-u za vrijeem bombardovanja. Izmedju ostalog, uspio je da rpevede poznatu domacu izreku:
    "You can not mix frogs and grandothers."
    (izgovoriti na Wolfovom engleskom)

    Prilikom sastanka sa Turskim ministrom inostranih poslova, u ime SiCG Wolf je izjavio:
    "Sreli smo se prije 600 godina. Vi taj rat nijeste dobili, mi ga nijesmo izgubili." - misleci na Kosovski boj.
    Last edited by hercules; 30-12-06 at 12:34.
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    U emisiji Tabloid,na BKTV,Tina Ivanovic,pjevacica, je na pitanje novinara da li voli da jede i sprema italijanske specijalitete,odgovorila-pa volim,ali ja od makarona najvise volim da jedem spagete!

    a sad cuh jednog musko-zenskastog (nepoznanica) lika koji je na pitanje da li se bolje osjeca u suknji ili pantalonama,odgovorio-Osecam se,kada sam na sceni!!!

    zaboravih da vas podsjetim,kad je uveden novi zakon o saobracaju kod nas,neka TV ekipa sa nase lokalne TV je sa patrolom policije snimala zaustavljanje vozila i upoznavanje sa novim pravilima,a policajac je svakom vozacu uputio isto pitanje -Da li ste upoznati da je od jutros stupio na snazi novi zakon o saobracaju?:blah:
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    hercules ti si od danas poznata licnost :mrgreen:

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    @Pheno : ironija? ma daaa
    @Trinity : tooo Brunclik majstor...

    ne znam jeste li upuceni u estradnu umjetnicu Vendi!?
    poshto sam prestao da gledam TV,ne znam jel umjetnica josh aktiwna..

    ali prije swakog nastupa u talk-show-yea-programima je umjela da nabuba po 10ak termina iz wujaklije.. i da izigrawa elokwentnu damu
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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_esseny View Post
    @Pheno : ironija? ma daaa
    @Trinity : tooo Brunclik majstor...

    ne znam jeste li upuceni u estradnu umjetnicu Vendi!?
    poshto sam prestao da gledam TV,ne znam jel umjetnica josh aktiwna..

    ali prije swakog nastupa u talk-show-yea-programima je umjela da nabuba po 10ak termina iz wujaklije.. i da izigrawa elokwentnu damu
    Treba vidjeti kako prica Ceca... e to je tek elokventnost... :lolblue:
    If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
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    neka manekenka,neznam koji show:
    kako se osjecate"
    -OSJECAM SE EVENTUALNO...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_esseny View Post
    @Pheno : ironija? ma daaa
    @Trinity : tooo Brunclik majstor...

    ne znam jeste li upuceni u estradnu umjetnicu Vendi!?
    poshto sam prestao da gledam TV,ne znam jel umjetnica josh aktiwna..

    ali prije swakog nastupa u talk-show-yea-programima je umjela da nabuba po 10ak termina iz wujaklije.. i da izigrawa elokwentnu damu
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
    hahahahaha ne znam je li ona ili neka druga rekla da kod kuce ima Vukajliju i da ga koristi redovno!!!

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    to `e ta 100%
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    Quote Originally Posted by zvoncica View Post
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
    hahahahaha ne znam je li ona ili neka druga rekla da kod kuce ima Vukajliju i da ga koristi redovno!!!
    Sto rece jedna moja 'bistra' komsinica svojoj kcerci: "hoces da naucis jezik? uzmi si rjecnik, pa se uci..."
    If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
    If you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity from Zion View Post
    Treba vidjeti kako prica Ceca... e to je tek elokventnost... :lolblue:
    Pored velike elokventnosti, ima i govor tijela samo takav.
    Pogledaj klip :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by hercules View Post
    Pored velike elokventnosti, ima i govor tijela samo takav.
    Pogledaj klip :-)
    Upravo gledam ovaj klip... jao, jao, jao...
    If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
    If you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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