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    Riješili Hrvat, Srbin i Kosovar da zakopaju ratne sjekire i u ime mira da posade jednu biljku.
    Veli Hrvat ajde da posadimo Kajsiju.
    Kosovar i Srbin se odma pobuniše i rekoše ne može jer ima ono KAJ u imenu.
    Veli Srbin najbolje da posadimo Breskvu.
    Hrvat i Kosovar se odma pobuniše, ne može jer ima BRE u imenu.
    Veli Kosovar aj da posadimo Vinovu Lozu nema nikakvo značenje u imenu i onu je posade.
    Kad gledaju se Hrvat i Srbin i vele e lijepo li nas zajeba ovaj Kosovar, em je Zelena em se obrezuje.

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    - J*b'o bih te...
    - Tek smo se upoznali!
    - OK. J*b'o bih vas.

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    - Ocu da se volimo kao Romeo i Julija.
    - A jesi li ti to citala do kraja?
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    - Cigo, šta misliš o aj pedu?
    - Čuo sam da boli.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Ulazi čovjek unezvijeren u kafanu i pita:
    - čiji je bio rotvajler zavezan ispred?
    Ustaje neki rmpalija i kaže:
    - Moj!! Kako to misliš bio!!
    Čovjek će snužden:
    - Ubila ga je moja čivava.
    - Ma, kako ga ubila, čovječe!?
    - Zastala mu u grlu.


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    ahahahahaha
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to KRKNA again.
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Voze dva ciganina drva sa konjima.
    Konj je bio već star i iznemogo, a pred njima je bio veliki brijeg, pa konj od muke prdne.
    - Je li kume, šta ovo smrdi tako jako?...
    - Lamela, kume Sinane....
    Prodaja/otkup i ugradnja muzike za auto.
    Više informacija u inbox.

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    Izlazim ja ka' čoek iz kafane, kad mi neka budala zgazi na ruke
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Pričaju dvije komšinice:
    - moj sin je inženjer mašinstva, šta je tvoj završio?
    - doktor književnosti!
    - a, šta ćeš, ne ide svakom škola..

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    Ljubomorna žena u PMS-u :

    - Ko ti je ona đevojka na slici pored tebe!?
    - Ljubavi, to si ti...
    - Znam, samo te provjeravam...
    - ...

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    - Ja sam Crnogorac, a koji si ti kourac?
    - Ma, ja sam piečka. Isto kao i ti.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Kako se zove đak preko koga je preša' traktor sa plugom?
    - Uzoran đak

    :lolblue:
    I wouldn’t trust a man who wouldn’t try to steal a little.

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    -Ljubavi, je l sam ja tvoja beba?
    -Više si Pepa...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    -Ljubavi, je l sam ja tvoja beba?
    -Više si Pepa...

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    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    - Jesi završio fakultet?
    - Nisam još.
    - A, dobro . .polako...
    - Ja sporije ne umijem...

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    Što si završio od Čkole?!

    -Ja UDG!

    Super.. sipaj 10 bezolovni...

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    Došla baba kod doktora i pita je doktor: "Kakva Vam je stolica?"
    Odličan tronožac, djed napravio.

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    Što ima novo kod tebe?
    - Sve po starom.
    Znači, još te izdržava?
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Ona je prava Milokurka.
    - Misliš Lomikurka?
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Svaki krupije kašlje, samo Kockar Kija.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Pita komšija Ciganina:
    -jesi vratio sat nazad?
    -pa, nisam ga ni uz'o...

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    Ranjeni lav trazi pomoc kad nailazi zenka noja i kaze mu "Da si noj, da si noj, dala bih ti zivot svoj"
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    Hahaha

    Послато са POCOPHONE F1 уз помоћ Тапатока



    "Tiha voda brijeg roni..."

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    Zemunac odgovara anatomiju. Šta je skelet?

    – Brate, skelet je osoba š'oe započela tu neku dijetu, al' zaboravila da je prekine, brate...

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    Sreli se pit bul i konj
    konj: sto se radi?
    pit bul: eo...stalno neka borba, ti?
    konj: a...vazda trka.

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