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  1. 10-03-08, 15:20 #126
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    ili:

    -sine, mislis li se ti zhenit vec jednom?

    -cuti majko i meshaj!
    Do not fear death.If you have to fear,fear the way you live your life.
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  2. 12-03-08, 09:19 #127
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIDI View Post
    kako se zove vepar sa 3 noge

    NEPAR :mrgreen:
    a sa pet?

    petar
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  3. 13-03-08, 22:22 #128
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    -Profesore, hocete li nas pustiti sa zadnjeg casa?
    -Hocu!
    -Tooo, legendoooo!
    AKO TI ZIVOT DAJE LIMUNE - NAPRAVI LIMUNADU !!!
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    Ovdje jesu glupi i kratki vicevi, al' toliko glupi...
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  5. 14-03-08, 19:40 #130
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    hahahahah e bravo legento.....salzem se u potpunosti hahahhaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesterKA View Post
    -Profesore, hocete li nas pustiti sa zadnjeg casa?
    -Hocu!
    -Tooo, legendoooo!
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  7. 15-03-08, 01:01 #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesterKA View Post
    -Profesore, hocete li nas pustiti sa zadnjeg casa?
    -Hocu!
    -Tooo, legendoooo!
    Da se coek upisha od muke...
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  8. 20-03-08, 15:17 #133
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    Dolazi mali zabjelcanin kod majke.
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  9. 20-03-08, 20:04 #134
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    hahahahahahahahahaha :lolblue:
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    Idu dve nule ulicom i sretnu osmicu , i jedna ce nula:
    Gle ovu budalu kolko zategla kaish..
    Do not argue with an idiot. He drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesterKA View Post
    -Profesore, hocete li nas pustiti sa zadnjeg casa?
    -Hocu!
    -Tooo, legendoooo!
    istetoviraj taj vic
    Quote Originally Posted by my name is ...
    izvini oli mi rec kako da neciji post stavim u signature ?
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  12. 22-03-08, 18:59 #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by aCid_cOokiE View Post
    istetoviraj taj vic
    Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah aha,
    e kako si bezobrazan ne mogu da vjerujem
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    ..bili srbin, hrvat i bosanac i pobijedi partizan.
    I lost my watch….now I’m lost in time
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  14. 04-04-08, 21:20 #139
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    - Smrt fašizmu, bako!
    - ...i teb' sinko...!!!
    For those who believe no explanation is necessary,for those do not no one will suffice!!!
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    Došli plavuša, Mujo i Perica u restoran.
    Konobar pita:
    - "Šta je ovo? Neki vic?"
    For those who believe no explanation is necessary,for those do not no one will suffice!!!
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  16. 05-04-08, 10:46 #141
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    Znas li ovaj vic- Moj ti *urac bio stric
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    od ovih viceva mi dodje da slomim komp. i da mu vishe nikad ne pridjem.....
    Slazem se.
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    od ovih viceva mi dodje da slomim kopm,i da mu vishe nikad ne pridjem....

    Quote Originally Posted by ChesterKA View Post
    -Profesore, hocete li nas pustiti sa zadnjeg casa?
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    ...moj F A V O R I T
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    i moj isto
    Closer,
    No hesitation,
    Give me,
    All that you have
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    Quote Originally Posted by El_NiNhO View Post
    od ovih viceva mi dodje da slomim komp. i da mu vishe nikad ne pridjem.....
    u cemu je problem? zar ne vidis naziv topica?
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    dobro brate.....
    Kad sam ishao kuci vidio sam crveni kamion i on mi je svirnuo.....
    Slazem se.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El_NiNhO View Post
    dobro brate.....
    Kad sam ishao kuci vidio sam crveni kamion i on mi je svirnuo.....
    taj je odavno....
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    pitaju Đoleta Đoganija kakvu kafu piju on i Slađa
    Đole: Sladža cepa gorču,ja cepam sladžu
    Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK.
    Nista se ne cuje.
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    Idu dva paradajza ulicom, prvi kaže:
    -"pazi kaktusssssssssssssssssssssssss"
    A drugi će:
    "Šta je tebi budalo!!! Nijesmo mi baloni..."
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    prichaju 2 gluva vulkanizera:
    A: Krpish li to gumu?
    B: Ne, nego krpim gumu.
    A: A ja mislio krpish gumu.
    Krokodili dolaze...
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