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    Ona:
    - Volim filmove u kojima ti je na kraju potrebna maramica
    On:
    - I ja isto.
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Kako se zove pop sa srčanom manom?
    Aritmije.
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    Doktor mu je dao najviše godinu dana života.
    On je izvadio pištolj i ubio doktora.
    Sudija mu je dao 15 godina.

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    - Šapni mi nešto bezobrazno
    - Ja sam se udala...


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    Razgovor dvojice Rimljana:
    - Eh, sa koliko sam ja žena spavao.
    - MMM...
    - Nee, mnogo manje...

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    Zasto odrasli vole crtani Moj mali Poni?

    Zato sto vole da gledaju poniće
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.

    Have a parachute.

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    Idu dva praseta ulicom, jedno pregazi auto a drugo vice: "Pazi moskvich kvich kviiiiich".
    In rum we trust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eCs95 View Post
    Idu dva praseta ulicom, jedno pregazi auto a drugo vice: "Pazi moskvich kvich kviiiiich".
    Dva balona pustinjom i jedan kaže: ,,pazi kaktussssssssssssss..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by wulfy View Post
    Dva balona pustinjom i jedan kaže: ,,pazi kaktussssssssssssss..."

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    Idu dvije kamile pustinjom. Jedna kaže pazi kaktussssss, druga kaže što ti je budalo nismo mi baloni

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    Quote Originally Posted by wulfy View Post
    Dva balona pustinjom i jedan kaže: ,,pazi kaktussssssssssssss..."
    A drugi će na to: "Sad mi kažeššššššššššššššš..."

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    Pita sin tatu Džejms Bonda: mogu li napolje? Možeš.. Ne možeš

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    Prolazi Cigo s drugom pored teretane i vide nekog bodybildera kako trenira i kaže Cigo njemu:
    -Vidi ga, izgleda k'o Hong Kong!


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    ^ dobro je da si stavila taj stiker, inace ne ukapirasmo
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    slikam slike povoljno

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    Upadne ciganka u more i pocne da zapomaze, upomoc upomoc ne umijem da se kupam
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    Sto kanibali jedu za veliki petak?
    Ribare
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlineStore View Post
    - Kao Makedonac kaze mitraljez?

    - Puskata na ratatata.






    Kako Makedonac kaze za ambulantna kola?

    Kolata na tinata ninata

    Kokoška

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    Kako Makedonac kaze za ambulantna kola?

    Kolata na tinata ninata
    A porodilište?


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    Sobata na kurtčeva rabota.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Pekmez..... Slatko te na teglim

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    Voze dva ciganina konje sa drvima i kako je bio veliki uspon konj prdne i pita jedan ciganin drugoga sta smrdi brate ovo? A ovaj mu odgovara - Ma lamela bato (laugh)(laugh)(laugh)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bann View Post
    Voze dva ciganina konje sa drvima i kako je bio veliki uspon konj prdne i pita jedan ciganin drugoga sta smrdi brate ovo? A ovaj mu odgovara - Ma lamela bato (laugh)(laugh)(laugh)
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    Sretne vuk Crvenkapu i pita je:
    – Crvenkapice, šta radiš?
    – Idem kod bake!
    – Jebo te, samo neđe ideš!!!
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