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    Da nisi i ti brate kupio nesto kod krokodila?

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    kupio je kod ptice, krokodil je u tvorza valjda.

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    -Jao, dragi jesi vidio našoj kćerkici ispao prvi zubić
    -A, lijepo sam joj rekao da mi ne dira plejstejšn...


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    - Ispadoše mi sise.
    - Dobro je kad se nisu prosule...
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    ne znam spada li u glupe ali je kratak pa ga neka ođe, ja se presmijah ka blesav

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    -Umrla komšinica Dinka sa drugog.
    -Misliš Živadinka?
    -Sada je Dinka.

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    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Nekim slučajem da je Drakula bio vegan, zvao bi se sigurno Brokula ...

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    Kako reći ateisti zbogom?

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    Kokoška

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    - Da li želiš da dođeš noćas kod mene i probaš nešto što je moja majka napravila???
    - A, šta je to lijepo napravila?
    - PA, MENE...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    Kako reći ateisti zbogom?

    Z.
    Zdrvima.

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    Sad prolazih pored nekih momaka i jedan gledajući jednu curu reče

    "Bolje da gledam ono što ne mogu da ***** nego da ***** ono što ne mogu da gledam"

    Odirao sam se od smjeha sljedećih 100m
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Kaže Cigo Ciganki:
    - Zorice, prvo si mi bila ćerka, pa si mi bila žena, a sad si mi tašta. Udaljavamo se, Zorice...

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    - Znam čovjeka koji je otišao u Ameriku s jednim pocijepanim odijelom, a sad ima pedeset miliona.
    - Šta će mu toliko pocijepanih odijela?

    Pozdrav

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    - Droljo, prestani da spavaš s mojim dečkom!
    - Moram, muž mi je.

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    Zašto plavuša igra loto?
    Majka joj rekla da će da dobije kur**.
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    Došao Cigo kod doktora i kaže:
    -Duktore, kašljem mlogo, ne prestajem.
    -Da li ste pušač?
    -Da.
    -Daj jednu cigaru.

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    Srela se dva Podgoričanina.
    - Pa, kako si?
    - Kako? Ka' g*vno.
    - Ti vazda isti!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Došao Cigo kod doktora i kaže:
    -Duktore, kašljem mlogo, ne prestajem.
    -Da li ste pušač?
    -Da.
    -Daj jednu cigaru.

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    - Ujeo me komarac za kliću.
    - Dobro, kad nije za picu.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakun View Post
    Sad prolazih pored nekih momaka i jedan gledajući jednu curu reče

    "Bolje da gledam ono što ne mogu da ***** nego da ***** ono što ne mogu da gledam"

    Odirao sam se od smjeha sljedećih 100m


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    Muž koji spava, okreće se ka ženi, grli je jako i u snu govori:
    -ne dam te, neću da živim bez tebe.
    Ona ga drma, da se probudi:
    - ko te ćera da živiš bez mene, tu sam, što ti je?!
    On:
    - uh, sanjao sam da mi kradu auto.

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    Učiteljica:
    -Čega se vi najviše plašite?

    Milan(6):
    -Zmije.

    Goran.(6)
    -Psa

    Radivoje(6):
    -Besmisla života koji se na kraju završava smrću i žalošću naših najbližih.

    Sandra(6):
    -Radivoja.

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    - Obožavam da gledam dvije ribe kako se krešu.

    - I ja kako se čupaju za kosu.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Sretne Mujo Hasa, Haso sav nikakav...
    - Šta je bolan Haso, što si pokis'o?
    - Ma ne pitaj, sinoć šetao sa Fatom po parku, pa naletjeli na manijaka...
    - Kakvog manijaka, je č seksualnog?
    - Biseksualnog moj Mujo, biseksualnog...

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