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    Ode Ana Brnabić da kupi televizor. I prodavac joj kaze LG bi ti.

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    Kornjaca i guster zivjeli zajedno. Sirotinja...
    Oce za veceru nesto da iziju, veli guster ima li sto u frizider?
    Nema
    pogledaj kod sebe doma
    kornjaca u oklop trazi, trazi, nema ni tamo.
    Nista, idem do Arome da uzmem nesto.
    Dobro ljepotane, ela, ali nemoj u Aromu nego u Francu
    Sto cemo?
    Uzmi virsle i senf i pozuri kao da te sami vrag tera
    Ocu

    Guster je virsle nasao odma, ali senfa nema nidje ni za lijek. Svaku je prodavnicu obisa i stiga do Aliansa u Donju Goricu.
    Dobar dan
    Dobar dan
    Imate li senfa?
    Gusteru boziji, ovo je auto servis, ne drzimo hranu, imamo samo ako oces motorno ulje.
    Necu to

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    ar ju fakin' kiding mi?

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    A guster ce na to - Nema veze, dosa sam na biciklo!

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    Za ovo se negativna daje pa iako je na ovoj temi
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    E vala i ban ne bi loshe bilo
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    Top vic!!! Od 16 h se smijem

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    Kako zovu brod Jadran?

    Kokin brod!
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    Отац: Ја ти дам 2€, сестра 3€, а мајка узме 1€, колико € имаш?

    Син: Прво ми дајте паре !

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    jde Milice reci nam koje je prvo slovo azbuke?
    Ustaje Milica i kaže: A...
    Javlja se ciga iz poslednje klupe i kaže: Nije A nego MOLIM!
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Krokodil i ptica na sudjenju.
    Optuzeni su da su svercovali marihuanu. Ne marihuanu nego heroin.
    Dosao sudija medjed. Dosta nezgodan, strog sudija.
    Jako rigorozan sto se droge generalno tice, ali bio je dosao sa odmora, sa skijanja, pa je bio kolko-tolko raspolozen.
    Krokodila osudi na 200 godina, pticu oslobadja.
    Ptica mu sleti na glavu, poljubi ga ono kljunom i kaze mu, ti si moj heroj jur onor.
    pi vidji vrijeme

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    Da nisi i ti brate kupio nesto kod krokodila?

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    kupio je kod ptice, krokodil je u tvorza valjda.

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    -Jao, dragi jesi vidio našoj kćerkici ispao prvi zubić
    -A, lijepo sam joj rekao da mi ne dira plejstejšn...


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    - Ispadoše mi sise.
    - Dobro je kad se nisu prosule...
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    ne znam spada li u glupe ali je kratak pa ga neka ođe, ja se presmijah ka blesav

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    -Umrla komšinica Dinka sa drugog.
    -Misliš Živadinka?
    -Sada je Dinka.

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    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Nekim slučajem da je Drakula bio vegan, zvao bi se sigurno Brokula ...

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    Kako reći ateisti zbogom?

    Z.

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    - Da li želiš da dođeš noćas kod mene i probaš nešto što je moja majka napravila???
    - A, šta je to lijepo napravila?
    - PA, MENE...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    Kako reći ateisti zbogom?

    Z.
    Zdrvima.

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    Čupatelj

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    Sad prolazih pored nekih momaka i jedan gledajući jednu curu reče

    "Bolje da gledam ono što ne mogu da ***** nego da ***** ono što ne mogu da gledam"

    Odirao sam se od smjeha sljedećih 100m
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Kaže Cigo Ciganki:
    - Zorice, prvo si mi bila ćerka, pa si mi bila žena, a sad si mi tašta. Udaljavamo se, Zorice...

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    - Znam čovjeka koji je otišao u Ameriku s jednim pocijepanim odijelom, a sad ima pedeset miliona.
    - Šta će mu toliko pocijepanih odijela?

    Pozdrav :grin:

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