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    Mislio sam da otvorim topic glupih viceva, ali vidjeh da sličan već postoji a smatram da ga je neophodno aktivirati jer pojedini otrovaše onaj kukavni topic sa najboljim vicevima.

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    ide Muju ulicom i sretne pola babe i kaže:"djes' ba"!
    Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK.
    Nista se ne cuje.

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    Ide covijek ulicom i...padne s garaze.

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    Klasik:



    Idu dva balona pustinjom:

    -Pazii kaktusssssssss!
    -Sad mi kazessssssssssss!

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    Što babe nose gaće? Da im klitoris ne upadne u lanac dok voze bicikl.
    E izem ti forum na kojem mogu i signature da ti menjaju bez pitanja ;)

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    Stoje dva indijanca na balkon, jednom padne cigla na glavu a drugi se zvao Džo
    "Sive lobanje silo, ja imam moć!"
    (He-man)

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    igraju dvije babe fudbal,dodje treca i ugasi sony.

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    ide djed ulicom , kad iza coshka ubije ga shporet !!!
    ide baba ulicom vidi teglu dzema i upane u shahtu !!!
    AAAAHH KAKO ME SVI GLEEEEDAJUUUUU!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-A-N-E View Post
    ide djed ulicom , kad iza coshka ubije ga shporet !!!
    ide baba ulicom vidi teglu dzema i upane u shahtu !!!
    :mrgreen::mrgreen::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolb lue::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    hahahaha smijao sam se 10 minuta!!!!!
    COGITO ERGO SUM - Rene Dekart

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    Pletu dvije babe u mrak, i dođe treća i upali svijetlo

    Zašto policajac oblači pidžamu kad vozi auto?
    - Da bolje legne u krivinu
    "Sive lobanje silo, ja imam moć!"
    (He-man)

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    i meni stvarno neprevazidjeni svih vremena !!!

    ide choek ulicom pa ni 5 ni 6 no 7 !!!
    AAAAHH KAKO ME SVI GLEEEEDAJUUUUU!!!

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    Dogovorili se metak i puska da izadju, i puska ga ispali.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-A-N-E View Post
    i meni stvarno neprevazidjeni svih vremena !!!

    ide choek ulicom pa ni 5 ni 6 no 7 !!!
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:dobar ti je ovaj!

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    ide konj poljem kukuruza, i kukuruz se zapali i pocnu kokice da lete...
    konj misli da je snijeg i smrzne se

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    a meni je ovo najgluplje:

    -Kako se zoves?
    -Isidora.
    -Iza cega???
    :lolblue:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don_Sharky View Post
    a meni je ovo najgluplje:

    -Kako se zoves?
    -Isidora.
    -Iza cega???
    :lolblue:
    edit:

    Kako se zoveš?
    Izabela.
    Iza česa?

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    @Katunjanin, ovo sam pravilno napisao, nadao se da cete razumjeti. Znamo svi tu foru "Izabela, iza chega" a ovo je jedan momak ljetos provalio. Pita curu kako se zove, ona kaze Isidora, a on kao iz topa vec pripremljen odgovor: "Iza cega?". Njega smo digli na sprdnju a ostalo je istorija

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don_Sharky View Post
    @Katunjanin, ovo sam pravilno napisao, nadao se da cete razumjeti. Znamo svi tu foru "Izabela, iza chega" a ovo je jedan momak ljetos provalio. Pita curu kako se zove, ona kaze Isidora, a on kao iz topa vec pripremljen odgovor: "Iza cega?". Njega smo digli na sprdnju a ostalo je istorija
    Izvinjavam se.
    Smetnuo sam s uma da je topic "glupi vicevi" i da je što veća glupost poželjna.

    No hard feelings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady
    Ulazi perica u crkwu i kazhe popu:
    -Cao nindzha, bash ti je kul gajba samo su ti posteri malo izlizani.
    ahahahahahah a vrhunski vic! zadnji ptu sam se ovolilko ismijao kada sam cuo vic o crnom vitezu, i vic o liku na puistom ostrvu

    odlican vic!
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stastopojo View Post
    ide konj poljem kukuruza, i kukuruz se zapali i pocnu kokice da lete...
    konj misli da je snijeg i smrzne se
    Uvijek me nasmije, al baš uvijek. Jedan od najjačih viceva koje sam čuo.

    Napomenu me onaj banetov, na klasik idiotskih viceva :

    " Idu dvije ptice, a pogotov treća... " :P
    Last edited by Edgar; 12-09-07 at 22:52.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Condor View Post
    ahahahahahah a vrhunski vic! zadnji ptu sam se ovolilko ismijao kada sam cuo vic o crnom vitezu, i vic o liku na puistom ostrvu

    odlican vic!
    samo nije perica nego narkoman ali ajde !!!
    AAAAHH KAKO ME SVI GLEEEEDAJUUUUU!!!

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    haha, ma nema veze, vr'unski je vic u svakom slcuaju
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    Juri kokot kokoshku,drzhi mikser i govori "stani kurvo,ocesh da se jebesh a necesh da abortirash"

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    idu 2 plavushe ulicom...jedna studira elektortehnichki,a druga je josh grdja!
    I lost my watch….now I’m lost in time

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :d
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