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    Kako se zove čovjek sa jednim uhom?

    Šoljica...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Kako se zove čovjek sa jednim uhom?

    Šoljica...
    Edituj u ćikara i TOP...
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    Kako se zove virus koji napada zene u Zeti?
    Kuronja virus.
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.

    Have a parachute.

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    Najkraći vic



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    Došao Cetinjanin kod Amfilohija i pita ga, oću li ja ić u raj ili pakao? Vjernik sam, slavim slavu, postim redovno ali ne idem na Litije.
    A Bgm ako ne ideš na Litije ne možeš u raj, možeš do vrata raja doć al nećeš moć da uđeš unutra jer ne ideš na Litije.
    A veli Cetinjanin njemu, a ti Amfilohoje dal ces ti u Raj ili pakao?
    Pa ja sam svešteno lice, ja služim Bogu i narodu, ja idem sigurno u raj.
    A veli mu Cetinjanin: Vala ako ga ja budem ispred vrata ti mi ga unutra nećeš ni ulazit!
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    Ženi se Cetinjanin za vrijeme ove gripe sad. I veli matičar na kraju "možete da poljubite mladu".
    Veli Cetinjanin "Oću ku*ac, neka je kum poljubi".
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    - Je l imaš vitamin C?
    - Nemam, imam hepatitis C, ako ti treba...

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    Muškarac:
    - Nije se rodio taj, koji će od kurve napraviti domaćicu

    Korona virus:
    - Hold my beer!!!
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    Ahahahah


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    - Nemoj po maski!!!

    Ahhahahahhaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    - Nemoj po maski!!!

    Ahhahahahhaha
    Krle, suze su mi odile, hahahahahahahahahaa
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Quote Originally Posted by mexiko View Post
    Krle, suze su mi odile, hahahahahahahahahaa
    Bealetamo, još se smirit' ne mogu...

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    Ufatili Cetinjanina đe vozi 2 druga u auto.
    I veli policajac dobro vas dvojica a ovaj nazad?
    A on ti je ništa čoek, njega mi ne računaj.
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    Napio se čovjek, pripišalo mu se u toku noći, ustade iz kreveta, ode do wc-a, piša, gleda u alatku i kaže:
    - Vidiš, kad ja tebi trebam kako se odma dignem, majku ti jeb*m!
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    Dragi zvoni ti telefon
    Šta piše ko je?
    Piše Korona virus!
    Pa javi se, to je tvoja mama.
    • imala majka dva sina, jedan je bio lud kao struja, drugi je isto bio informatičar...

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    - Tata ko je Betmen?
    - To me jedan čovjek, koji danju radi, a noću se maskira i izlazi napolje.
    - Kao čika Mile?
    - Ne, čika Mile je transvestit...

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    Kako se zove sok od piačke?
    - Voćne Čkapi
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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