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    Default A Dog's Diary vs. Cat's Diary

    A DOG'S DIARY VS. A CAT'S DIARY

    Excerpts from a Dog's Dairy:

    Day number 180:
    7:30 am - Oh boy! My morning walk! My favorite!
    8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My favorite
    9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    11:00 am - Oh Boy! A dog bone! My favorite!
    12:00 noon - On Boy! The back yard! My favorite!
    1:00 pm - Oh Boy! A nap! My favorite
    3:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids home from school! My favorite!
    5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My favorite!
    6:00 pm - Oh Boy! My after dinner walk! My favorite!
    7:30 pm - Oh Boy! Watching TV with Mom! My favorite!
    9:00 pm - Oh Boy! My last walk of the day! My favorite!
    11:00 pm - Oh Boy! Sleep at Mom's feet! My favorite!

    Day number 181:
    7:30 am - Oh boy! My morning walk! My favorite!
    8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My favorite
    9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    11:00 am - Oh Boy! A dog bone! My favorite!
    12:00 noon - On Boy! The back yard! My favorite!
    1:00 pm - Oh Boy! A nap! My favorite
    3:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids home from school! My favorite!
    5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My favorite!
    6:00 pm - Oh Boy! My after dinner walk! My favorite!
    7:30 pm - Oh Boy! Watching TV with Mom! My favorite!
    9:00 pm - Oh Boy! My last walk of the day! My favorite!
    11:00 pm - Oh Boy! Sleep at Mom's feet! My favorite!

    Excerpts From A Cat's Diary:

    DAY 180 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

    DAY 182 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
    stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

    DAY 183 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

    DAY 184 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

    DAY 185 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

    DAY 186 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time....

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    :? :? :? :? :? :?

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    :!: :? :?: :? :idea: :!: :?: :idea:
    AAAAHH KAKO ME SVI GLEEEEDAJUUUUU!!!

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    :!: :?: :idea: :!: :?: :?: :!:

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    che passa??? :?

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    nista.. interesantno je ako dobro razumes sve reci 8)

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    Default Re: A Dog's Diary vs. Cat's Diary

    Quote Originally Posted by EsTeBaNa
    DAY 182 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
    stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
    hahahahaahah :lolblue:

    good 1 :wink:
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    raspad... :oops:

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    Uhvatio Mujo zlatnu ribicu i kazhe:

    Mujo: Ispuni mi zhelju da sa najbogatiji!

    Ribica: ***** ti!

    Mujo: Nisam rekao da psujesh nego da mi ispunish zhelju!

    Ribica: Nisam ja Ribek Zheljko, ja sam Ribek Jebko!
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    :shock: :?:
    Io ci credo!

    Welcome



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    Zashto je cigo ofarbao kontenjer crveno-zhuto?

    Da mu djeca misle da se hrane u MC Donaldsu!
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    a moj fabia zasto guras te wicewe dje im nije mjesto...

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    Ciganka: Danas sam uradila test trudnoce!

    Plavusha: I jesu li bila teshka pitanja?
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    Hahahaha, jeste jeste

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    Uh!
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