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    - Mala, oćemo li produžavat ovu vrstu?
    - Prvo produži toga vrsnika.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Pita sova svraku:
    -Je li znaš ko se odcijepio od Srbije, a svraka odgovara:
    -Ko sovo?

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    - Tata, što je to Matriks?
    - To ti je majka, sine.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    - Da je htio, Tesla je moga sve da nas zapali.
    - Moga je, no nas pušti da lagano tinjamo.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Pa moraš dat ljudima priliku da se poprave.
    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    069 306 504

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    hahahahha
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Konobarica: - Izvolite??
    Gost: - Jack Daniels!
    Konobarica: - Drago mi je, Fata iz Tuzle
    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    - Kako se zoveš?
    - Jugoslav.
    - Skraćeno od?
    - SFRJ.
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Zašto Śevernjak kad dođe u Podgoricu odma kupi grobnicu na Čepurke?
    NI MRTAV SE NE VRAĆE KUĆI.
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:

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    Vic je realan jedino ako ljudi imaju vezu, e se grobnica ne može kupit unaprijed. Isključivo kad se pojavi prvi korisnik. Ua.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NHM View Post
    Vic je realan jedino ako ljudi imaju vezu, e se grobnica ne može kupit unaprijed. Isključivo kad se pojavi prvi korisnik. Ua.
    moglo je nekad... imas ih podosta "rezervisanih" sa sve spomenicima i tireom
    I was born to be the best, number one and nothing less.

    Studio INtarsia

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    - .- - .- - .- - .. .-. .- -- --- ... -. .--- .. -.-. .... .- .-. ..

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    - Voliš li više sise ili guzove?
    - Isto mi se fata.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    - Kako se zove osoba koja vjenčava dva muškarca?
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    - Matičmar
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    Voze se 4. IT strucnjaka u autu. Auto staje. Jedan kaze nema benzina, drugi akumulator, treci alanser, cetvrti ajde da izadjemo i udjemo mozda upali

    MIX 2

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    - Muškarac u odelu je tako 'mmmmm'...
    - gospođo, odmaknite se od pokojnika!
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Uleće dislektičar u banku i drekne:
    RUKE U VIS PLJAČKA VAM MATERINA , OVO JE PI4KA!

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    Kako nagovoriti peškira da kresne žensku ?
    po***i joj se u pi**u
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    -Tata, razvodim se!
    -I tata bi, sine!
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Pita pacijent na operacionom stolu hirurga:
    Doktore, zar će stvarno student da me operiše kao svoj diplomski rad?
    Da, ništa ne brinite, ja ću gledati kako radi.
    A šta ako pogriješi i operacija ne uspije?
    U tom slučaju, nema šanse da položi!

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    Kupio PODGORIČANIN kremu za podmlađivanje i namaže se on s njom i vratio se u Berane.
    Prodaja/otkup i ugradnja muzike za auto.
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    - Tata, a pare za užinu?
    - Ko ste vi, i zašto vas je toliko?

    Poslano sa mog Redmi Note 4 koristeći Tapatalk
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    - Kakav si ti to kavaljer?
    - Što?
    - Ja da sam na tvom mjestu uzela bi manje parče torte.
    - Pa uzela si.
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    Da li ljudima koji imaju zelene oči, one u jesen požute i opadnu?
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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