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    Quote Originally Posted by NokiaPg View Post
    Kako god samo da ostane za mene anonimna... dok god ne znam ko je imam o njoj sliku ono čojek žena. Tako širokih vidika...

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    Ja sam za to da se pokrene inicijativa za otvaranje teme Postovaoci Krkninog lika i djela... Evo ne znam, sto mislite...
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    i ako moze jedan racun da svi uplatimo po neku paru pa nek sebe ona casti nesto
    I was born to be the best, number one and nothing less.

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    Kako se zove Nenad koji prdne?
    Iznenad. :lolblue:

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    Kako se naziva žena pomorca?

    - Glory hole

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    Cigo, kako se zoves?
    - Enco
    Enco, kao Enco Ferari?
    - Ne, samo Enco
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    Piroćanska matematika:
    Ako imaš 10 jabuke i pola
    daš na brata, kolko će ti
    ostanu?
    - Devet ipo...
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Sjedi covjek u kafanu, jedna za drugom... Ubije se ka curka. Ne moze da hoda, ne moze da ustane. Ne zna sto da radi, i odluci da pozove kuma.
    -KUMEEEEE, STO RADIIIIISSSSS...
    -Spavam kume, tri sata je...
    -MOOOOLIM TE KUME DODJI ZA MENE, NE MOGU DA USTANEM, POVEDI ME KUCI KOMA SAM.
    -Aaaaaaaa, opet. Evo stizem...
    Ponese ga kum do kuce, legne ga u krevet i vrati se kuci. Kad opet ga kum zove.
    -Sto je sad kume moj?
    -KUMEEEEE, SAMO DA TI KAZEM DA SAM SE SNASAO, NE MORAS DOLAZIT �� :lolblue:

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    Upznaje se plavusa sa momkom i u pricu...i on joj kaze
    - Ja sam plasticni hirurg
    A ona:
    - Jaaaaoooo, izgledas kao pravi
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    -Ugojio sam se.
    -Nema veze, ne vidi ti se od džipa.

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    Vjenčamo se ja i KRKNA i poslije mjesec dana ona traži razvod
    Sudija: koji je razlog ?
    KRKNA: mali mu je
    Sudija: koliko mali ?
    KRKNA: 22cm
    Sudija: Pa gospođo, to nije malo
    KRKNA: Ti sudija odbij 5cm na njegov stomak, 5 cm na moj. Sa ostalih 12 se ti ****
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Kako dijete Podgoričanke šeta kroz Podgoricu?
    "Bez Majke".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakun View Post
    Vjenčamo se ja i KRKNA i poslije mjesec dana ona traži razvod
    Sudija: koji je razlog ?
    KRKNA: mali mu je
    Sudija: koliko mali ?
    KRKNA: 22cm
    Sudija: Pa gospođo, to nije malo
    KRKNA: Ti sudija odbij 5cm na njegov stomak, 5 cm na moj. Sa ostalih 12 se ti ****
    Sutra se udajem! - pohvali se ona kolegama na poslu.
    - Pogodite šta radi moj budući muž ?
    - Najveću glupost u životu! - viknu u glas nekoliko muškaraca.

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    Što bi braća Ameri rekli
    It is funny because it is truth
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Kad smo već kod Amera:
    Kako se na Engleskom kaže kad tašta neće doć na večeru?
    YES!

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    Vara lajfkoučer influenserku sa klaberkom, u'fati ih hipster koji je nekada ljubavio sa lajfkoučerom i gađa ih teglicom smutija sa retro bicika. Prijavi ih personal trener jogaš u NVO a jedan uticajan tviteraš tvitnu da je jedna vlogerka ujedno i klaberka koja je sa jednim blogerom na Fešn viku jednu mejk-ap artistkinju video kako se ljubi sa LGTB grafičkom dizajnerkom posle Prajda na kojem je DJ i njegov drug multimedijalni artista koji ima milion folovera i sabskrajbera i čiji brat drži resto-gastro bar.
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    - đe si, što radiš?
    - Evo jedem neke palačinke s džemom.
    -J*b'o ti Džemo mater, k*rvo, znao sam!

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    - Mama, mogu li da dobijem psa ili mačku za Novu godinu?
    - Ne, sine. Dobićeš prasetinu kao i svi ostali.

    ✔️✔️😂

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    Babe dolaze kod ljekara da bi se družile u čekaonici, pa jedna pita prije neki dan drugu babu:

    - Đe si ti, nema te kod ljekara 15 dana?
    - Nijesam mogla da dođem, bila sam bolesna!


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    Zašto crnkinje tuku Đeda Mraza? Zato što im govori ho ho ho.
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    Dovoljno dobar za najbolje viceve
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    -jesi napisala pismo Deda Mrazu što želiš da ti donese?

    -ne, jesi li normalna, valjda on meni treba prvi da se javi, muško je!

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    A to što bi se puštila nekom đedu tamo, to ništa?
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    Ali nije isto đed Era Ojdanić i đed Mraz...ili đed Donald Saterlend

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    Tačno. Đed Era ima pare za poklone i voli da mu devojčice sede u krilu...
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    Zovem bivšeg na telefon.
    - Molim?
    E, tu sam te čekala, da moliš!

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