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    Quote Originally Posted by amok View Post
    idu 2 plavushe ulicom...jedna studira elektortehnichki,a druga je josh grdja!
    hahahhahhahahahahhahaha
    ahhahhaahahha

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    Zashto se plavusha bacila sa solitera ?
    Chula je da uloshci imaju krila.
    GOD IS GREAT!

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    Idu dve dlake ulicom. Jednu zgaze kola a drugu za dlaku.
    Igraju dve babe sony i dodje struja.
    Do not argue with an idiot. He drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience!

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    Upecao mali zli zeka zlatnu ribicu
    - "Posto si ti zao ispunicu ti samo jednu zelju"
    - "Ne seri!"
    Do not argue with an idiot. He drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cetonx View Post
    Upecao mali zli zeka zlatnu ribicu
    - "Posto si ti zao ispunicu ti samo jednu zelju"
    - "Ne seri!"
    nastavak
    ...i ribica dobije splet crijeva
    Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK.
    Nista se ne cuje.

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    Kako se zove ciganin na motoru???
    - KACIGA

    Ide jedna kamila preko mosta i pane tako i druga i treca a cetvrta ni 5 ni 6.

    Idu dva paradajza ulicom i jednog zgazi auto a drugi veli " MOOSSSKVICHH!"

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    Sede Mujo i Haso na santi leda...
    -Vidi Haso spaseni smo!!
    -Odakle znas?
    -Eno ide titanik.
    Do not argue with an idiot. He drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boromirospg View Post
    Idu dva paradajza ulicom i jednog zgazi auto a drugi veli " MOOSSSKVICHH!"
    Ja znam to ovako:
    Prelaze dva praseta ulicu...
    I tek ce jedno.
    -Pazi moshviiiiiiiiiiiiich!
    Do not argue with an idiot. He drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience!

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    e,ovaj je puno bolji.drugi vic..
    YOU CAN FOOL SOME PEOPLE SOMETIMES
    BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME

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    ide dvije cackalice ulucom i vide lizalicu
    kad ce jedna cackalica drugoj
    Vidje li ovog glavonju!!!


    idu dvije babe ulicom
    jedna upane u shaktu a drugoj brat radi u Njemacku

    Sta bi radila Crnogorska vlada da se nadje u pustinju
    prvi dan bi se cudili
    drugi dan bi se odma napravio sastanak
    treci dan bi odma poskupio pijesak
    hhhmm...Ja nisam Odavde...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VincentLaMarca View Post
    nastavak
    ...i ribica dobije splet crijeva
    mislim da ide : i ribica umre od nesranja no nije ni bitno
    podgorica - staropodgoricanima

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    Krang veli Sekaču: "Oću telo"!
    Sekač: "Oćeš telo jel? Teloooooo vretenooooooo..."
    Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK.
    Nista se ne cuje.

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    Kakva je razlika izmedju "Models"ica i pornica ?
    -Na pornice je bolja muzika ...

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    Idu dva krastavca ulicom i naidju na teglu... tek ce jedan:
    -"Pazi murija"
    Do not argue with an idiot. He drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience!

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    sjede tri pileta za šank i piju,piju,piju,piju!
    Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK.
    Nista se ne cuje.

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    Idu dvije nule ulicom i sretnu osmicu i komentarišu: viđi qrve kako se utegla!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VincentLaMarca View Post
    Krang veli Sekaču: "Oću telo"!
    Sekač: "Oćeš telo jel? Teloooooo vretenooooooo..."
    nema nista gore no kad neko dobar vic ocajno isprica
    victory not vengeance

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    Poceli ludaci u ludnici da skacu i udaraju glavom u plafon, dolazi upravnik kad ono samo jedan stoji u cosak i ne mrda, pita njega:
    Sto radite ovo ?
    Igramo se kokica.
    Pa sto ti radis tu ?
    Prilijepio sam se za tecu ! :P
    My crime is that of curiosity ! ! !

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    Peca Mujo i upeca ajkulu.
    Pusti me i ispunicu ti jednu zelju - kaze ajkula.
    Necu jednu, ocu 3 - kaze Mujo.
    Pa *ebi ha mujo, nisam ti ja zlatna ribica, mogu samo jednu - kaze ajkula.
    Aj, dobro, ocu da imam ku*ac do zemlje - kaze Mujo.
    Nema problema - rece ajkula i odgrize mu obje noge.

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    Šetaju lav i zec šumom kad odjednom lav stane na nagaznu minu . Zec će na to: Lav is in the air..

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    Idu dvije zbirke zadataka ulicom vide elktroinzinjera: AAAAAAAAAA MAIJAAAAKK!!!!!!!

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    Sta je to malo plavo, pjeva na grani?
    - Talentovana sljiva.
    Patis dok shvatis da patis,a kad shvatis da patis patis jer si shvatio da si uzalud patio

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    Kako se zove vepar sa 3 noge? Nepar.

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    napali lopovi zecanina i u tuchi ga onesvijestishe i taman kad su htjeli da ga opljachkaju dodje zoro i spasi zecanina i ostavi potpis "Z".kad se zecanin probudi pogleda potpis i reche "hvala Zbetmene"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GliGi View Post
    napali lopovi zecanina i u tuchi ga onesvijestishe i taman kad su htjeli da ga opljachkaju dodje zoro i spasi zecanina i ostavi potpis "Z".kad se zecanin probudi pogleda potpis i reche "hvala Zbetmene"

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