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    Zet hirurg treba da operiše tasta.
    Tast:
    - Znaš, zete, ako ja umrem, moja žena će doći da živi kod vas...

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    Izveo Željko Samarrdžić đevojku na večeru. I sad gledaju menije što će da večeraju kad uskliknu đevojka "e ja znam šta ću"
    A veli Željko: " Sta si to u MENU našla, moja tužna grlice?"
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    Udario narkomana voz. Na sahrani, drug drži govor:
    - Druže, sve si imao u životu, od igle do lokomotive...

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    - 'ajde, skidaj se
    - Ali, ja imam muža...
    - 'ajde, pa ćemo posle da se hvalimo ko što ima...


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    Sto je brze ili zec?

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    Kako se na hrvatskom kaže 'žena bez zuba'? - Gospa od škrbjela
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Žena vozača hitne pomoći rodila bliznakinje.
    Čašćava on kolege i kaže:
    - Dobili smo Tinu i Ninu.


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    Ovaj je dobar, mada je više crni humor


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    Priča mrav avanturu kad je naletio na golu ženu, veli: šetam ja po njoj, sve kao pustinja, samo neke obline, izgubih se, srećom nalećeh na neku šumicu, udjoh malo da se sklonim osunca, polumrak, jedva se što vidi, kad najednom neko me taknu po ramenu, ja se obrni jednom, niđe niko, opet me taknu neko, ja se obrni kad neki ćelavi ulazi izlazi, ja reko što je ćelavi, on ništa, ja ga udari, on i dalje ulazi izlazi ja ga opet udari, on me pljunu

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    Reče li mu mrav na kraju, ćelavi šta se pljuješ?


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    ko zna, možda su se na kraju pomirili mravić i gla*ić

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    Ovaj vic je stariji od mene, a ja sam blize 50 no 40 godina
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Mi mlađi, koji ga prvi put čujemo, kasnimo, ali kasnimo kvalitetno
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Kako se zove nježno guranje prsta u goozicu?
    - Šuptilno.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LjukaTheMantidis View Post
    Kako se zove nježno guranje prsta u goozicu?
    - Šuptilno.
    @goozica jel ovo tačno što napisa Ljuka

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    Otišao Mujo sa sinom u goste, kad će mali u neko doba:

    - Babo, đe je ta meza na stolu što si mi rek'o da ne diram!?

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