➦ Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje

**Antares** · 12-01-23, 11:00

"Tu su čete patlidžana..."

Milan Knežević

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 12-01-23, 12:07

**Antares** · 12-01-23, 13:34

I muda i kita

**eCs95** · 12-01-23, 15:22

''Diže li se ta maćka''

Ana Brnaba

**Antares** · 13-01-23, 07:26

"Ko rano rani dvije šteke grabi"

Rade Milošević

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 13-01-23, 08:25

Teška povreda peniskusa.

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 13-01-23, 16:45

Nemam, veli, virus, nemam sidu.

Zato imaj me u Kovidu.

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 14-01-23, 11:19

Kud ćeš jači mim od Mima Karadžića…

**Antares** · 15-01-23, 09:26

"Nikad nije masno"

Slaven Radunovic

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 15-01-23, 10:26

**pauki** · 16-01-23, 12:51

Šetali pored rijeke princeza i vitez. Rijeka puna gladnih krokodila...
Princeza skine prsten sa ruke, baci ga u rijeku i kaže:
"Izvadi ga!"
Vitez ga odma izvadi, a princeza sva srećna mu kaže:
"Toooo sam čekala, ostali kreteni su odma skočili u vodu!"...

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 16-01-23, 16:34

Metnem.

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 17-01-23, 14:54

“Ginuli su za mnom mnogi, a na kraju svako svojim putem.”

Gina Golobrigida

**pauki** · 21-01-23, 11:48

Kako se zove med koji nije spreman?
Saće

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 21-01-23, 19:59

Svrših u gaće. Kakva medovina.

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 21-01-23, 20:35

Simonovići.

**GerdaBuddenbrook** · 21-01-23, 21:16

Ima i "I tata bi, sine"

(ovo ukradoh od prijateljice s fejsbuka)

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 23-01-23, 07:37

Podgorica se nekad zvala Palamudium.

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 24-01-23, 13:06

“Crna Gora je stara ka Grčka.”

Panajotis Janakis

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 24-01-23, 13:17

Mi je.bemo, vi plaćate.

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 24-01-23, 13:43

Slušam narodnjake.

Naaaarod njaaače.

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 24-01-23, 13:52

S rabote, veli, na rabotu.

Sve preko one rabote.

**avet** · 24-01-23, 19:19

Sudije ustapunog muda.

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 26-01-23, 15:16

“Koga biste lansirali u svemir da možete?”

Ilon Mask

**LjukaTheMantidis** · 28-01-23, 08:19

Primite moje iskreno kurčenje.

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