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    Evo ti jos jedan Ljuka.

    Vidi baba macku i kaze: " Pis, macko!"
    A macka pokaze dva prsta i kaze : "Peace, baba, peace."

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    Pis, mačka te iźela!
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Idu dva coveka ulicom, i jedan upadne u rupu, a drugi se zvao Dzon!


    Ovaj je valjda najgluplji.

    Za Ljuku da ne bude na kraj srca.
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    - Zašto je inspekcija zatvorila javni WC?

    Zato što je radio bez papira.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Čistačica pošla da podnese prijavu da je silovana. Kaže kako se to desilo?
    Kaže ona: ja ribala stepenice kad neko od pozadi mi podiže suknju i eto stavi ga.
    Pa što niste pobjegli?
    A đe da pobjegnem? Lijevo zid, desno ograda...
    A ispred? A ispred se nije osušilo...

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    Hahaha,slično je kad je na suđenju Muji za silovanje Fate Fata svjedočila i kaže da ju je Mujo silovao u hodniku i da je to uradio odpozadi.Gleda sudija Fatu,ona ~2m visine,gleda Muju on ~1,60m pa pita Fatu.Pa kako vas je tako mogao silovati ako je tolika razlika u visini.Fata odgovara:"Pa dobro i ja sam mu se malo posagnula"

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    Kako se zove makedonac koji voli krofne?

    MAKEDONUTS
    In rum we trust.

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    i deca Bin Ladena KINDERLADEN.

    (pra pra prastar)

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    A makedonski King Kong je Monkeydonac
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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